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August 4, 2025 by Tim


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4 hours ago

Over under on Ethan finally getting laid? Or is the relationship going to get hypertoxic before that?

Andrew
Andrew
4 hours ago
Reply to  Esc

Given his comment about finally being able to be the little spoon… I think the over under on whether he will ever be the top would have longer odds

Mino
Mino
2 minutes ago
Reply to  Andrew

Amazon position it is then…

Killiak
Killiak
4 hours ago

I wonder how many people’s minds you just blew with that last sentence.

21stCenturyPeon
21stCenturyPeon
3 hours ago
Reply to  Killiak

Wait until he finds out that broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, cabbage and kale are all the same species.

Tecno
Tecno
2 hours ago
Reply to  Killiak

Not going to lie, 45 year old with a Master’s degree and TIL. Wife will probably smack me upside the head, but I hate pickles and never really worried about their origin.

It opens a whole host of new questions though. Do cucumbers shrink a whole lot from pickling? Why aren’t mini-cucumbers called “pickled size”?

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 hour ago
Reply to  Killiak

Do you know what are cucumbers too? Melons

Neverwinterx
Neverwinterx
4 hours ago

Better yet: raisins are grapes.

Argl
Argl
3 hours ago
Reply to  Neverwinterx

Why is there even such a distinction in English?
In my maternal language, one of them is a “raisin”, and the other is “raisin sec”, which means “dried raisin”.
And we also have “grappe de raisin”, which refers to the bunch of fruits that are attached together on the plant.

Thief
Thief
3 hours ago
Reply to  Argl

Presumably it’s one of those stupid language things where we got the names from different sources.

Like beef vs cow.

Scortch
Scortch
3 hours ago
Reply to  Argl

Not going to lie….that would save a lot more conversations with grown adults than I ever thought I’d need to have.

Risky
Risky
4 hours ago

Pickles are almost anything you pickle.

senectus
senectus
4 hours ago

thats a low blow… I’m 50 and I only just in the last year or two found out that pickles are cucumbers..

I’ve never liked the damned things.. but i like cucumbers. so thats my defense.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
4 hours ago

So, things are a bit in a cucumber.

Bwauder
Bwauder
4 hours ago

Lets hope Ethan doesn’t get too much extra information on cucumbers.

Argl
Argl
3 hours ago
Reply to  Bwauder

“So, how did you find out that your powers are still working?”

“My GF wanted to try pegging, but she got a little too intense on it, and ended up impaling me, which caused the respawn”

ears
ears
3 hours ago
Reply to  Argl

That would cause internal bleeding and it’ll take quite some time for Ethan to actually die. Like, enough to go to the hospital

Someone
Someone
3 hours ago

DON’T wait till he figures it out alone. Friends are there to earn you BEFORE you step on a landmine

Prinny
Prinny
2 hours ago
Reply to  Someone

Yeah, all they need to do is express their thoughts so Ethan can make his own judgement call. I do admit this can be a delicate subject though.

Maybe they need to engineer a situation where Scott gets to meet Nicole (so he can form his own opinion firsthand), and then *he* speak to Ethan? They’re not as close, but Scott also doesn’t risk coming across as a hypocrite.
Or at that point Lucas can say that both he and Scott have concerns (but, importantly, in a one-to-one conversation so it doesn’t risk seeming like they’re ganging up on Ethan).

Paula
Paula
59 minutes ago

I think Lucas is not being fair with Ethan. Yes, he is an idiot about many things but he also has some surprising emotional intelligence.