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Console War, p102

April 4, 2025 by Tim


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Killiak
Killiak
16 hours ago

Damn right.

PC Master Race.

Frizbee
Frizbee
16 hours ago
Reply to  Killiak

If you want to get REALLY specific, every “console” these days is basically just a PC with a custom operating system.

So PC master race for all.

Risky
Risky
15 hours ago
Reply to  Frizbee

The better to hack them with.

HarlequinGnoll
HarlequinGnoll
10 hours ago
Reply to  Frizbee

Basically it’s “how hard is this to upgrade”. Ranging from “open case, swap piece” all the way to “we would sue you if we could”

toughluck
toughluck
10 hours ago
Reply to  Killiak

This is such a missed opportunity! Should have totally been captioned PC MASTER REICH.

Jack0r
Jack0r
8 hours ago
Reply to  toughluck

It’s already a clever little word play. The term “master race” (you know, as in “PC master race”) is a Nazi term. The Nazis called themselves the “master race”. And here the PC country is titled “PC reich” as an allusion to the “third reich”, another name for Nazi Germany.

It’s already in there.

(Btw, “PC master race” was a parody allusion to the nazis, as in “You PC players see yourself as the supreme race of gamers, like the nazis”)

Nuclear Anomaly
Nuclear Anomaly
16 hours ago

Love it. Years and years of (inconsequential) war in Arcadia while the PC Master race just plowed on, minding their own business and building their empire.

Little do they know there is a little revolution going on in their home territory. Laptopians have secretly been plotting and became ever more powerful. The big boxes always thought they would outcompute them, but it seems this is no longer the case.. the status quo is about to be broken! [Insert spin off storyline here]

Nuclear Anomaly
Nuclear Anomaly
16 hours ago

However, there are two factions in Laptopia. The self reliant Engineer Laptopians who build and trust on their own strength and the Lites. The Lites have contacted the Cloud Nation and forged an unholy alliance. The Cloud Nation’s intelligence gathering ability and thought control algorythms allow the Lite Laptopians to forgo the need to do any the computing by theirselves. They can simply “connect” and the Cloud Nation Hivemind provides them with any intel they might need. Little do the Lite Laptopians know that by relying on the Cloud Nation to do their computing for them, they essentially enslave theirselves… Read more »

Mastacheata
Mastacheata
14 hours ago

provides them with any intel they might need.

Too bad they don’t get any AMD. 😂

Paul
Paul
10 hours ago
Reply to  Mastacheata

Took me a while

jens
jens
15 hours ago

Inside the PC (gaming) Reich you now have Windows, Mac and SteamOS (Linux) as factions battling it out.

AppleNorris
AppleNorris
15 hours ago
Reply to  jens

There are UI mods for Windows to make it look like Mac or Linux. And their government are forcing them to unmod themself every month with the new update.

xrogaan
xrogaan
15 hours ago
Reply to  jens

MacOS isn’t really a faction though. Gamers rarely chose a mac to play games. Those fleeing windows tends to go to linux.

If MacOS was a faction, its incarnation would be a bunch of children stacking cubes while under the direct supervision of a megamind. The cubes have no sharp corner, of course, for the safety of the users. Users that are forbidden to leave the premise of the campus. You can enter, but you can’t leave.

RblDiver
RblDiver
8 hours ago
Reply to  jens

Remember we do have the “religious” war going on, I don’t know if we got all the faction names, but the (I’ll call them) Church of Gaben, the Originites, the Uplayers, and now the Church of the EGS.
https://cad-comic.com/comic/console-war-p65/

lucac81
lucac81
15 hours ago

Also the secret society of handhelds is getting out of the shadows trying to assassinate the established power

Del Cox
Del Cox
14 hours ago

Eh, the Laptopians will always be hotheads that turn on and cook themselves as soon as the battle gets too intense.

MJC
MJC
13 hours ago

Big boxes always will out-compute laptops and handhelds. They’re the only ones not constrained by physical size and battery life, they’re the only ones that can have massive coolers and draw as much power as they want. I don’t think big boxes, laptops, and handhelds would fight each other though. They’re just different methods of PC gaming for people with different use cases. No reason to battle it out. If anything, the little revolution going on in their home territory is upstart Epic Games Store VS the well loved reigning king Steam. Although after all these years, it’s clear that… Read more »

ReaverRogue
ReaverRogue
14 hours ago

I legitimately just laughed out loud. Over 100 issues of the Console Wars, and this is a brilliant punchline!

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
13 hours ago

I don’t believe it. Not for one damn second. This is a shadow war. No, not even that – this is simply a change in tactics. For Microsoft only. Why, is Sony bringing God of War to Game Pass? Is the next Smash Bros launching on all three consoles, bringing in Sony and Microsoft reps? No and no. Sony’s partnered with Pocketpair and made “Palworld Entertainment,” a move which looks extremely similar to Nintendo partnering with GameFreak to make The Pokémon Company. Nintendo’s gone and apparently funded an entire exclusive FromSoft game. Nintendo still has full dominance of gaming in… Read more »

Anhanguara
Anhanguara
13 hours ago

The condescendence in those faces is gold 😀

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
13 hours ago

So apparently my post got eaten. Either due to length, or perhaps because I referred to a word that starts with T and rhymes with “sheriff.”

But just because the Greeks have put down their swords and are now building a giant horse statue, does not mean that the long war is over.

Freddie!
Freddie!
12 hours ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Ah. Tsheriffs – like tsars, but on a smaller scale

MJC
MJC
13 hours ago

Honestly don’t understand the portrayal of the PissFives as the victors when the Switches have a far larger number of soldiers as well as superior numbers and quality of firepower. PissFives sure didn’t win with the Concord BB Gun, or the cancelled The Last of Us, Twisted Metal, and God of War Live Service Rifles. They’re lucky they have Insomniac Manufacturing pumping out so many weapons, or they’d have nothing to fight with at all (like the Xboxes). Maybe I’ll pretend that the Switches all live in PC Reich, since so many people’s real life mentality has been “I’ll get… Read more »

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
11 hours ago
Reply to  MJC

Actually, Switches actively wage war with the PC Reich, having destroyed a number of the strongholds that capture and interrogate their troops.

PC Reich doesn’t acknowledge it as a war. Small skirmishes and disagreements with lesser nations, etc. etc.

If these guys weren’t still in competition, Nintendo would never have forked over the cash to get Hidetaka Miyazaki to develop Duskbloods as a Switch 2 exclusive.

Steve
Steve
13 hours ago

Heh, as someone who only ever had an NES (played a friend’s Sega Genesis in College) and an old Wii for the kids, I must concur with this analysis. Probably 95%+ of my admittedly limited (relative to this comic’s author and typical audience) video-gaming has been on PC.

If you’ve played mainly by keyboard for 40+ years, a system using a controller isn’t going to be that appealing, Arcadia. Especially now that you’re middle aged and you’re starting to inherit your mom’s arthritis. And can’t quite keep up with those action games anymore. “Hypothetically.” 😜

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
11 hours ago

PC has always been king. The ability to play any game or even rewrite the game itself. Long live the MOD community!

Paul
Paul
10 hours ago

Perfect ending for the series (if this is really the last one).

toughluck
toughluck
10 hours ago

Tim, this is such a missed opportunity. The big country could have been called PC MASTER REICH…

Maileesaeya
Maileesaeya
8 hours ago
Reply to  Tim

I’m gonna be honest, those always irritated me, and I always preferred your approach of trying to focus on consoles and simply leave the PC out of it. And then got, well, irritated by the constant “master race” comments people kept leaving.

I appreciate the attempt at a dig, but sadly, far too many of them seem to be PROUD that they “called it.” V_V

Sayer
Sayer
7 hours ago
Reply to  Maileesaeya

Yup. Top comment confirms it.

toughluck
toughluck
6 hours ago
Reply to  Tim

the word Reich doesn’t even rhyme with ‘race

I think Australians might disagree 😉

Last edited 6 hours ago by toughluck
WesleyRiot
WesleyRiot
53 minutes ago
Reply to  Tim

nah, the Australians would not disagree

Nik
Nik
9 hours ago

Umm.

Wow.

This page has some new meaning given the current real world trade situation.

Is Tim prescient?

Terrycloth Monkey
Terrycloth Monkey
4 hours ago

Is the ambassador a Steam Deck?