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30 Billion Panels

September 5, 2025 by Tim


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Pyre
Pyre
2 days ago

Okay, Panel 4 was the one that I couldn’t spot the difference.

Pyre
Pyre
2 days ago
Reply to  Pyre

Ne’er mind. Found it.

MJC
MJC
2 days ago
Reply to  Pyre

Panel 4 he says “hell yes” instead of “of course”

Don’t be the person on the internet who says they solved their issue without offering up said solution for other people who may have been looking for it.

Mastacheata
Mastacheata
2 days ago
Reply to  MJC

Thank you good person on the internet. 💚
I really struggled with that one as well.

Dave
Dave
2 days ago
Reply to  MJC

panel 2: different crit percentages, panel 3: guy’s shirt is different, panel 4: “hell yes” rather than “of course”, panel 5: guy has glasses, panel 6: girl’s hair is a different color….. it really is 6 different comics!!!!!

Jeff
Jeff
2 days ago
Reply to  Dave

Panel 5 guy has mustache.
He has glasses in every panel.

The Legacy
The Legacy
2 days ago
Reply to  Dave

30 BILLION comics!

Ben
Ben
1 day ago
Reply to  Dave

Good catch. I was splitting hairs with the e in gearbox being covered up.

Joel
Joel
2 days ago
Reply to  MJC

Spoiler alert!

Rob
Rob
5 hours ago
Reply to  MJC

Hair

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
2 days ago
Reply to  Pyre

Panel two?! Can’t see it

Rob
Rob
2 days ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

She says “12 or 13” instead of “11 or 12”

Snark
Snark
2 days ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

text

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
2 days ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

The percentages in her speech bubble!

Kristoffer
Kristoffer
2 days ago

Hahaha, anyway, still looking forward to next friday, just one more week 😀

look at me, i’m dancing omph omph

DahrAmahr
DahrAmahr
2 days ago

the mustache, the hair, the t-shirt… nice touch there sir.

Curious if monday’s strip will address Silksong melting all eshops out there from xbox through steam and Nintendos.

Vampyrr
Vampyrr
1 day ago
Reply to  DahrAmahr

Yea the decision to not allow preorders or predownloads really bit em in the ass. Pretty sure no dev will be allowed to say no to them in the future as a result.

DraftySatyr
DraftySatyr
1 day ago
Reply to  DahrAmahr

Silksong? Did I miss something?

GEN-X-DAD
GEN-X-DAD
13 hours ago
Reply to  DraftySatyr

Different reason there

Douglas
Douglas
2 days ago

Let’s see, differences relative to panel 1:

Panel 2:

Spoiler
12% or 13% instead of 11% or 12%

Panel 3:
Spoiler
Shirt has no buttons and says Magic

Panel 4:
Spoiler
”Hell yes” instead of “Of course”

Panel 5:
Spoiler
Mustache

Panel 6:
Spoiler
Hair color

evilleet
evilleet
2 days ago
Reply to  Douglas

you must be fun at parties 😀

Tales
Tales
2 days ago
Reply to  evilleet

Look at this guy brooding in the corner at a party thinking “they don’t even know how cool I am”.

Dorander
Dorander
2 days ago
Reply to  evilleet

A guy offering solutions to those who need it without ruining the experience for those who don’t is welcome at my parties any day.

People who gripe about other people doing the right thing can be doomed to drink Bud Light for all I care.

Helldemon
Helldemon
1 day ago
Reply to  Dorander

It’s cool he put spoiler tags, but I feel they are a bit silly. Anyone coming to the comments has probably either solved it already, or is here looking for answers.

Blade
Blade
2 days ago

Took me a while, lol

Joel
Joel
2 days ago
Reply to  Blade

I saw the differences right away. Took me a minute to get the actual joke.

Dorander
Dorander
2 days ago
Reply to  Joel

I saw the differences right away. Took me thirty billion minutes to get the actual joke.

Cypher
Cypher
2 days ago

In all fairness, this is an established rng formula that has existed before Diablo 2. Loot is loot, and there is something glorious about needing a rake to pick it all up, even if 99% is going to make the vendors cry.

Cypher
Cypher
2 days ago
Reply to  Cypher

If you want to see this formula in full chaos-mode where it would break the most hardened 40k marine, look at old Nox. If I’m remembering the right game, the mechanics were you don’t level. You just put on items with more adjectives. Eventually it gets to the point, with a persistent player, you don’t see item stats anymore, it’s just words filling the screen like a crime scene featuring a thesaurus.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
2 days ago
Reply to  Cypher

The RNG loot is fine, the questionable part is inflating the numbers by pretending each slight number deviation is a separate weapon.

It’s as if the original pokemon had used its IV numbers to claim to have millions of different pokemon, instead of 150.

Cypher
Cypher
2 days ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Bah, it’s the same thing as before but with the addition of that one friend who loves calculating everything saying how much the algorithm can spit out. If you can smile and shake your head at that one, what is the fuss with it now? You have always known piles and piles of fillers were there in other times it was used, it’s weird seeing people get fussy over it.

SomeGuy
SomeGuy
2 days ago
Reply to  Cypher

If people are touting it as a feature, then it’s salient to ask what is actually being sold to you. That one awkward friend doesn’t have a monetary interest in your excitement.

Nebbi
Nebbi
1 day ago
Reply to  SomeGuy

Is it being touted as a feature, though? Like, I’m not really keeping track of Borderlands 4 marketing, so it’s quite possible they have been doing so, but they’ve been making wild numbers up for the amount of possible guns there are since the first game. They never really claimed they were all hugely different before, just that there was that many potential ones.

It is Randy though, so I wouldn’t put it past him to suddenly try and convince people the guns are actually that unique.

Last edited 1 day ago by Nebbi
Cypher
Cypher
2 days ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Don’t say the IV thing too loudly, I’m sure they will use it as a foundation to try suing yet another if you repeat it 3 times.

The Legacy
The Legacy
2 days ago
Reply to  Cypher

I hear I’d you say “communism” 3 times in a row a Fat Electrician will appear. So I can believe it. 😅

Vukodlak
Vukodlak
2 days ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Yeah its the inflating the numbers that’s the problem. Its like saying Vilkas in Skyrim offers ten thousand quests. Because you rescue one of two hundred NPC’s from fifty different possible locations.

Cypher
Cypher
2 days ago
Reply to  Vukodlak

You know, I seem to remember Destiny 2 pulling similar to all this afterwards, and the Borderlands critics seemed noticeably silent. I’ve poked this genre for too long, seen this exact argument replay over and over. I solo farmed Crawmerax, bashing face against numbers is part and parcel. Removing is asking Call of Duty to replace guns with farming. Keep charging the windmill…

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
1 day ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Gotta catch ‘m all…

WereCatf
WereCatf
2 days ago

Okay, I’ll give you this one. That’s clever.

Oyee
Oyee
2 days ago

Just like at my D&D tables.

Lily
Lily
2 days ago

They been doing this forever. What is more annoying than loot however, are endings. When they say “Look we have 10,000 different endings, based off your choices!” Then it is like 4 actual endings.

Jedi
Jedi
2 days ago
Reply to  Lily

Telltale Games 101 … your choice matters for the whole Story. You decide in the epic The walking Dead – spinoff Clementines fate. Will she have a pink hat or an orange one, does the right or left shoelace gets torn off and will the bandaid be on the right or left cheek ! Amazing dynamic Story !

Prime_pm
Prime_pm
2 days ago

I, for one, absolutely HATE the Borderlands franchise. And I tried so hard to play it, starting with game 2 which is supposedly and colloquially the best one out of the series. Didn’t like it. It’s just a lootbox shooter and one of the reasons so many video games have become so diminished gameplay wise.

But, hey, YMMV.

MJC
MJC
2 days ago
Reply to  Prime_pm

I liked 1 a lot and played it a ton.
2 got boring and I struggled to finish it.
Pre-Sequel I was so bored I didn’t finish it.
Didn’t bother with 3 and I won’t bother with 4.

ears
ears
2 days ago
Reply to  MJC

Same, but I only played 2 with a group of friends who played one session and never gathered to play another. Didn’t even look into the pre-sequel.

Jasen
Jasen
2 days ago

Ok, this turned into one of those “spot the difference in the picture.” I hate you.

The Legacy
The Legacy
2 days ago
Reply to  Jasen

I think that’s the point. 😅 And appropriate considering the subject matter of Borderlands 4.

Logan
Logan
1 day ago
Reply to  Jasen

Can’t ‘turn into’ if that was kinda the point from the beginning. >_< (or half of it at least)

Last edited 1 day ago by Logan
Gerry
Gerry
2 days ago

30 billion guns. 5 of which will be useful

toughluck
toughluck
2 days ago
Reply to  Gerry

People will endlessly agonize which shotgun version is better to equip. The +11% crit, -10% cooldown or the +10% crit, -11% cooldown.
You’ll see endless tables showing the averaged results of hundreds of matches with carefully controlled conditions for each, and the latter has a tiny edge over the former.
And then you get a +12% crit, -10% cooldown version. Or a complete oddball +20% crit, -5% cooldown and you have to redo.

People will love it.

Terrycloth Monkey
Terrycloth Monkey
2 days ago
Reply to  toughluck

Not me, I just pick whichever one looks coolest. Stats and spreadsheets are for those fucking Eve players…

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
2 days ago

I see what you did there

Barry_Bates
Barry_Bates
2 days ago

I see what he 2 trying to do, but it kinda falls flat to me.

Shoggothic
Shoggothic
2 days ago

Meh. Around the Presequel or Borderlands 3, Gearbox’s humorous guntopia formula kind of turned bland for me. I respect plenty of people will like it, but soft pass from me, at least anywhere near full price.

The Legacy
The Legacy
2 days ago
Reply to  Shoggothic

I got most of the series for just seven dollars. That’s about as much as I’m willing to pay for them right now.

lancer
lancer
2 days ago

took me a while

Urainkhali
Urainkhali
2 days ago

And here we also learn about the basics of NFT’s, along with basics of gambling.

Reso
Reso
2 days ago

As a counterpoint, I enjoyed playing “find the difference” in this strip.

Of course, if BL4 is anything like BL2, it should have a handy “compare items” feature, that reduces comparisons to “Does this new item have more green stat text than my current item? Also, do I care about the improved stat items?”

Dutch
Dutch
2 days ago

i applaud you sir.

Banjo
Banjo
2 days ago

Wow! Six comics in one day! That’s, like, half a dozen! You’re spoiling us, Tim!

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
2 days ago

Lmao, took me a minute, but that was fun.

Joe
Joe
2 days ago

I must admit I had fun discovering the differences among the panels.

Matt
Matt
2 days ago

I’m pretty sure I see what you did there 😉

Alacrity
Alacrity
2 days ago

Spoilers!!
Panel 2 the %’s,
#3 The shirt under the jacket
#4 Hell yeah.
#5 The Stache
#6 her hair color

Fred
Fred
2 days ago

Ok, ok, Tim, you’ve made your point.

Kav
Kav
2 days ago

Is the point disproven because I enjoyed playing spot the difference?

Asking for a friend.

Mike
Mike
2 days ago

Brilliant work-around, rushing this out to fill your quota and now you have that much more time with your family.

A different Tim
A different Tim
2 days ago

Now I want to see an xkcd-like use of Javascript to mix and match various permutations of the panel.

CTOWNS
CTOWNS
2 days ago

Wow… SIX WHOLE COMIC PANELS

Dorander
Dorander
2 days ago

Of course you can claim it. You can claim lots of things. And then you can expect people to call you out on it.

ChibiAcer
ChibiAcer
2 days ago

I was confused. Then by the 4th panel I got the joke. Well played.

molotovich
molotovich
2 days ago

Jokes on them… i’ll play the shit out of it anyway

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
2 days ago

So if you can find the base permutation amount Per weapon you can use that as the divider. say 100 for a single shotgun. …that still is a lot of a loot pile. But becomes Hilarious when you get that One Weapon that the internet says is the best because it has lasers, pink text, infinite ammo, etc. and all else are into the trash heap.

Del Cox
Del Cox
2 days ago

This is geniusly to the point.

VRock
VRock
1 day ago

When you feel ripped off, but that’s the joke

Phaet
Phaet
1 day ago

Why is it the same frame over and over anyway?

Zequeins
Zequeins
1 day ago

Believers tend to say God creates everyone to be unique.

In my experience, it’s like God just moves the slider a bit and mark the new person as unique. Technically true, but, well… this strip.

Last edited 1 day ago by zequeins
DraftySatyr
DraftySatyr
1 day ago

And there, in a nutshell, is why I’m not bothering with Borderlands 4

Foxhood
Foxhood
19 hours ago

I would make a joke about that logic being identical to that used by NFT Grifters.
But I’m starting to think that lot has largely been forgotten already. Which is a good thing honestly.

will scott
will scott
9 hours ago

panel 2 took me longest to spot a difference lol.

Mor
Mor
9 hours ago

Brilliant 😂

Marcus
Marcus
1 hour ago

bro needs no glasses on the second pannel, hes already read the script. from there the glasses should get slightly different each time. sunnys on last pannel.

Twiwot
Twiwot
1 hour ago

I love the subtle humor in this one.It made me laugh. It’s kind of refreshing to find comedy that doesn’t feel like it needs to make everything stupidly obvious in case the audience doesn’t get it.