This past week is almost enough to make a guy start buying pre-built computers.

Hanging on to the idea of my new system crushing the shit out of Fallout 3 on max settings is all that’s keeping me truckin’. Also… it looks pretty!

I’ll regale you with the entire nightmare (hopefully) soon, after I’ve woken from it. It is a tale of man’s triumph over technology, and his heart-crushing defeat at its hands. And it is the tale of how I inadvertently watched both Biker Boyz and Doom.

In their entirety.