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July 30, 2025 by Tim


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Tarl
Tarl
20 hours ago

Nope. Just nope. Emotional manipulation and controlling as hell. Would be ghosted like I was Casper’s not so friendly ghost buddy.

Merida
Merida
19 hours ago
Reply to  Tarl

not sure she’d let that be an option

Eodyne
Eodyne
15 hours ago
Reply to  Merida

Yeah she’s throwing a ton of “will become a stalker if you ghost” signals

Mildar
Mildar
18 hours ago
Reply to  Tarl

If only somebody could see the red flags before hand. Unfortunately Ethan is not as perceptive as the whole CTRL-ALT-DEL comment section.

Someone
Someone
17 hours ago
Reply to  Mildar

“The whole” is being generous considering how many horny boys went all “death by SnuSnu” or in general how many people were like “let’s give her a chance”

Ocramot
Ocramot
13 hours ago
Reply to  Someone

The “giving her a chance” was at least 3 panels ago, though

Ashi
Ashi
12 hours ago
Reply to  Someone

I also would wonder how many “death by SnuSnu” and “let’s give her a chance” were deliberately trying to sabotage Ethan for the funsies.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
18 hours ago
Reply to  Tarl

Too late, she knows where Ethan works…

Daniel
Daniel
17 hours ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

He can fake his death – and very convincingly too

LeHack
LeHack
17 hours ago
Reply to  Daniel

Hell, maybe that’ll be how he gets out of it AND learns that he still has his powers? Would be heck of a story tie-in 😀

Steve
Steve
17 hours ago
Reply to  Daniel

Or not very convincingly at all, if he pops right back up!

Merida
Merida
19 hours ago

ew. This whole dating arc is over the top and too much ick at once

Steve
Steve
14 hours ago
Reply to  Merida

Ugh, yeah, I’m a dude who’s been married over a decade, and I am finding this hard to read. Though usually when I ran into an abrasive woman it was more about anyone disagreeing with her about anything ever being literal evil to her. Not politics (though that did happen too) — one of them rejected people as having any intrinsic value over their… shoes. Like “you don’t have stylish shoes so your opinion doesn’t count.” That was an actual living, breathing human (or possibly a demon in a human skinsuit) that I once dated, but it took a while… Read more »

Esc
Esc
10 hours ago
Reply to  Merida

I can’t help but wonder if she’s written so obviously because most people wouldn’t GET it otherwise.

But here I am having a hard time even believing Ethan would put up with this.

Jeff
Jeff
19 hours ago

…she seems nice.

J L
J L
10 hours ago
Reply to  Jeff

In a ‘probably tear out your spine if you stand up for yourself’ kind of way, sure.

Steve
Steve
4 hours ago
Reply to  Jeff

Yeah – Minnesota nice (the passive aggressive variety).

Derptastic
Derptastic
19 hours ago

What bothers me with this is that Ethan might be Ethan, be he’s neither sheltered nor a clueless individual. It feels a bit strange for him to be this dense about that red flag parade.

Prinny
Prinny
18 hours ago
Reply to  Derptastic

When you’re being showered with affection & attraction (or what seems like it) for the first time in a long time… it’s very easy to lie to yourself, or at least simply not think straight.

Maybe after a discussion (or argument) with Lucas we’ll see Ethan giving the situation a proper think while he’s in bed trying to sleep, and realising all the red flags he’s been ignoring.

Robert
Robert
18 hours ago
Reply to  Prinny

Yeah excactly, biochemistry can be horrible. It´s a pretty great depiction of how stuff we shake our heads about in hindsight develops.

Scortch
Scortch
18 hours ago
Reply to  Derptastic

Agreed. I think deep down Ethan knows better. He’s just been alone for a while and hes ignoring the very obvious red flags in exchange for what he is telling himself is affection.

Austin Mills
Austin Mills
17 hours ago
Reply to  Derptastic

Also, consider Ethan’s threshold for “normal.” Remember, this is the same guy who – after breaking up with Emily – thought that the postman who replaced her was Emily in disguise and didn’t think the idea of his ex-girlfriend disguising herself as a man was weird at all; he just thought it was immature.

Someone
Someone
17 hours ago
Reply to  Derptastic

Ethan is in his core a nice guy (not a “nice guy”. Which means he’s not really assertive and sure about himself.

So he’s not gonna be able to keep her at bay until it reaches a boiling point.

Skorpeyon
Skorpeyon
14 hours ago
Reply to  Derptastic

This is the guy who, in an alt timeline put whitening strips on his eyes instead of his teeth right after reading a warning that told him to not do exactly that. I don’t know that it’s at all out of character for him.

Esc
Esc
10 hours ago
Reply to  Derptastic

I would laugh for days if Ethan said he’s just going along with this to have sex.

Bwauder
Bwauder
19 hours ago

The mood flip in P2 would set my alarms and sirens screaming.
Whatever you identify as,for anyone in Ethans position its time to run/abandon ship before you lose complete control of your life.

Oyee
Oyee
18 hours ago

I agree with the “Ew, ick, run for your life” IRL, but I think this arc would hit us comment section less if we could read the whole arc in one go.

Give Tim some slack, everyone telling a story deserves to have some over the top tropes every once in a while. It’s been a while since I saw a good ‘ol old-internet-crazy-bee character type.

Robert
Robert
18 hours ago

Theeere it is.

Lily
Lily
18 hours ago

Personally I was for giving her a chance, since even though there is some red flags, she hadn’t actually crossed any lines. She was just very assertive. This would be crossing a line though, since it isn’t being assertive but manipulative.

MJC
MJC
17 hours ago
Reply to  Lily

What are you talking about? She crossed a line the moment she spoke over Ethan to change his drink order.

Helldemon
Helldemon
17 hours ago
Reply to  Lily

Ya, i was thinking the same. If any of it could have been excused as maybe… not understanding(?) how manipulative it is to do the things she was doing but not technically a horrible person, this clears any doubt.

Groober
Groober
17 hours ago
Reply to  Lily

Agreed, but I have a feeling your commis going to downvoted to oblivion.

Jared
Jared
18 hours ago

This feels a little like Borderline Personality Disorder.

Nick
Nick
17 hours ago

Okay that flag is no longer red. It’s crimson!!!

Daniel
Daniel
17 hours ago

The comments section here is like a choir in a greek tragedy, warning the hero of obvious mistake

Mastacheata
Mastacheata
17 hours ago
Reply to  Daniel

Analog and D-Pad: The Opera – soon on Broadway?

Tim
Tim
16 hours ago
Reply to  Mastacheata

I got me my ticket

Nightdagger
Nightdagger
17 hours ago

So this arc is extremely uncomfortable and I’m really not liking how oblivious Ethan is to it. Like, I know he hasn’t dated in what must feel like forever but holy hell man.

This is the polar opposite of Lucas’ dating arc.

Graeme Spence
Graeme Spence
17 hours ago

I had an ex just like her.
If I was busy she would cry that I was cheating.

Kick off when I had plans with friends. I stuck by it for 6 months before I realised she was slowly isolating me from friends

The Legacy
The Legacy
15 hours ago
Reply to  Graeme Spence

I’m glad you got yourself away from that! 😳

Someone
Someone
17 hours ago

Not gonna lie. Hoping for a Truck transporting s load of red flags to hit her outside the shop so we can skip this horror show.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
15 hours ago
Reply to  Someone

That Would be pretty funny! Isekaied to Attack on Titan.

Maz
Maz
16 hours ago

YIKES. The shop is absolutely covered in all those red flags. Run and don’t look back

Imperator Ruscal
Imperator Ruscal
13 hours ago
Reply to  Maz

That’s OK, Larry will take them down.

Someone
Someone
3 hours ago

I don’t feel like Lamar should do Ethan’s Job

Ben Dutchman
Ben Dutchman
16 hours ago

Dude, make like the flash

ears
ears
16 hours ago

Good thing that happened in front of Lucas. Let’s hope he’ll be able to explain to Ethan, what Ethan himself is unable to grasp here.

MarkH
MarkH
13 hours ago
Reply to  ears

You mean Larry, right?

Someone
Someone
3 hours ago
Reply to  MarkH

Lenny yes

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
16 hours ago

Still on the train that this is Captain “Love me or I crush your head between my thighs” Prime

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
7 hours ago
Reply to  FITCamaro

Out of curiosity, have you looked at any Captain Prime appearances lately? Gender and maybe hair style are about the only thing her and Nicole have in common. They look and act nothing alike.

Blue Griffin
Blue Griffin
15 hours ago

I’m actually curious how he got matched up with her. They don’t seem to mesh well. Usually a dating app tries to recommend/pair people that would seem to be compatible?

Or was this just swipe based on looks/who’s in your area?

Harinezumi
Harinezumi
15 hours ago
Reply to  Blue Griffin

I would have loved to have such a dating app when I was single, but I have never seen one that went beyond basic parameters like the type of relationship one is looking for or if someone wants children. Of course, that is much harder to actually quantify…

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
14 hours ago
Reply to  Blue Griffin

That kind of matching does rely on both parties being honest on their profile. I doubt there are many profiles openly going ‘abusive personality looking for victim’, they’ll put something like ‘nice and caring’ that would match with their intented target.

And the video game shared interest probably played a role.

Alcor
Alcor
6 hours ago
Reply to  Blue Griffin

It’s clear she lied. She didn’t even put a picture of herself that accurately showed what she looked like, who knows what else was wrong in that profile.

Sayer
Sayer
15 hours ago

This is like figuring out the entire plot of a movie in the first scene and then having to watch it anyway.

Prinny
Prinny
15 hours ago
Reply to  Sayer

You say that like it’s a bad thing 😉

Ok, ok, I get why it *can* be a bad thing, but the execution matters a lot too. And I’m enjoying this arc even as we’re all yelling at Ethan just how many red flags this woman is throwing at him 😆

Eodyne
Eodyne
15 hours ago

Hopefully as soon as the door closes behind Lucas is like “Dude…we gotta talk…”

Nik
Nik
15 hours ago

I reiterate:

Run Ethan.
Run away now.*

*I had a friend in college who had a girlfriend like this.
Trust me psycho bitches be psycho.

naustghoul
naustghoul
15 hours ago

Going for a ride on the crazy train sounds fun… until the rails come off. Then later there’s running, screaming, and general fun for people watching that do not know you.

Take. The. Hint.

Nik
Nik
15 hours ago
Reply to  naustghoul

RIP Ozzy.

Robert
Robert
13 hours ago
Reply to  naustghoul

Mixing some metaphors there?

Christophelus
Christophelus
14 hours ago

Maybe Ethan accidentally joined a dom/sub dating site.

Esc
Esc
10 hours ago
Reply to  Christophelus

This would be really funny. Like, I don’t even get what is motivating her? Even if you are a control freak why make him drink a different beer?

Alcor
Alcor
6 hours ago
Reply to  Esc

To see if he will let her do it. If he fights back, she finds a weaker target.

Someone
Someone
3 hours ago
Reply to  Christophelus

Those are red flags even in BDSM relationships. Actually.. ESPECIALLY in BDSM -relationships

J C
J C
14 hours ago

I see that Lucas is as impressed with her as the rest of us.

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
13 hours ago

Aaaaand three strikes. You’re out. This woman has some deep seated issues that will only make Ethan’s life hell for the foreseeable future. I was wary when she changed his drink order. I was concerned when she made him change his clothes to the point of going shopping for new ones. I am now a full on counselor for Camp Runthefuckaway.

Hopefully Ethan gets rid of her quickly.

Quarter
Quarter
13 hours ago

I love how uncomfortable this is. I’ve been in an abusive relationship that felt a lot like this. Despite what people are saying, it never looks so scary from the inside. That’s why it works, especially if you’re emotionally vulnerable like Ethan is.

Andhaka
Andhaka
12 hours ago

Ok, red flags all the way.

Is she going to flip at some point and “kill” Ethan so to finally resolve the serum thingy?

cheers

TRwolf
TRwolf
12 hours ago

Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Well, here we go. This is how we find out his powers still work, a stabbing from a manipulative controlling GF, or EX GF if it makes it that far.

Vladimir
Vladimir
11 hours ago

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer / We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

Kasey
Kasey
11 hours ago

I wonder if this will turn into a “me or nobody” situation where we find out the hard way if Ethan has his powers or not (with a nod towards you don’t need to be super to be a villian). I kinda hope not but Tim has hit upon sensitive topics like that in the past.

chargersfan
chargersfan
11 hours ago

My guess is that Ethan eventually sees the light and breaks it off with her; she knows where he works now so she starts stalking him, eventually leading to her figuring out his alter ego.

Depending on just how bananas this girl is, she might, down the road, join or maybe take over the troll army.

Just a guess. My aplogies if this was discussed in the comment section prior; I don’t read all of them.

Terminatus Maximus
Terminatus Maximus
9 hours ago
Reply to  chargersfan

Well, good thing Larry is dating a cop!

Terminatus Maximus
Terminatus Maximus
9 hours ago

Can we stop this storyline? Or at least have her get raped to death by angry gorillas? I am normally a pretty chill guy but this arc doesn’t sit well with me and I find it extremely offputting, makes me almost agressive even. I mean I come here to be entertained and because I love the characters, not to be triggered!

Last edited 9 hours ago by Terminatus Maximus
Jay
Jay
8 hours ago

Wow, what a take. And yeah, sure. That response definitely signals “chill guy”.

So sorry to hear that this triggers you, but I like that Tim is providing a gender-flipped and not at all exaggerated representation of what is a very common lived experience for many women unfortunate enough to go on a date with any guy who listens to the advice of the Manosphere red-pill troglodytes with a podcast mic from Trust Me Bro University.

Someone
Someone
3 hours ago

You know. One of the main reasons I hate the current storyline is, because i was sexually assaulted by someone like her. And like Ethan i wasn’t the kinda person with the willpower to defend myself against it.

This being said. Even Nicole appears like the nicest and sanest person in the world compared to you.

You need to be a certain kind of fucked up to demand someone to be raped to death. Even more so if you thought it was some sort of joke (which I’m sure it wasn’t)

Tim
Tim
9 hours ago

“Did I say I’m not into this? I already explained my confusion. Would you like to know what I did have planned? Perhaps you’d be interested in that? Maybe we can make time to do your thing AND my thing? No? Not interested in a plan that isn’t yours? Okay then, sounds like you made the decision for us. Imagine that. Enjoy your meal”

Giggity Goo
Giggity Goo
9 hours ago

Ah… Ethan’s finally showing some concern over the plans she’s making without consulting him or considering his actual life. Granted, it’s concern over the entire wrong aspects of it… but… progress? For everyone (including myself) who was debating if she’s secretly actually Deathblood… I feel like even Deathblood would be like “yeah…. that’s a definite red flag.” I’m now leaning more into the camp of her going full aggro when he cuts it off and we find out that he CAN respawn. And she goes to jail. And also, that would out his identity as it would be Ethan respawning,… Read more »

will scott
will scott
7 hours ago

her breaking ethan is what will prove he still immortal i can see it.

Sweetos
Sweetos
6 hours ago

This is fun, I can see Ethan totally getting married here.