Well, since you insist on illegally posting to my site, I’ve informed the FBI of your location. It wasn’t too hard since the system logs your IP when you make a news post, smart guy!

I’m sure they’ll go easy on you after evading authorities at the border and fleeing the scene of a crime. Thank God for the Patriot Act. I hope you got enough sunshine for one lifetime, Stan, ’cause they’re gonna put you in a hole so deep you won’t even remember the word “light” by the time you get out.