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In Some Places

March 16, 2020 by Tim


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jean-sébastien leclerc
jean-sébastien leclerc
4 years ago

and hearing apparently

Maclura
Maclura
4 years ago

maybe he’s reading their lips like hal 9000 did

slothgodfather
slothgodfather
4 years ago

iirc, hearing was never turned off.

Logan
Logan
4 years ago
Reply to  slothgodfather

Sloth: Correct. It was never specifically mentioned. Just a generalized “auxiliary programs, like speech and movement”.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
4 years ago

Not exactly the rebound relationship that Scott was probably looking for, but nobody’s perfect.

Nekoblast
Nekoblast
4 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Well if he doesn’t like it, he can always…. upgrade 😛

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
4 years ago
Reply to  Nekoblast

I dunno. I think a Switchbot would’ve by now undocked from the head and knifed him, and a PCbot would’ve gone full-blown Embla and virus’ed itself into oblivion by Year 3.

PS4bot. Yeah, that makes sense. Because with that jet engine, it’d never be able to sneak up on you.

CTOWN
CTOWN
4 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Well, gee, if we’re talkin jet engines, I think the ol’ xbox 360 Elites take the cake. Can hear that roar from the other end of the house with all the doors closed in between 😛

CTOWN
CTOWN
4 years ago
Reply to  CTOWN

And I had two. Their roars were equivalent.

Michael
Michael
4 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

A smart PCbot either gets good security programs or surfs only the trusted websites and uses Adblock even then.

James Rye
James Rye
4 years ago
Reply to  Nekoblast

Zeke’s body could certainly do for some upgrades, like some tanks for heat-cooling fluids on the chest for example.^^

Pulse
Pulse
4 years ago

well i have heard the most common marriage is the one where the spouses wanna kill each other…

DrakeStarkiller
DrakeStarkiller
4 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

Does that also include a spouse that wants to murder everyone

Bwauder
Bwauder
4 years ago

Well if you could use an archer star-wipe, zeke could borrow barrys skin…

GarlynSav
GarlynSav
4 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

Yeah it looks like they are already close to having hall sex.

The Legacy
The Legacy
4 years ago
Reply to  GarlynSav

“I can’t do that, Scott.”

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

I thought it was the one where the father kills you if you don’t.

Martin Junginger
Martin Junginger
4 years ago

I just wonder how many ways Lucas and Scott have thought of over the years. Surely, that robot is still waaaaay behind.

DrakeStarkiller
DrakeStarkiller
4 years ago

Well I did ask how many ways not-zeke could come up with to kill ethan now we know thanks Tim

Mordred
Mordred
4 years ago

The robot likes Metallica. He can’t be all bad.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
4 years ago
Reply to  Mordred

Honestly, I love those little touches. How do we know that he’s actually a sapient being? Well, hey, he’s actually got an interest in music, for one.

Thanagherion
Thanagherion
4 years ago

One by metallica.
The pun is hilarious. Also, it has good taste in music!

Erik B
Erik B
4 years ago
Reply to  Thanagherion

Not One. Fade to Black.

VenomZ302
VenomZ302
4 years ago
Reply to  Thanagherion

*Fade to Black

Thanagherion
Thanagherion
4 years ago
Reply to  VenomZ302

You’re absolutely right!
I jesus! How the hell did I read the lyrics and went “One”?

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Thanagherion

Because that song would fit for his situation.

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Thanagherion

You should watch the movie: Johnny Got His Gun. The song is about that.

Marshmallows
Marshmallows
4 years ago

Have to say that the perspective and depth of the last 2 panels look amazing!

crymblade
crymblade
4 years ago

Is it wise to reveal his appearance like that?

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
4 years ago
Reply to  crymblade

They already know who they are and where they live. Truly, keeping not-Zeke at the store is dumb beyond dumb.

Reso
Reso
4 years ago

I mean, why? Lord Neckbeard knows who Analog and D-Pad are, and where they live. He presumably also knows where they work, and who their friends are. Analog and D-Pad aren’t in the big time leagues along with Captain Prime and the like. They presumably don’t have the means to maintain secret bases, off the grid safe houses, etc. The back of the store is pretty much the only place they have. Like the rest of us, they have to go to work and do their jobs if they want the rent to get paid. Murderous neckbeard warlords don’t really… Read more »

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
4 years ago
Reply to  Reso

Because Neckbeard knows who’s got his toy, and will want it back.

crymblade
crymblade
4 years ago

But not Scott, at least not before this page.

Daniel Swope
Daniel Swope
4 years ago

Who knew robot ninjas dig Metallica, and my favorite song at that.

Dennis
Dennis
4 years ago

I love that he “sings” Metallica 😀

Him.
Him.
4 years ago

“No…no…You are now breathing manually!”
“I don’t have lungs you little [censored]”

Leon
Leon
4 years ago

Someone needs his morning coffee……….

Ashi
Ashi
4 years ago

Scott x XBot? I ship it.

James Rye
James Rye
4 years ago

Sooooo we can ship Scott x Zeke now? xD

Vedrit
Vedrit
4 years ago

ZekeXScott was a ship I didn’t know I wanted, but….Is it technically canon?

El_
El_
4 years ago

I don’t think I’d have let Zeke see Scott, y’know.. just in case. If it were to go wrong, he know’s Scott now.

Long time listener
Long time listener
4 years ago

Interesting choice for the song he was singing when blocked out. Fade to Black – Metallica
Life it seems to fade away
Drifting further everyday
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

I sense a deal coming on… Zeke gets his freedom and agrees to help stop The Master. He agrees to harm no one else except Ethan, who he gets to kill once per day. I see so many great comic strips of absurd Ethan deaths in the future.

Tonkin
Tonkin
4 years ago

Well, problem solved, if theyre legally married then they taught a robot to love, or its going to teach them, either way

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Tonkin

You should watch “Anatevka”

Jay J
Jay J
4 years ago

“Vision and speech only”.

His eyes and neck moved too.

Scott
Scott
4 years ago

So is the “theme” that Zeke mentions referring to the arrow bit from the beginning of the comic strip? That’d be a fun throwback.

Bachenaugen
Bachenaugen
4 years ago

I dunno about Zeke’s character. It looks like he’s trying very hard to be like HK-47 what with the superiority complex of machine over flesh, but that can only work if Zeke doesn’t have any sort of emotions. Hence why it was funny when HK does it because he announces his emotive first before speaking. Other than that, the chaotic neutral vibes that Zeke has is alright, so far as long as he doesn’t break the fourth wall.

Puretra
Puretra
4 years ago

This Zeke is different to the one in CAD 1.0. When that Zeke was turn off when giving Ethan some sexual machist advice he was turn off during a long time and when turned on again, he continued that advice.

This Zeke is sentient the whole time.