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Desperate Measures, p4

April 14, 2025 by Tim


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Urainkhali
Urainkhali
1 day ago

Heh. I really wish this interaction could extend a bit more before Lucas’ almost not late arrival.

Colin
Colin
1 day ago

That’s the most Ethan one sided conversation in the comic for a while.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 day ago

If Ethan is so shocked about moustaches… what are his thoughts about beards?

ears
ears
1 day ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

Beehives

ReaverRogue
ReaverRogue
1 day ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

I once threatened to shave my beard off to my wife, and just leave the moustache.

She said “ew no I hate moustaches!”

I pointed out that I technically already have one. She was conflicted.

The Legacy
The Legacy
1 day ago
Reply to  ReaverRogue

😂💀

Helldemon
Helldemon
16 hours ago
Reply to  ReaverRogue

I guess if you have a good full beard, it kind of connects to your moustache and becomes one lol. I guess she just doesn’t like the look of a moustache by itself.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
7 hours ago
Reply to  ReaverRogue

That’s..a really one anecdote

Oyee
Oyee
1 day ago

I’m pretty sure now that Ethan is testing Ben XD

Tuomari
Tuomari
1 day ago
Reply to  Oyee

You never know, the idiot savant Ethan is, makes reading his thoughts like Deadpool vs Taskmaster fight.

Ocramot
Ocramot
1 day ago
Reply to  Oyee

But who’s going to test Ethan?

Kevin Greenbaum
Kevin Greenbaum
22 hours ago
Reply to  Oyee

No I’m pretty positive he has no idea and assumed he’s just a customer he somehow didn’t scare off. They’ve never met so to the best of my knowledge Ethan has no idea what Ben looks like.

Nightdagger
Nightdagger
1 day ago

Holy GD @#%@, Ethan!

I’m not sure what would be funnier, if this is an honest-to-goodness Ethan train of thought, or if he already figured out it was Ben and is just riling him up for giggles.

Lrbearclaw
Lrbearclaw
23 hours ago
Reply to  Nightdagger

The answer is “Yes”

Steve
Steve
1 day ago

No. No. No. What about them? No. No. No. Only if you want them to. Yes.

Glad I could clear that up for you, Ethan. 😆

ears
ears
1 day ago
Reply to  Steve

You’ve provided more answers then there are question marks. It doesn’t line up.

Killiak
Killiak
1 day ago
Reply to  ears

That is exactly why it would be super effective versus Ethan.

Steve
Steve
5 hours ago
Reply to  ears

“How is someone supposed to grab on…” is a question, but the question mark is omitted in favor of a comma for some reason (maybe to indicate Ethan’s rambliness?). The second part is declarative, but the first part is interrogative, and thus, I added an answer for it. The first “No” in the second set is that you’re not supposed to. I suppose “They’re not” might have been clearer there. Let us now depart, having provided Tim’s audience what they’ve really wanted all along: a grammar debate. 😆 (I will explicitly state that the last sentence is tongue in cheek,… Read more »

Ocramot
Ocramot
1 day ago

If Lucas and Ben’s relationship can withstand Ethan, it can withstand anything.

naustghoul
naustghoul
1 day ago

There… is a lot to unpack here. But, Ethan is Ethan and Lucas will have fun explaining this to Alonso.

Banjo
Banjo
1 day ago

This is the most efficient possible way to meet Ethan.

Rich
Rich
1 day ago

That is what I would call “The Full Ethan” all at once. If Ben doesn’t run from the building screaming after this, he is a keeper for sure!

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 day ago

I was really confused by panel 2, and almost Google’d “Mustache Rides.”

But then I realized, this is a work computer, and I might not want to see what pops up.

Lrbearclaw
Lrbearclaw
23 hours ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I encourage you to do so! Add “In my area” to the search as well that way you can experience your first one more easily!

Jim
Jim
1 day ago

Do I Google “moustache ride?”. Hmmm…. I’m really curious, but fearful of what I might see.

Lrbearclaw
Lrbearclaw
23 hours ago
Reply to  Jim

Do not let fear dictate your life.

Fred
Fred
11 hours ago
Reply to  Jim

My thought was, I don’t know what moustache rides are and I don’t want to look it up.

SpinelesS
SpinelesS
1 day ago

I don’t see no Pizza…

Jonathan
Jonathan
1 day ago

Wife: There’s a man at the door with a mustache.
Husband: Tell him I’ve already got one.

Dragon Turtle
Dragon Turtle
23 hours ago

“SAVE ME.”

Kevin Greenbaum
Kevin Greenbaum
22 hours ago

Oh please, please tell me Lucas heard that last line of questioning.

foducool
foducool
20 hours ago

my moustache hair does tend to get into my mouth when I’m eating
(just gotta give it a trim when it happens lmao)

Angrylittleman
Angrylittleman
18 hours ago

Oh poor Ben he has no idea what he is getting into.

Drew
Drew
14 hours ago

Saw a guy walking down the street today with a “pornstache” and said, “Oh! Hey Alonso!” I don’t think he heard me.

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
5 hours ago

Ethan is an experience….

Brendan
Brendan
2 hours ago

Where did the coffee cups go o.o