Do you think World of Warcraft characters ever sit around thinking “Holy fuck, my hands are HUGE. I could pop my own head like a grape with these mits…”

But it’s not funny, because they all have hand cancer. Tumors are no laughing matter.

And how the hell does Samus roll up into that little ball? Where do her bones go? And can she make any other shapes we don’t know about?

‘Cause if so… that’s really hot…