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Desperate Measures, p3

April 11, 2025 by Tim


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Bo F
Bo F
9 days ago

yeeaaahh .. that’s pretty much the best way that that could have gone 😀

kaladorn
kaladorn
9 days ago
Reply to  Bo F

Except for not saying anything….

G.u.a
G.u.a
9 days ago

Bwaahahaahaaa…
What was his name, by the way?

Robfather
Robfather
9 days ago
Reply to  G.u.a

Ben

Steve
Steve
9 days ago
Reply to  Robfather

Not anymore… looks like he’s Alonso now. 😆

Jedi
Jedi
9 days ago
Reply to  Steve

Alonso definately gonna stick 🙂

KensterFox
KensterFox
9 days ago
Reply to  Robfather

Ben Holling-Pipe, apparently.

Rob
Rob
9 days ago
Reply to  G.u.a

He shall henceforth always be known as Ben Pornstache Copperson

Acher4
Acher4
9 days ago

Awwwwww, he brought coffee.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
9 days ago

Ethan leaving clear of what kind of person you have to deal with if you want to date his best friend

The Legacy
The Legacy
8 days ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

Can’t be much worse than in-laws come out right? 😅

Oyee
Oyee
9 days ago

Bwahahahaha XD
If Ethan had waited a few seconds, we would have heard the name. (And I’m unsure it was mentioned in the comic yet?)

Robfather
Robfather
9 days ago
Reply to  Oyee

? That’s Ben, Lucas’ boyfriend?

Helldemon
Helldemon
9 days ago
Reply to  Robfather

He mentioned being unsure if it was mentioned yet, so he knows who it is I assume. Just forgot his name it seems, so did I honestly. Maybe I would have remembered if i gave it a thought, but just came down to the comments to see what people said about the strip.

Logannis
Logannis
9 days ago
Reply to  Helldemon

I think you’re giving Ethan too much credit. I don’t think he knows who Ben is. I think Ethan thought Ben guessed his name correctly the first time and now Ethan is trying to do that too.

Paula
Paula
8 days ago
Reply to  Logannis

Of course that is what happened.

Flanker
Flanker
9 days ago

Perfect start 😀

Number51x
Number51x
9 days ago
Reply to  Flanker

No notes. Full Ethan.

Robert
Robert
9 days ago

Bwahaha thank you, haven´t laughed in a while. This is going so well!

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
9 days ago

If only hurt feelings could respawn to a previous healthy state…

Diogo Salazar
Diogo Salazar
7 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Emotional damage.

Tim
Tim
9 days ago

Ouch !

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
9 days ago

Ah, so he must be here to deliver that pizza Ethan wanted!

The Gamer's Grotto
The Gamer's Grotto
9 days ago

Good ol’ Pornstache Ben finally met the ingenuity of Ethan, I see…

Pulse
Pulse
9 days ago

so many inappropriate things…

Austin Mills
Austin Mills
9 days ago

I love how – from Ethan’s perspective – this is just a guy who stopped by the store with coffee. So this is how he interacts with total strangers. That’s actually funnier than if he KNEW that was Ben and was just messing with him. XD

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
9 days ago
Reply to  Austin Mills

I think Ethen even outethaned what you suggest. From his perspective it’s a random guy stopping by with coffee guessing his name right in one try – sparking Ethan’s competativeness to guess this stranger’s name as well.

FlameFlash
FlameFlash
9 days ago

This exactly. Right here. His name was guessed first try and he has zero clue this is Ben.

Lily
Lily
9 days ago

He is correct, the pornstache and policestache are basically the same. And that is why male strippers wear police uniforms.

Rauri
Rauri
9 days ago

Far as first impressions go, not the worst he’s done.

Paula
Paula
9 days ago

Ah. This is a good start 🙂

Drew
Drew
9 days ago

I have more than one coworker with a “pornstache.” ROFL

Clell
Clell
9 days ago

There is absolutely no way that Ethan is the first to make the Pornstache comment.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
8 days ago
Reply to  Clell

First to say so To Alonso’s face at least.

naustghoul
naustghoul
9 days ago

Heh… pornstache.

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
9 days ago

Welcome to Ethan’s mind, now you can never escape.

Jay
Jay
9 days ago

I mean come on. If Ethan is the first one to share that comparison, then Ben’s friends don’t really respect him!

xrogaan
xrogaan
9 days ago

Ethan having a good first impression, I see.

Kif
Kif
9 days ago

Ben face says part of him is probably thinking how many other guys Lucas is dating/has dated that Ethan has lost track of them… and if any of them is indeed an adult-movie star. Beautiful trainwreck of a first introduction to each other.

Nik
Nik
9 days ago

Okay.

Ben should just leave now and show up later at Lucus’ apartment with a pizza.

. . .

Or maybe a plunger.

Last edited 9 days ago by Nik
Soeroah
Soeroah
9 days ago

Damn, under thirty words. Nice work, Ethan.

Tracker
Tracker
9 days ago

Darnit Ethan, no need to go hurting Alonso’s feelings like that :<

alexcabsha
alexcabsha
9 days ago

Amazing!

ears
ears
9 days ago

So Ethan talks like this to any stranger / client…

Rick
Rick
9 days ago

😂 🤣

foducool
foducool
9 days ago

how did he f*ck it up so fast? lmfao

Reso
Reso
8 days ago
Reply to  foducool

He’s Ethan.

Sean
Sean
9 days ago

Can we bring Lilah back already?

Number51x
Number51x
9 days ago

Legit laugh out loud! I’m dying here…

Derfman
Derfman
9 days ago

Wow, has it been so long that that many readers have forgot his name already. I don’t feel bad about not remembering names all of a sudden.

Yakumo
Yakumo
9 days ago

While some light jab at the stache may be fair, in fairness to Ben, that is not a pornsatche. Pornstach is a thin, you can usually see skin between hairs. Ben’s is quite full, falling just a bit short of handle bars. While that was popular in the 70s, it’s different from a pornstache

Kevin Greenbaum
Kevin Greenbaum
9 days ago

Yeah that checks out for how I expected their first meeting to go, especially without Lucas there. He’s gonna come back and drop his tacos once he sees them interacting.

Ronnie
Ronnie
8 days ago

Lucas made the right call telling him about Ethan ahead of time.

Scortch
Scortch
8 days ago

Ethan meeting Lucas’ relationship is an entertaining ride, no matter the universe it’s in.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
8 days ago

Oh Dear. He’s ‘Alonso’ now. Lucas is going to need Ethan’s powers cause he’s gonna die laughing from this.

Lord Foxxy Foxington
Lord Foxxy Foxington
8 days ago

He’s been fixing someones plumbing…

Bach
Bach
8 days ago

Don’t you dare have that man shave off his taco flosser.

Boof
Boof
7 days ago

He should have listened to Lucas.

John Willburg
John Willburg
4 days ago

Hilarious Comic, mate!😂😂 got a good laugh out of me! Even made the wife chuckle! You could even call it skibidi as the kids say these days! Cheers from the UK 🇬🇧💪😁