So I had a pretty average day today.

I spent some time placing a frying pan on a gas stove until it was red hot, and then I went around pressing said pan into the faces of nearby zombies, which would sear them into a charred, unrecognizable mess. Then I would take funny pictures as they flailed around blindly.

I beat one zombie senseless with a giant stuffed bear, while he was wearing a care bear mask.

And don’t even get me started on the hidden katana.

Is it Tuesday yet?