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Desperate Measures, p3

April 11, 2025 by Tim


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Bo F
Bo F
23 days ago

yeeaaahh .. that’s pretty much the best way that that could have gone 😀

kaladorn
kaladorn
23 days ago
Reply to  Bo F

Except for not saying anything….

G.u.a
G.u.a
23 days ago

Bwaahahaahaaa…
What was his name, by the way?

Robfather
Robfather
23 days ago
Reply to  G.u.a

Ben

Steve
Steve
23 days ago
Reply to  Robfather

Not anymore… looks like he’s Alonso now. 😆

Jedi
Jedi
23 days ago
Reply to  Steve

Alonso definately gonna stick 🙂

KensterFox
KensterFox
23 days ago
Reply to  Robfather

Ben Holling-Pipe, apparently.

Rob
Rob
23 days ago
Reply to  G.u.a

He shall henceforth always be known as Ben Pornstache Copperson

Acher4
Acher4
23 days ago

Awwwwww, he brought coffee.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
23 days ago

Ethan leaving clear of what kind of person you have to deal with if you want to date his best friend

The Legacy
The Legacy
23 days ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

Can’t be much worse than in-laws come out right? 😅

Oyee
Oyee
23 days ago

Bwahahahaha XD
If Ethan had waited a few seconds, we would have heard the name. (And I’m unsure it was mentioned in the comic yet?)

Robfather
Robfather
23 days ago
Reply to  Oyee

? That’s Ben, Lucas’ boyfriend?

Helldemon
Helldemon
23 days ago
Reply to  Robfather

He mentioned being unsure if it was mentioned yet, so he knows who it is I assume. Just forgot his name it seems, so did I honestly. Maybe I would have remembered if i gave it a thought, but just came down to the comments to see what people said about the strip.

Logannis
Logannis
23 days ago
Reply to  Helldemon

I think you’re giving Ethan too much credit. I don’t think he knows who Ben is. I think Ethan thought Ben guessed his name correctly the first time and now Ethan is trying to do that too.

Paula
Paula
22 days ago
Reply to  Logannis

Of course that is what happened.

Flanker
Flanker
23 days ago

Perfect start 😀

Number51x
Number51x
23 days ago
Reply to  Flanker

No notes. Full Ethan.

Robert
Robert
23 days ago

Bwahaha thank you, haven´t laughed in a while. This is going so well!

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
23 days ago

If only hurt feelings could respawn to a previous healthy state…

Diogo Salazar
Diogo Salazar
21 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Emotional damage.

Tim
Tim
23 days ago

Ouch !

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
23 days ago

Ah, so he must be here to deliver that pizza Ethan wanted!

The Gamer's Grotto
The Gamer's Grotto
23 days ago

Good ol’ Pornstache Ben finally met the ingenuity of Ethan, I see…

Pulse
Pulse
23 days ago

so many inappropriate things…

Austin Mills
Austin Mills
23 days ago

I love how – from Ethan’s perspective – this is just a guy who stopped by the store with coffee. So this is how he interacts with total strangers. That’s actually funnier than if he KNEW that was Ben and was just messing with him. XD

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
23 days ago
Reply to  Austin Mills

I think Ethen even outethaned what you suggest. From his perspective it’s a random guy stopping by with coffee guessing his name right in one try – sparking Ethan’s competativeness to guess this stranger’s name as well.

FlameFlash
FlameFlash
23 days ago

This exactly. Right here. His name was guessed first try and he has zero clue this is Ben.

Lily
Lily
23 days ago

He is correct, the pornstache and policestache are basically the same. And that is why male strippers wear police uniforms.

Rauri
Rauri
23 days ago

Far as first impressions go, not the worst he’s done.

Paula
Paula
23 days ago

Ah. This is a good start 🙂

Drew
Drew
23 days ago

I have more than one coworker with a “pornstache.” ROFL

Clell
Clell
23 days ago

There is absolutely no way that Ethan is the first to make the Pornstache comment.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
22 days ago
Reply to  Clell

First to say so To Alonso’s face at least.

naustghoul
naustghoul
23 days ago

Heh… pornstache.

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
23 days ago

Welcome to Ethan’s mind, now you can never escape.

Jay
Jay
23 days ago

I mean come on. If Ethan is the first one to share that comparison, then Ben’s friends don’t really respect him!

xrogaan
xrogaan
23 days ago

Ethan having a good first impression, I see.

Kif
Kif
23 days ago

Ben face says part of him is probably thinking how many other guys Lucas is dating/has dated that Ethan has lost track of them… and if any of them is indeed an adult-movie star. Beautiful trainwreck of a first introduction to each other.

Nik
Nik
23 days ago

Okay.

Ben should just leave now and show up later at Lucus’ apartment with a pizza.

. . .

Or maybe a plunger.

Last edited 23 days ago by Nik
Soeroah
Soeroah
23 days ago

Damn, under thirty words. Nice work, Ethan.

Tracker
Tracker
23 days ago

Darnit Ethan, no need to go hurting Alonso’s feelings like that :<

alexcabsha
alexcabsha
23 days ago

Amazing!

ears
ears
23 days ago

So Ethan talks like this to any stranger / client…

Rick
Rick
23 days ago

😂 🤣

foducool
foducool
23 days ago

how did he f*ck it up so fast? lmfao

Reso
Reso
22 days ago
Reply to  foducool

He’s Ethan.

Sean
Sean
23 days ago

Can we bring Lilah back already?

Number51x
Number51x
23 days ago

Legit laugh out loud! I’m dying here…

Derfman
Derfman
23 days ago

Wow, has it been so long that that many readers have forgot his name already. I don’t feel bad about not remembering names all of a sudden.

Yakumo
Yakumo
23 days ago

While some light jab at the stache may be fair, in fairness to Ben, that is not a pornsatche. Pornstach is a thin, you can usually see skin between hairs. Ben’s is quite full, falling just a bit short of handle bars. While that was popular in the 70s, it’s different from a pornstache

Kevin Greenbaum
Kevin Greenbaum
23 days ago

Yeah that checks out for how I expected their first meeting to go, especially without Lucas there. He’s gonna come back and drop his tacos once he sees them interacting.

Ronnie
Ronnie
23 days ago

Lucas made the right call telling him about Ethan ahead of time.

Scortch
Scortch
23 days ago

Ethan meeting Lucas’ relationship is an entertaining ride, no matter the universe it’s in.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
22 days ago

Oh Dear. He’s ‘Alonso’ now. Lucas is going to need Ethan’s powers cause he’s gonna die laughing from this.

Lord Foxxy Foxington
Lord Foxxy Foxington
22 days ago

He’s been fixing someones plumbing…

Bach
Bach
22 days ago

Don’t you dare have that man shave off his taco flosser.

Boof
Boof
21 days ago

He should have listened to Lucas.

John Willburg
John Willburg
19 days ago

Hilarious Comic, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK 🇬🇧💪😁

wysskers4
wysskers4
13 days ago

Well I think we know Ben’s “Superhero Name” if he winds up with powers….