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July 11, 2025 by Tim


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Tim
Tim
14 hours ago

Then to think the previous page comments were thinking this would be about grinding levels. So innocent

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
14 hours ago

Well… that actually went not as badly as expected. And Teemo bottom does sound like he has a relatable (favorability) ranking.

Jedi
Jedi
14 hours ago

Puhhh saved, before Ethan ends up in a Gimpsuit like in Postal 2 …

Matt Braddock
Matt Braddock
13 hours ago
Reply to  Jedi

Which was absolutely taken fro Pulp Fiction, btw.

Argl
Argl
14 hours ago

So what is that app exactly?

Is it to meet with other fellow humans, dressed in cosplay, and role-playing as the character they try to represent?

Or is it an AI-powered app where used chat with some LLM pretending to incarnate the characters?

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
13 hours ago
Reply to  Argl

Was wondering the same

MJC
MJC
9 hours ago
Reply to  Argl

He’s being “flooded with matches” so it’s obviously match with other humans, not chat with generative AI slop.

Eodyne
Eodyne
9 hours ago
Reply to  MJC

Given the prevalence of bot accounts on daying apps can we really be sure of that?

CTOWNS
CTOWNS
55 minutes ago
Reply to  Eodyne

I haven’t seen any bot accounts at all this month. Plenty of classic scammers and insta/SC/OF shills, though.

Nono
Nono
13 hours ago

I mean, I’m pretty sure like 80% of the dating world would find at least one video game character attractive.

Cyrad
Cyrad
12 hours ago

Teemo bottom? Wow you dirty boy~

Qstknight
Qstknight
12 hours ago

There are some really nice looking female characters, Lara Croft comes to mind 🙂

Reso
Reso
8 hours ago
Reply to  Qstknight

Man, that reminds me of something. I saw this Lara Croft cosplay the other day. It was very authentic to tomb raider 1,which is to say that the cosplay artist had a triangular uniboob.

MarthKoopa
MarthKoopa
5 hours ago
Reply to  Qstknight

Lara has been outdone a thousand times over the past couple decades, and she was completely butchered in her new phase because western devs are scared of sex appeal anymore

Shiva
Shiva
4 hours ago
Reply to  MarthKoopa

You mean the young Lara from the Tomb Raider reboot trilogy?!
What’s wrong with her?
Waaait, you can not mean that version. She looks like a quite regular female of her age. Stronger and more fit than the regular tho.

Helldemon
Helldemon
2 hours ago
Reply to  Shiva

No point in trying to have a conversation with these… “people”. They just scream “woke” at everything and don’t have the skills to make actual conversation.

Zair
Zair
5 hours ago
Reply to  Qstknight

Aloy from Horizon is the modern equivalent that comes to mind.

Qstknight
Qstknight
12 hours ago

There are some nice looking female characters, Lara Croft comes to mind 🙂

Qstknight
Qstknight
12 hours ago

sorry did not mean to send twice

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
11 hours ago

Hmm him actually ending up with a cosplayer may not be a bad thing, both for his alter and his main job.

Mor
Mor
11 hours ago

Great. Now I need to know how that combination looks… xD

Figgly
Figgly
9 hours ago

All due respect, but why ISN’T there a dating app for people who love to play video games?

Mike
Mike
8 hours ago
Reply to  Figgly

The condescending jokes write themselves.

Mika_the_raven
Mika_the_raven
8 hours ago

It puts the lotion on its skin.

Stephen
Stephen
7 hours ago

Who else would have just let Ethan find out all this on his first date?

/raises hand

Jaq
Jaq
6 hours ago
Reply to  Stephen

Only if I could have come along to watch – although my constant giggles might have been a give-a-way.

Phaet
Phaet
6 hours ago

Why would anyone want to do that to a video game character??
I play video games because I don’t have to do that at all. And to escape real people.
So it kina misses the point. Just like dating apps: using internet so that I don’t have to deal with people, someone uses to meet people. What the hell man?!

Ok I’m calm now.
Please continue.