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September 27, 2017 by Tim


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Deg
Deg
6 years ago

“Sourcerer”? Why’s he so sour?

Josh
Josh
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Don’t you mean a Wizard who is a source of magic? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sourcery

I miss Terry Pratchett 🙁

ThatOneGuy
ThatOneGuy
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

I got what you said now, but it sounded like you said you didn’t miss terry pratchett, and I got all upset. And I haven’t played divinity, so I thought it was just a lemon wizard, and personally, I like that image more.

Breakwind
Breakwind
6 years ago
Reply to  ThatOneGuy

Anybody get the number of the donkey cart?

DocG
DocG
5 years ago
Reply to  ThatOneGuy

Necro, I know, but does a lemon wizard join a lemon party?

Cygwulf
Cygwulf
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Well shoot, now this needs to happen

Dog3y3
Dog3y3
6 years ago
Reply to  Deg

It’s the sauce. sour sauce.

Sean
Sean
6 years ago

Sourcerer?

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Sean

They are always gloomy and never get along with people. At least they aren’t bitter.

Jaysburn
Jaysburn
6 years ago
Reply to  Sean

It’s what they call wielders of a certain form of Magic, called Source, in Divinity. There are other kinds of Magic, but Source is the most powerful however when used summons evil creatures. In Divinity 1 your main characters were “Source Hunters” who hunted down these Sourcerers.

Lucky
Lucky
6 years ago

I remember while Playing Divinity Original Sin with a friend, when he would be picking up the quest I’d spend my time stealing everything that isn’t nailed down while the NPC was busy talking with him.

Paintings fetch a nice price 🙂

raven0ak
raven0ak
6 years ago
Reply to  Lucky

somehow reminds me of borderlands 2, or to that matter magicka (its btw possible in borderlands2, or was at least, to kill friends … few discovered was commandos rocked pod did friendly fire explosions, deathcalps slap was able to instakill player chars that wasnt you, in one mission you could kill player by blowing terrain under him/her etc:D)

Dakala
Dakala
6 years ago
Reply to  raven0ak

Magicka multiplayer was always fun. A list of spells is nice to have, as well as dedicated roles, but sometimes pure disorganized chaos is more fun.

I still remember a few combinations that, when used in multiplayer, are almost more likely to kill your team than to kill the monsters.

That, and the game of “How many dirty words can I make with the 8 keys I’m allowed to use, and how many of these are actually useful” was equally fun.

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Dakala

Lemme see….
There’s “Filth, dirt, grime, slime…”

Hamste
Hamste
6 years ago

So an auto scrolling ad where the ads x button doesn’t work and instead sends me to a website where they try to use pop up ads just appeared on my mobile. The ad itself shows just a black screen and says “By Taboola” in the top left for.

Alex
Alex
6 years ago
Reply to  Hamste

A lot of those about, I’ve mentioned them to Tim a few times. Some just redirect and you can’t get the content. He was going to poke the ad people with a pointy stick I think…

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Hooray! I wish I had read that before I made a post about it.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Does becoming a supporter remove ads? I’ve never considered paying to remove ads before, but I firmly believe that the quality of your work and the enjoyment I’ve gotten out of it for the last decade justifies you having enough food to keep you alive, and some of the new ads are just annoying enough to make me want them gone.

Selim
Selim
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Just popping in on some interesting idea for me…
If i was to pay, to remove ads from the site, I would consider disabling my ad blocker.
I’m OK to pay for the site not being a financial burden for you. I had fun and joy reading it for many years. But I find advertisement on the Internet really invasive. Thus the ad blocker…
What would be a possible amount for me is around 1€ a month.

And sorry if my English is not correct 😉

Hamste
Hamste
6 years ago
Reply to  Selim

If you paid to have the ads removed then you wouldn’t need to turn off your adblocker (the ads being gone makes the two views identical). I suggest if at all possible just give the money on patreon and just leave your adblock up. As bonus you also get some additional comics and if Tim ever becomes bear man you can be a bear leutenient.

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Selim

@ Hamste
“In old country, heretics chase you”?

Selim
Selim
6 years ago
Reply to  Selim

I’ll reply to myself as I can’t reply to Hamste 🙂
Sorry but I like the site, so I’m not going to see the comics on another site (like I don’t want to change my habit). That’s why I suggest to pay for the ad-less site… And 3$ a month is just too much for me 😉 I am also dad to kids and need to keep my budget tight.
But that’s just my opinion.

Christian Storgaard
Christian Storgaard
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

I used to pay, but I would miss comics that were only posted on this site and not on Patreon; is still still a thing or is Patreon now the complete package?

Kaitensatsuma
Kaitensatsuma
6 years ago

Oh I remember this, it was always fun in the Original Sin I to get into a really dramatic talk with one of the two main characters, switch to the other then run around the area looting with glee and stacking boxes around the person I was about to fight.

Good times.

Mizon
Mizon
6 years ago

4 Player Co-Op from the Couch from your childhood

4 player Online Co-op Today, because we have internet we are not those primitive heathens.

Freelance
Freelance
6 years ago

As anybody who has watched Naruto knows, orange is super stealthy!

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Freelance

Not as stealthy as you would be if you had an r, Mastery of Thief, Ninja, Monk, Mystic Knight, Ranger, Samurai, Geomancer and Oracle

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
6 years ago

I’d really love to play this game – it’s getting amazing reviews and is right up my alley – but the fact that it’s only PC is killing me. I sit at a desk for 10 hours a day for work, then another 4 hours for school. From the look of it, there’s no current plans to port to console. To those who have played it – do you need the keyboard, or can you just use a standard XB1 or Switch Pro connected to the computer? If it can be controlled just by a normal controller, then I might… Read more »

Goldmark
Goldmark
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

If you want you could play the first one which is on the consoles and is an amazing game as well with similar concepts and gameplay.

bukschr
bukschr
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I’ve only played with XB1 controller, It works fine.

Nekopanzer
Nekopanzer
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Honestly, you can play anything with an XB1 controller using a third party app like InputMapper. It just maps the keyboard keys to the gamepad buttons.

Dukegonzo
Dukegonzo
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

You can play the game with any pad and it was built into the game from release (unlike the first game) which makes it safe to assume that it will get a console release!

Gustavo
Gustavo
6 years ago

My exact problem with borderlands. When I played SP I could read the story and get all the jokes, but the game was bland as a single player experience. On MP, the game was fun, but cound’t read anything.

Carlin Huberts
Carlin Huberts
6 years ago

So wrong place to ask… But are the sillies over then Tim?

RMagepedia
RMagepedia
6 years ago

Sourcerer
/Sor-sir-rer/
Noun
Synonyms: Citrusmancer, Harold, Protomage
1. One who uses the Source; A Jedi Clone’s origin
2. A mage, wizard, or other thaumaturgist whose powers are centered around the sourness of food, especially citrus and related fruits.
3. A horrifically non-autocorrected mistake that somehow gets into a game

Matt
Matt
6 years ago

Good to see you’re also loving Divinity II, Tim. It’s a fantastic game (we’re still in Fort Joy)!

Louch
Louch
6 years ago

Fun fact, this comic can be designed from any character. Guys, we said we were doing this encounter, but the sourcerer is talking to every NPC…

MasterofBalance
MasterofBalance
3 years ago

The attention span of a squirrel on red bull…