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August 25, 2025 by Tim


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Nextgener
Nextgener
10 hours ago

There are many rule’s on the internet.

But the #1 Rule will Always be #34.

Quinn
Quinn
9 hours ago
Reply to  Nextgener

Until it is deemed illegal and blocked. You know, to “protect the children“.

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
8 hours ago
Reply to  Quinn

What kind of Backward Authoritarian Commie-Ass nation do you think we all live in? England?

Niklarean
Niklarean
6 hours ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

Alternatively certain US states.

leduk
leduk
7 minutes ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

I never know if ppl say this ironically or not

Urazz
Urazz
7 hours ago
Reply to  Nextgener

You know, I’m surprised rule #34 wasn’t called rule #69.

Steve
Steve
7 hours ago
Reply to  Urazz

Ah, but 34 is just half of 69, rounded down.

Because rule 34 is for, er, “solo adventures,” and then it’s rounded down, to represent the lowest common denominator.

RIP, WetRiffs. 😄

Kasaix
Kasaix
10 hours ago

Capcom encouraged that. When one of the devs saw how interested people were in Lady D, he posted her canon measurements. He understood us, I mean them.

Glurglenuts
Glurglenuts
9 hours ago

This is a man that does not know his internets.

Derptastic
Derptastic
9 hours ago

Do they not like free marketing? o.O

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
8 hours ago

I’m sorry Capcom, but the Rule MUST be upheld. No one is above Rule 34.

MidnightX
MidnightX
7 hours ago

This quote pretty much sums it up:

“The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you’ve got millions of pals out there. Type in ‘Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire’ and the computer will say, ‘Specify type of goat.’ ”

Richard Jeni

Michael Delaney
Michael Delaney
7 hours ago

“Why arent you wearing pants?”
“I am from The Internet”
“Wait that is not a beer, is this lube?”
“I am from The Internet”

Drakin
Drakin
7 hours ago

It may be an unshakeable rule of the internet, but I’m going to try my damndest to avoid it just like I did the first time around. I’m sorry, I know tastes are subjective, but combining ‘horror’ with ‘sexy’ makes me want to vomit up my last three meals. And that’s just for starters…

Mor
Mor
6 hours ago

That last panel is basically rule #35. 😂

ThatGuy
ThatGuy
6 hours ago

Give it up, game devs. As the horny gamers say: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.” Ain’t a snowball’s chance that a making a horror monster is gonna stop artists from sexualizing it and making it hot. Give it a couple weeks. If they can sexualize Fallout’s Deathclaw, they can sexualize ANYTHING.

It’s why fan-shippers have actually been on the increase despite Nintendo and Sega there are no romance between their couples. Please…you’re not fooling anyone. Even if it WERE true, you’re not STOPPING anyone either. Better to canonize it and be done with it.

Mikael84
Mikael84
6 hours ago

Nothing wrong with horniness peopl just make it too big of deal because well modern society make us.
Over 10 years ago people in internet would not have give a damn about it because it doesn’t really affect anything.
Now a days it feels like insecurity has taking hold on peoples mind and making them mentally unstable.

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
4 hours ago

To be honest, I expected a somewhat different image on the right side of the final frame, and I’m kind of glad that Tim chose the classier option.

Fartsy
Fartsy
4 hours ago

Do not underestimate the Horni !

Mog
Mog
1 hour ago

I do wonder if that’s Lisa Trevor

Zyxian
Zyxian
30 minutes ago

When did Ethan start working for Capcom?

Giggity Goo
Giggity Goo
20 minutes ago

There are a lot of instances of rule #34 that I think rely more on The Game. Like… I had friends in college who would look up the craziest shit just to ‘gotcha’ the rest of us into accidentally seeing it. If one of them realized there was NOT porn out there of something (cause – in some instances – there probably shouldn’t be), they would have been like “Wow. I found the one thing. Whelp… Guess it falls to me to make it.” and thus it was created. Also – sorry not sorry to everyone who just lost The… Read more »

foducool
foducool
7 minutes ago

you cannot stop rule 34