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August 25, 2025 by Tim


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Nextgener
Nextgener
21 days ago

There are many rule’s on the internet.

But the #1 Rule will Always be #34.

Quinn
Quinn
21 days ago
Reply to  Nextgener

Until it is deemed illegal and blocked. You know, to “protect the children“.

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
21 days ago
Reply to  Quinn

What kind of Backward Authoritarian Commie-Ass nation do you think we all live in? England?

Niklarean
Niklarean
21 days ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

Alternatively certain US states.

leduk
leduk
21 days ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

I never know if ppl say this ironically or not

Lily
Lily
21 days ago
Reply to  leduk

He said England, so that implies some awareness of on going politics.

Greevar
Greevar
21 days ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

Communists recognize that parents are the responsible party for ensuring the safety of their children and would instead focus on economic sustainability.

Juzek Powruzek
Juzek Powruzek
21 days ago
Reply to  Greevar

Alas, you obviously know nothing about communists. They’ve decided people are too dumb to walk, chew gum and breathe simultaneously, even if the road is straight and smooth. Thus they try to regulate everything. See EU for example.

James Rye
James Rye
20 days ago
Reply to  Juzek Powruzek

If you believe the EU is a communist government, then you are hilarious.

Tim
Tim
20 days ago
Reply to  James Rye

It made me laugh 😀

Urazz
Urazz
20 days ago
Reply to  Juzek Powruzek

Nah, Communism in an ideal world works wonders but it fails horribly in the real world and degenerates into a dictatorship pretty quickly because they don’t take into account human flaws of greed and ruthlessness. You’ll always see some ruthless person with no scruples and greed jump into and kill his rivals and then take over.

You are also hilariously out of touch if you think the EU are communists.

Juzek Powruzek
Juzek Powruzek
20 days ago
Reply to  Urazz

Poland where I live. We are, alas, part of EU. And I know communism, as we’ve been under russian communists occupation for 50 years, here in Poland. And if you know what to look for, you see the same mechanisms in action in UE: regulating everything, removing right to privacy on a “stop the bad guys” basis and introducing destructive elements into society explaining that “they had difficult childhood so they deserve better”. And on top of this a sick assumption that if you work and earn money, you should share it with those, who don’t want to work i.e.… Read more »

Dorander
Dorander
19 days ago
Reply to  Juzek Powruzek

Social programs are not Communism. Every EU country is capitalist, has free markets and access to the internal EU market, and private property by law. Things that can’t exist under Communism.

If you wish to live under Russian control again however, just say so. You won’t have any rights, just like you had none during those 50 years, but at least you won’t have to worry about the EU anymore.

Patrick
Patrick
18 days ago
Reply to  Juzek Powruzek

While we have parasites and there are regulations like in Russia and USA the question is if the mixture of possibilities and contrainsts works for you or not. If it is too bad try a different country they do it differently and if they do it better or worse is up to you. My wife is from Poland and also experienced communism. I never hearing her complaining about communism in EU. Complaining is easy, trying to change it for better without breaking everything down is hard.

Rob
Rob
20 days ago
Reply to  Juzek Powruzek

But they are! I can assure you the world is held together by string, and chewing gum. On a very good day some duct tape is there too.

Muertog
Muertog
20 days ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

Which backward authoritarian commie-ass nation?

Texas.

Urazz
Urazz
21 days ago
Reply to  Nextgener

You know, I’m surprised rule #34 wasn’t called rule #69.

Steve
Steve
21 days ago
Reply to  Urazz

Ah, but 34 is just half of 69, rounded down.

Because rule 34 is for, er, “solo adventures,” and then it’s rounded down, to represent the lowest common denominator.

RIP, WetRiffs. 😄

Kasaix
Kasaix
21 days ago

Capcom encouraged that. When one of the devs saw how interested people were in Lady D, he posted her canon measurements. He understood us, I mean them.

bobismeisbob
bobismeisbob
14 days ago
Reply to  Kasaix

Also it’s not like they weren’t lewding all the previous RE monsters, from random zombies to Nemesis.

Glurglenuts
Glurglenuts
21 days ago

This is a man that does not know his internets.

Derptastic
Derptastic
21 days ago

Do they not like free marketing? o.O

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
21 days ago

I’m sorry Capcom, but the Rule MUST be upheld. No one is above Rule 34.

Nick
Nick
20 days ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

Even Concord?

Urazz
Urazz
20 days ago
Reply to  Nick

Pretty sure Concord died before the rule could take effect.

MidnightX
MidnightX
21 days ago

This quote pretty much sums it up:

“The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you’ve got millions of pals out there. Type in ‘Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire’ and the computer will say, ‘Specify type of goat.’ ”

Richard Jeni

Michael Delaney
Michael Delaney
21 days ago

“Why arent you wearing pants?”
“I am from The Internet”
“Wait that is not a beer, is this lube?”
“I am from The Internet”

Pajuka
Pajuka
21 days ago

“But why?”

“I. Am. From. The. Internet. What more do you need?”

Last edited 21 days ago by Pajuka
ReaverRogue
ReaverRogue
20 days ago
Reply to  Pajuka

“Now ask me where I got the bottle if I don’t have pockets.”

“I, uh…”

“Ask. Me.”

Drakin
Drakin
21 days ago

It may be an unshakeable rule of the internet, but I’m going to try my damndest to avoid it just like I did the first time around. I’m sorry, I know tastes are subjective, but combining ‘horror’ with ‘sexy’ makes me want to vomit up my last three meals. And that’s just for starters…

Mor
Mor
21 days ago

That last panel is basically rule #35. 😂

ThatGuy
ThatGuy
21 days ago

Give it up, game devs. As the horny gamers say: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.” Ain’t a snowball’s chance that a making a horror monster is gonna stop artists from sexualizing it and making it hot. Give it a couple weeks. If they can sexualize Fallout’s Deathclaw, they can sexualize ANYTHING.

It’s why fan-shippers have actually been on the increase despite Nintendo and Sega there are no romance between their couples. Please…you’re not fooling anyone. Even if it WERE true, you’re not STOPPING anyone either. Better to canonize it and be done with it.

Mikael84
Mikael84
21 days ago

Nothing wrong with horniness peopl just make it too big of deal because well modern society make us.
Over 10 years ago people in internet would not have give a damn about it because it doesn’t really affect anything.
Now a days it feels like insecurity has taking hold on peoples mind and making them mentally unstable.

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
21 days ago

To be honest, I expected a somewhat different image on the right side of the final frame, and I’m kind of glad that Tim chose the classier option.

Fartsy
Fartsy
21 days ago

Do not underestimate the Horni !

Mog
Mog
21 days ago

I do wonder if that’s Lisa Trevor

Zyxian
Zyxian
21 days ago

When did Ethan start working for Capcom?

Roma
Roma
21 days ago
Reply to  Zyxian

Ethan has lighter hair than that. Also that’s not *quite* his hairstyle

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
20 days ago
Reply to  Roma

But can we be absolutely certain Nicole didn’t insist on him changing those?

Giggity Goo
Giggity Goo
21 days ago

There are a lot of instances of rule #34 that I think rely more on The Game. Like… I had friends in college who would look up the craziest shit just to ‘gotcha’ the rest of us into accidentally seeing it. If one of them realized there was NOT porn out there of something (cause – in some instances – there probably shouldn’t be), they would have been like “Wow. I found the one thing. Whelp… Guess it falls to me to make it.” and thus it was created. Also – sorry not sorry to everyone who just lost The… Read more »

foducool
foducool
21 days ago

you cannot stop rule 34

Lord Foxxy Foxington
Lord Foxxy Foxington
21 days ago

Never underestimate the internets ability to be horny… never.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
21 days ago

Place your bets on Which part of rule 34 this gets filed under. ‘Necro’ or ‘nose’ are my guesses.

Pyre
Pyre
21 days ago

Dear Capcom.

I am sure that a two minute Google search would reveal that there are people on the Internet whose first reaction on seeing Veronica in Terrifier 2 and 3 and said “I’d hit it.”

Your only hope is surrender.

Best Wishes on your new game.

Delongthegreat
Delongthegreat
20 days ago

To quote a legend… That’s a challenging wank, but I’ll manage.

will scott
will scott
20 days ago

if rule 34 can make continents hot your damn sure they will do it to her.