Hey, “High Templar of Stupid”, you are gonna get a serious bitch slap when he gets back. He told you not to fuck with the site.

So you guys want to know what kicks some serious ass? Sid Meier’s Pirates! does. I would highly reccomend going out and grabbing this game if you were a fan of the original, and if you’ve never played the original, I think you owe it to yourself to find out what all the fuss was about. I mean, the game did sell more than a million copies. A million people can’t be wrong, right?

Well… unless they’re all from the red states…