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July 9, 2025 by Tim


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MJC
MJC
12 days ago

Can’t wait to find out which inappropriate for the kind of relationship he’s looking for app Ethan just downloaded

Benjamin
Benjamin
12 days ago
Reply to  MJC

I’m surprised the answer isn’t literally “all of them”.

Matt Braddock
Matt Braddock
12 days ago
Reply to  MJC

Uh… that descriotion pretty much fits every single dating app on the market right now?

Ocramot
Ocramot
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Braddock

I don’t know about that. There are plenty of people on dating apps that seem to look “just for friends”… (which never ceases to baffle me)

atlachan
atlachan
12 days ago

Did Ethan download the wrong app again? (like back in August 19, 2019)

ocramot
ocramot
12 days ago
Reply to  atlachan

Aww, you can’t just drop a date like that and not add a link to it!

App – Ctrl+Alt+Del Comic Ctrl+Alt+Del

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
12 days ago
Reply to  atlachan

Given the title, I’m going to headcanon he downloaded some tile matching game instead.

Possibly involving some historical dates.

And given the pre-change title, I’ll also add in that it’s a fish-themed one.

So, could it be Moby Dick?

Fletcher
Fletcher
12 days ago
Reply to  atlachan

No. No the reboot wasn’t 6 years ago. You must all be mistaken….

LeHack
LeHack
12 days ago
Reply to  Fletcher

Wait, what? 2019 wasn’t 6… oh!

ViggsPR
ViggsPR
11 days ago
Reply to  Fletcher

You’re right, it wasn’t 6 years ago. The end of the original cad was in 2012. Analog and dpad issues started in 2014.

So it’s been either 11 or 14 years, depending on when you start counting.

Ocramot
Ocramot
11 days ago
Reply to  ViggsPR

Wait, what do you mean the reboot has been going on FOR ELEVEN Y…
*his body suddenly mummifies and then turns into dust*

John
John
11 days ago
Reply to  atlachan

Or he notices he already has one installed and forgetting it was the wrong app he just tries to use it again.

Ocramot
Ocramot
12 days ago

But…. where is Scott in all of this? Do I remember incorrectly, or they’re on good terms now?

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
12 days ago
Reply to  Ocramot

With all due respect, I don’t think either Scott or Ethan swing that way. But hey, it’s the thought that counts.

Ocramot
Ocramot
12 days ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Yeah, I mean they could hang out as friends

William
William
12 days ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Since Scott lost Carlie, I’m guessing he doesn’t swing that way, too.

FlameFlash
FlameFlash
12 days ago

Bless his heart… yeah, this isn’t going to end well for him.

Rick
Rick
12 days ago

Do Super Villains have a dating app?

anon
anon
12 days ago

Is he one of the hot singles in my area?

foducool
foducool
12 days ago

“grindr? oh I do like to grind for levels, I’ll take that one”

Scortch
Scortch
12 days ago
Reply to  foducool

Man thats what I thought the last scene was going to go. Something like Ethan calling Lucas in a panic that he thought Grindr met something totally different.

Tim Tucker
Tim Tucker
11 days ago
Reply to  foducool

“It says it’s a dating app for men”

Daniel
Daniel
12 days ago

Since it’s bit to early for yet another romantic relationship, and since I still ship Ethan and Lilah, I guess it’s going to be disastrous.
Maybe a comeback of the murderous girlfriends from CAD 1? This way we’ll find if Ethan lost his powers or not.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
11 days ago
Reply to  Daniel

My gut feeling… is that Ethan’s going to find Lilah on one of these apps. And that they’re going to match.

And he’s going to go out with her, because hey, she doesn’t know he’s Analog, right? Secret identity and all?

It’ll be like Lois Lane and Clark Kent, except that Lois has professional reasons to not want to date Superman and already told him so, and so Clark figured, hey, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her…?

Paula
Paula
12 days ago

Oh, I laughed so much at Lucas’ reaction.

JozMk.II
JozMk.II
12 days ago

Ohhh, the title likely refers to a matchup with someone OTHER than Lilah! This could get crazy…

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
12 days ago
Reply to  JozMk.II

I would love it if he matched with her roommate.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
11 days ago

What if they actually hit it off and that sticks? Lilah just being a reporter and friend, while Caroline will become his best friend, lover, and gives her more to do than only being a supporting character for Lilah. A glue that holds the CAD cast together and gives a more grounded view of the non superheroes and reporters.

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
11 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

That’d be great, story wise. Different and yet still maintains the original dynamic to a degree.

MrT743
MrT743
12 days ago

Zeke spots Ethan’s profile being added and decides to have some entertainment?

Phaet
Phaet
12 days ago

I’m very positive about the possible outcome.

Lily
Lily
12 days ago

I feel like he would make a very honest profile, and so how bad could it be?

CTOWNS
CTOWNS
12 days ago

Don’t worry Lucas, literally none of them are actually effective. So it’s harmless if not a bit ego-deflating

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
11 days ago
Reply to  CTOWNS

Lucas met Ben on an app. And myself and two of my closest friends met our wives on dating apps.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
11 days ago
Reply to  CTOWNS

It depends how you define ‘date’. If you mean a meetup where you get to know each other in the effort to pursue romance, definitely not. If you mean some senseless wild sex, no strings attached, then still definitely not.

Last edited 11 days ago by Darkhorse
Gonfrask
Gonfrask
12 days ago

And that’s how he got scammed and they lost all their money…

The other option is he does an amazing match, the perfect person for him and is Zeke…

Giuliano
Giuliano
11 days ago

“I feel a disturbance in the Force.”

Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
11 days ago

I’m surprised no one mentioned the possibility of the female Xbox from OG CAD 1? Would be an interesting reveal that Zeke built her/them and they were using such apps to spy on people or to skim money!

Banjo
Banjo
11 days ago

I see no way this can go wrong

WAhydrohead
WAhydrohead
11 days ago

Shurley, there is a “Farmers Only” style app for superheroes 🤣

Something that requires you to allow it location access.😉

Derfman
Derfman
11 days ago

CAN’T..STOP..LAUGHING!

Nik
Nik
11 days ago

A great disturbance in the Force has occurred

Autesticle
Autesticle
6 days ago

I got a feeling he joined Grindr