It’s the gift that keeps on giving…
…property damage…
Arc
6 years ago
“Oh, cool! He found my flame thrower gift! Now he needs to find the sword, gun, chainsaw, mortar, laser gun, cannon, tank, nuclear bomb, rocket launcher, make-your-own virus kit, and silly string!”
Let’s see…
Heater running to dry out the air really well. Check.
A tree that’s dead & drying out, Check.
Wrap the tree in a bunch of faulty wiring. Check.
Put a bunch of boxes wrapped in tissue paper under the tree. Check.
Getting drunk & lighting candles. Can’t tell if anyone is drunk, but Ethan’s ready to light the candles. Check.
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It’s the gift that keeps on giving…
…property damage…
“Oh, cool! He found my flame thrower gift! Now he needs to find the sword, gun, chainsaw, mortar, laser gun, cannon, tank, nuclear bomb, rocket launcher, make-your-own virus kit, and silly string!”
Ah yes, Silly-String, king of all weapons
Let’s see…
Heater running to dry out the air really well. Check.
A tree that’s dead & drying out, Check.
Wrap the tree in a bunch of faulty wiring. Check.
Put a bunch of boxes wrapped in tissue paper under the tree. Check.
Getting drunk & lighting candles. Can’t tell if anyone is drunk, but Ethan’s ready to light the candles. Check.
All set! Merry Christmas!