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Authorized

March 26, 2025 by Tim

I guess we used to have the quest boards, which were essentially the way for the Hunter’s Guild to tell us what they’d approved for us to hunt… but having Alma follow me around for the entirety of Wilds announcing that I was authorized to hunt… well, basically anything and everything I wanted, felt a little silly.

She’s literally never met a monster she didn’t want dead, which makes the whole idea of approval a little unnecessary.


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Risky
Risky
5 days ago

Small monsters don’t matter and don’t need authorization. Big monsters are always too big to live and let live. There’s no way to kill a seikret. No way of killing the kid seems to stick. Wudwuds are immune to your weapons. Everything being left a pile of dry bones is good for bone armor.

The Legacy
The Legacy
5 days ago
Reply to  Risky

I thought you kill a seikret by talking about it?

… I’ll see myself out.

gnarph
gnarph
5 days ago

Maybe she applies Uncle Jimbo’s hunting rules: “It’s coming right at us!!”

GIossy
GIossy
5 days ago
Reply to  gnarph

YES, they need to add Skuzzlebutt as a huntable monster in the game

GIossy
GIossy
5 days ago

I’m just checking in, hoping to see the DND arc finally come back around….

GIossy
GIossy
5 days ago
Reply to  Tim

That’s sad! The numbered guys playing DnD is the most entertaining of the recurring arcs you do.

Relish
Relish
4 days ago
Reply to  Tim

Well I’m pretty sure their opinion isn’t the majority anyways. Personally, I mainly look forward to Ethan and Lucas arcs these days.

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
4 days ago
Reply to  Tim

Guess even you are following in the footsteps of 1, 2, and 4 with roleplaying fatigue… 😉
And I have to agree, stories are always better when you know where to go instead of doing it as a chore, which is why the reboot of the main universe is so great.

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
4 days ago
Reply to  Tim

Understandable, oceans of sadness, but understandable.

GIossy
GIossy
3 days ago
Reply to  Tim

that’s a real lost opportunity

Last edited 3 days ago by GIossy
Opaque
Opaque
3 days ago
Reply to  Tim

Personally happy to hear it.

Over the years the Analog/Starcaster chronicles have grown on me and I find them to be quite a highlight. Nothing wrong with game humor and DND, but they just pale (for me personally) in comparison.

JeffNash
JeffNash
2 days ago
Reply to  Tim

Very sad to hear, but completely understandable.

Dramabear
Dramabear
4 days ago
Reply to  GIossy

Highly disagree while I do like the DND story that pops up, the better stuff is Starcaster Chronicles and Analog & Dpad followed closely by CAD itself.

I read it all but those are my favorite.

Del Cox
Del Cox
4 days ago
Reply to  GIossy

We’re all allowed to have favorites, but I can honestly say that Tim’s site is the only one where I’ve never been bored of any strip. The guy is a great storyteller. I’ve never been relieved when he switches to a different strip, since I always want to know what happens on the next page of whatever’s his current focus.

Tuomari
Tuomari
5 days ago

So no domestication? Ok, if humans are authorized there is one juicy human in front that just became jobless as there are no monsters for the guild to hunt.

Urazz
Urazz
5 days ago

I get the feeling that the Hunter in Monster Hunter: Wilds is brainwashed into killing monsters when hit with the trigger word, ‘Authorized.’ Alma is quite the evil mastermind.

Mittens
Mittens
5 days ago
Reply to  Urazz

Would you kindly hunt that monster

Yseris
Yseris
5 days ago
Reply to  Urazz

Would you kindly hunt that monster?

Daemone
Daemone
4 days ago
Reply to  Urazz

Would you kind— aw, man…

Urazz
Urazz
3 days ago
Reply to  Daemone

Why am I covered in blood and surrounded by corpses of little woodland creatures? XD

Cyrad
Cyrad
5 days ago

I’m just confused at the inconsistency. She needs to formally authorize me to hunt a monster that’s trying to kill us and massacre an entire village, but she’s nonchalant about seeking out and killing a monster that’s done nothing wrong except mildly inconvenience a tribe of talking gerbils?

Gray
Gray
5 days ago

There are actually times where a hunt is not authorized when exploring the open world. She will yell at you constantly while fighting that you should disengage.

naustghoul
naustghoul
5 days ago

That last panel… can we get that like, I dunno, four months ago please?

GIossy
GIossy
5 days ago
Reply to  naustghoul

shhh, Timmy is a-scared of the polly-ticks!

Dave
Dave
5 days ago

If you explore the desert and encounter a sand lizard (I cannot remember the name off the top of my head) before you get it’s story quest, she does in fact tell you to leave it alone. Which does, as the game goes on, feel a little odd. I think the comic is more accurate.

Delamain
Delamain
5 days ago

So when you’re ranking up in high rank Alma will stop you from hunting monsters, telling us that we aren’t authorized to hunt them till we get a quest to do it.

Locklen
Locklen
5 days ago
Reply to  Tim

She told me I wasnt authorized for a Rey Dau once in high rank, while i was new into it. Didn’t let that stop me from breaking off a piece anyways.

LucentDragoon
LucentDragoon
3 days ago
Reply to  Locklen

Had the same thing happen to me with Uth Duna before I progressed my hunting rank sufficiently. Didn’t stop me from actually killing it (on my second attempt, my poor low-rank weapon couldn’t handle the stress the first time) but I didn’t get hunt rewards for doing so, just what I could cut off the body.

Alcor
Alcor
4 days ago
Reply to  Tim

You must’ve only been fighting monsters appropriate for your rank.

Some Guy
Some Guy
4 days ago
Reply to  Delamain

Which suggests it’s more “we don’t trust you to try and kill this thing yet,”

Monk
Monk
5 days ago

She will actually reprimand you if you hunt a monster outside your hunter rank too early. Constantly shouting “you aren’t authorized to hunt that” and some such. She doesn’t physically try to stop you though… She knows better.

Some Guy
Some Guy
4 days ago
Reply to  Monk

Which suggests the concern is more “we don’t trust you to not get killed trying to kill that thing.”

Nuclear Anomaly
Nuclear Anomaly
5 days ago

Remind me, which monsters am I allowed to hunt again?

– “Yes!”

Kenju
Kenju
5 days ago

I find it funny how if you fight a monster before the first quest is given to kill it she will go on and on the entire hunt about how you are NOT authorized to hunt it.

Seriously, depending on how far you are into the game this can be very easy to trigger and it’s hilarious when you do ^^

Del Cox
Del Cox
4 days ago

The adherence to it seems WAY too fetishized…the entire unit will set out with the goal of killing something, witness it committing sadist acts of slaughter, and my hunter just bites his lip, refusing to act until Alma “authorizes” him to kill it. Oh, Japan. I mean, I get the idea of a Guild coordinator, and it adds a nice bit of lore flavoring, but the presentation is just…so…”mmm say the words, Alma. Give me PERMISSION.” But there’s DEFINITELY cases she doesn’t want you to hunt; the apex monsters in particular towards the late part of the second story. You… Read more »

Last edited 4 days ago by Del Cox
wkz
wkz
4 days ago
Reply to  Del Cox

You know what’s worse? At one point in time in the storyline, the Hunter **gives himself** authorization to kill a monster.

He always had the authority to choose for himself, yet he fobbed it to Alma. Must be the paperwork he don’t want to do afterwards or something.

PhobosRising
PhobosRising
4 days ago

In all fairness, not a terrible idea nowadays… Not a terrible idea.

austindorf
austindorf
4 days ago

The story of Mh wilds is so bad it’s hilarious.

/mild spoilers

“oh no, the artificial monster has broken free and gone mad, how can we help it?”
“There’s nothing more to do, I’ll slash it”
“oh noes, now an ancient monster that wiped out an entire civilization is awakening! The only possibility is the ancient artifact that will cause imbalances blah blah if we use it blah blah”
“No, I have another solution. I’ll slash it”.
Happy end

Save nature by kill all that move.

Number51x
Number51x
4 days ago

Is it still a “hunt” when you have line of sight on the target?

Brendan
Brendan
4 days ago

So THAT’S how they introduce pvp…

Jeremy Gerster
Jeremy Gerster
4 days ago

Humans were the real monsters all along!

Yte
Yte
3 days ago

monster hunter: the road