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July 2, 2025 by Tim


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toughluck
toughluck
5 days ago

I was wrong. She knows what an old Wii controller looks like, she IS a gamer.

Tim
Tim
5 days ago
Reply to  toughluck

The Wiimote is still kinda famous, knowing what it looks like doesn’t necessarily mean she’s a gamer, one can still hope though

LameSuperpower
LameSuperpower
1 day ago
Reply to  Tim

Plus she didn’t call it a Wiimote, she called it an old Wii controller.

toughluck
toughluck
4 days ago
Reply to  toughluck

Ooh, and now I have a guess what’s going to happen in this arc! Lilah and Ethan are going to match on some dating app based on their common interest in video games, without Ethan seeing Lilah’s picture. They’ll play some games and then plan a date. Ethan sees it’s Lilah and either: a) chickens out; b) an emergency happens that postpones their date; c) decides to go on the date. It remains to be seen whether the date will be a cliffhanger or if it happens in the middle of the arc, with Lilah being unable to shake the… Read more »

21stCenturyPeon
21stCenturyPeon
4 days ago
Reply to  toughluck

… or d) something with a hilariously ineffective false moustache.

will scott
will scott
3 days ago
Reply to  toughluck

do they not live in a world canonically video game dominated? like i thought wintereenmas was bigger than Olympics in this hero verse.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
5 days ago

The best impression, always in the best moment

Happywyvern
Happywyvern
5 days ago

18% of men under 40 seems… Very low… Or is that 18% who are too damn honest for their own good?

Mike
Mike
5 days ago
Reply to  Happywyvern

It’s 18% who just ARE honest. 😛

The rest are filthy liars, like those people that say they don’t look inside a tissue after blowing their nose.

CADreader
CADreader
5 days ago
Reply to  Mike

Why would you not? You should look as your nose blow can be a very good indicator of health of your ENT areas.

Mike
Mike
5 days ago
Reply to  CADreader

I just want the visual satisfaction that the giant booger is no longer blocking air into the nose.

Banjo
Banjo
5 days ago
Reply to  Mike

I have NEVER looked inside my tissue. That would be gross…

Well OK maybe once. Twice. Each time.

Happywyvern
Happywyvern
4 days ago
Reply to  Mike

Oh you have to check, what if there is brain in there after blowing? its a legitimate concern.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
5 days ago
Reply to  Happywyvern

As my own experience with men coming is limited I’ll defer to people with experience, but 18% of men under 40 going off too soon seems a bit high to me personally. Though I’ve not checked statistics or heard many stories of experience about it.

Maybe the 18% who says it is actually proud? “I’m so virile that I’m on a hair trigger,” type of deal?

Happywyvern
Happywyvern
4 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

To high?
under 40 includes the 16 upwards category… Its a permanent hair trigger of disappointment until at least mid 20s…

I mean you may have a point, but finishing too fast is considered a bad thing from a partners perspective. I certainly wouldn’t have bragged but I was DEFFINATELY in the 82% and I wont be admitting otherwise…

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
3 days ago
Reply to  Happywyvern

Is it really that bad in percentages? I feel like that’s more a movie thing for drama than anything else. Again, I have no experience or statistics to back anything up here, so it is just my feeling. That it’s viewed a bad thing I can understand, but I was never bothered by many things that people feel should be the norm. If people are on a hair trigger I would recommend doing other things. For many female partners the penetration is but one part of the intimacy. You have a mouth, fingers and possibly toys. Go wild. Some partners… Read more »

Last edited 3 days ago by Darkhorse
Phaet
Phaet
5 days ago
Reply to  Happywyvern

I’m over 40 and still don’t understand why internet considers this a bad thing.

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
5 days ago

Is that a glue bomb going off in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Tim
Tim
5 days ago

Hey, the title of the strip has changed !

It was about fish in the sea if I recall correctly !

ears
ears
5 days ago
Reply to  Tim

It was. But it changed earlier in the week already!

Ocramot
Ocramot
5 days ago

You made her laugh, Ethan! You made her laugh! Let’s focus on the important bits

Last edited 5 days ago by Ocramot
Kasey
Kasey
5 days ago

Powered up Ethan would’ve just hopped over that railing rather than trying to clean himself up after this.

Tony
Tony
5 days ago
Reply to  Kasey

Unless Lilah offered to help. In that case he’d come up with a goofy excuse why his power absolutely can not be used to clean the glue.

Steve
Steve
5 days ago
Reply to  Kasey

He has a solution! https://cad-comic.com/comic/turf-p2/

First he lubes himself up with an Oil Bomb.
Then he uses a Water Bomb to wash up.
Finally a nice Incendiary Bomb to dry off!

Also rereading that series makes me want to see the superhero Memory Card in action.

Angrylittleman
Angrylittleman
5 days ago

I laughed a little too hard at this.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
4 days ago

Nobody call him any names! They Will Stick!

21stCenturyPeon
21stCenturyPeon
4 days ago

Hey, at least it didn’t smash his TV like the real ones.

Kristoffer
Kristoffer
3 days ago

And i’m sitting here, refreshing and waiting for a new comic, only to remember it is 4 july today. Enjoy it 🙂

Steve
Steve
3 days ago
Reply to  Kristoffer

Yeah I thought Tim usually announces a day off but he probably did take the holiday. The weather is PERFECT where I am today, too. High of 79 and no humidity. Best 4th of July in about a decade or so.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
2 days ago
Reply to  Tim

See it as an impromptu holiday. It sounds like a severe power outage. Hope it’ll be over soon.