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January 16, 2026 by Tim

I’ve long had my eye on Satisfactory, but when it hit 1.0 last fall I really wanted to finally give it a try, which my friends and I have done recently. And boy, let me tell you, it has been a minute since 3am snuck up on me like this.


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Merida
Merida
8 days ago

How does it feel? In my exp it can feel gross like fogginess and jetlag, or kinda like a cozy blanket burrito time to have that level of flow if it has been a while and isn’t trapping you for weeks of wanting to do other stuff.

Jedi
Jedi
8 days ago

Yep, thats Satisfactory. Just one more tube to build, one more conveyor belt to connect, only one more imbalance to even out in production, and make sure enough water gets to the power plants to not kill all production due to power outage.

MasterofBalance
MasterofBalance
8 days ago

I’ve used many a “time machine” like this. Minecraft being one. Several Roguelikes too

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
8 days ago

A game about being a hardworker guy and destroy everything to get the best factory?
That’s…well

Thief
Thief
7 days ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

Hardworking *gal*, actually.

The Legacy
The Legacy
8 days ago

So THAT’S why you’re doing two updates a week now. 😉

… Also, I feel this in my soul. The factory MUST grow… 🫠

Dysan27
Dysan27
6 days ago
Reply to  The Legacy

Hey hey, don’t tell him about Cracktorio. We don’t want him down to one update a week.

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
8 days ago

The game truly is masterful at consuming you.

Glurglenuts
Glurglenuts
7 days ago

Civ 4 & 5 did this for me.

Jonathan
Jonathan
7 days ago
Reply to  Glurglenuts

Me too. This is why Civilization IV has a built-in alarm clock, to remind you when it’s time to do annoying things like eating or sleeping or working.

some guy
some guy
6 days ago
Reply to  Glurglenuts

Ah, this brings nice memories during school holidays.
When I hear the first birds singing outside. Okay, but just one more turn.
When I hear the first morning bus drive past. Damn, it’s really getting late. But I just need to do that one last thing. Just… one… more… turn…
First rays of morning sun shining through my window. Huh, maybe I did play a bit too long?

Paula
Paula
7 days ago

Oh, I did not realize Ethan et al. story would be leaving for now. That said, enjoy your game, Tim.

toughluck
toughluck
7 days ago

Three weeks? Either your facial hair grows veeeery slowly, or you got up to shave in the meantime.

Qwerty
Qwerty
7 days ago
Reply to  toughluck

His wife gently shaved him while holding back tears, patiently waiting for the day he would come back to her.

The children were in charge of carefully guiding soft foods into his mouth.

And they probably hired a caretaker for the… wastes.

Dr DoobieDo
Dr DoobieDo
7 days ago
Reply to  Qwerty

Cartman: Mom! Bathroom!

sir KitKat
sir KitKat
7 days ago

Factorio did this to me when it went 1.0

No wonder everyone online calls it Cracktorio

BreadFactory
BreadFactory
7 days ago
Reply to  sir KitKat

And it has free demo which usually takes like 15h for the first timers to get through.

The first hit is always free…

The Legacy
The Legacy
7 days ago
Reply to  sir KitKat

I started playing during 0.6. It’s only become more crack worthy ever since. Factorio is also scarily addictive.

Pajuka
Pajuka
7 days ago
Reply to  The Legacy

Factorio is not for everyone, but for the people it is for… its more addictive than all the hard drugs combined.

Skorpeyon
Skorpeyon
7 days ago

This happened to me for the first time in a while with Hytale a couple days ago. Kept exploring and poking at things and unlocking stuff and *poof* I was up a couple hours past when I intended to go to bed because I had to work in the morning.

naustghoul
naustghoul
7 days ago

Yeah, I have been on a little bender when it comes to factory building games lately. Satisfactory, Factorio, Foundry, Astro Colony, The Planet Crafter,and Captain of Industry. The only reason The Crust is not on the list is because I am waiting for the 1.0 to start a play-through again.

Damn these titles are a time warp. Let me, just go… one… …

WTF DO YOU MEAN IT IS THE 16TH?!?

DanceMyth
DanceMyth
7 days ago

Welcome, Pioneer!

Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
7 days ago

Rimworld and HOI4 do this to me in my experience, also Fallout 1 and 2 and Baldur’s Gate 1/2/TOB from back in the day

Dom
Dom
7 days ago

This time machine is identical to Ethan’s time machine in CAD 1.0
Great metajoke Tim <3

Sedowa
Sedowa
7 days ago

I haven’t played Satisfactory (yet) but recently I started playing games on my new laptop that can actually run things and let me tell you Civilization 5 has been soaking up so many hours I find myself feeling like I just barely sat down by the time I need to go to sleep. It’s been a long time since a game has grabbed me like that. I love it.

sasparillafizz
sasparillafizz
5 days ago
Reply to  Sedowa

I’ve been much the same way recently since I tried Warhammer: Gladius, which is basically Warhammer the civilization game. If it was civilization where every faction were aggressive warmongers so you are in constant warfare while trying to expand your cities; and having 20 ‘neutral’ factions harassing you every time you stick a toe into their general vicinity serving as speedbumps. I gave it a try after someone recommended it because hey 20 bucks, if nothing else I’ll play a few games and it’ll be worth it. I now own about $120 in DLC and systematically playing through all the… Read more »

Hotair
Hotair
7 days ago

The game truly does feel Satisfactory. I’ve spent many an hour on the earlier builds, but have still held off doing my 1.0 run. I’m not sure when I’ll be able to escape back to reality after starting that journey.

Gaevs
Gaevs
7 days ago

Yes, that’s true, i’m trapped since beta.. please help!

Last edited 7 days ago by Gaevs
Kongou Bongou
Kongou Bongou
7 days ago

The factory must grow!

Kenju
Kenju
7 days ago

Nothing in the world like waking up in your chair/couch having passed out from exhaustion because you just couldn’t stop playing a game to go to bed.

When a game pulls you in THAT hard, it’s an amazing thing. Especially in this day and age, it’s been a long time since a game sucked me in that hard lol

AngryLittleMan
AngryLittleMan
7 days ago

Reminds me when I first played WarTales. I still enjoy it.

foducool
foducool
7 days ago

been a while since I stopped playing it lol, this is cracktor.io but in 3D and without the waves of bugs (unless they added them since then lol)

Avion
Avion
6 days ago

This is happening to a friend of mine with Terra Invicta.

Arvandor
Arvandor
6 days ago

Expedition 33 for me

Vladimir
Vladimir
6 days ago

Have you seen Stupendium’s video on Satisfactory? I think it’s one of his better ones.

Sabre Runner
Sabre Runner
5 days ago

I feel you. Don’t play Factorio.

Zealix Alpha
Zealix Alpha
5 days ago

Welcome to the club mate 😀

Robert
Robert
5 days ago

I´ve picked up Slormancer about yesterday, it´s been a month since. My already unhealthy sleep schedule has been even more disrupted.