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In The Spirit

December 17, 2018 by Tim


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Andrew
Andrew
6 years ago

Better kill myself. Just to be safe.

Ocramot
Ocramot
6 years ago

Ah, good old Ethan! For a minute I thought he gained a bit of common sense, with the reboot. Phew! 🙂

Brent
Brent
6 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

Considering all that he’s done, I’d say….more than was expected, less than is needed.

Glaedien
Glaedien
6 years ago

I absolutely love that final response.

martiz
martiz
6 years ago

That’s the spirit of goo’ ol’ Tim! 😉
Merry Christmas to all from Berlin, Germany!

Xerius
Xerius
6 years ago
Reply to  martiz

Fröhliche Weihnachten!

MSM007
MSM007
6 years ago

Why worry? If it is he’ll just respawn.

Renae
Renae
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

The scary potential of a very, very dark sequence with him… Okya, off to drink coffee, must have coffee now.

GamerLEN
GamerLEN
6 years ago
Reply to  Renae

There’s a reason characters like Wolverine and Deadpool are either snarling, hyper agressive assholes or giggling lunatics. They heal from anything and put themselves in situations where they’re likely to take damage that would kill most people.

Ethan seems to be leaning more towards “PG Deadpool.” Maybe PG13 for language.

Katrina S
Katrina S
6 years ago
Reply to  Renae

I read a story once, where the main character was stuck in a time loop, … anything touching her when she ‘respawned’ was also carried through with her, but if it was living it died. So she had the bright idea to bring a phoenix in with her … the phoenix kept dieing, and bursting into flames rapidly sucking the oxygen out of the room, causing her to get caught in a respawn loop

inverted4life
inverted4life
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Oh, is he an IGN reviewer when he’s not running a game store and fighting crime? ?

Paladin
Paladin
2 months ago
Reply to  Tim

When he asked if it was poisonous though it would be fun to answer “possibly, some say eating it can make you lose your powers, temporary. Better not die for a while.”

Brent
Brent
6 years ago

It started sticking to him and wouldn’t let go! Of course he had to defend himself!

Zyrath35
Zyrath35
6 years ago

Fröhliche Weihnachten!

flipdaddy
flipdaddy
6 years ago

So, basically Ethan is a cat

Darkelf1951
Darkelf1951
6 years ago

No it is not poisonous, but it can block the small intestines, resulting and a visit to the ER, resulting to a move to the operating room were the doctors will cut a four to eight inch long opening to the intestines and pull them out to find the blockage and then remove by cutting open the intestines and the sewing then back together and and closing you back up. Expect a stay in the hospital of eight to ten days. and a massive bill, and be out of work for two months.

Tumbleweed
Tumbleweed
6 years ago
Reply to  Darkelf1951

an oddly specific answer.

Dan
Dan
6 years ago

I have a feeling that having a kid is very influential to the author’s process and I like that.

Hash
Hash
6 years ago
Reply to  Dan

As a parent to a 6 year old. I totally agree!!

GamerLEN
GamerLEN
6 years ago
Reply to  Hash

… bigods that would explain so much.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
6 years ago

Obviously Ethan played too much Final Fantasy, so it was impossible for him to see Garland as anything other than a boss fight. Mystery solved!

William
William
6 years ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Ethan hates JRPGs though haha

Him.
Him.
6 years ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Darn it you beat me to it

Alex
Alex
6 years ago

It’s good to see the A&D Ethan still has some of his old CAD Ethan characteristics. Merry Christmas Tim

Him.
Him.
6 years ago

Garland is very bad for you- a little bit isn’t too much of an issue, but if you have a lot of it then you will end up with a thriving mass of Chaos in your gullet. If you accidentally ingest a large amount of Garland, be sure to get plenty of light and avoid time travel. A quick trip to the ER won’t hurt either.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
6 years ago
Reply to  Him.

It’ll knock him all down.

James Rye
James Rye
6 years ago

“Why do all your answers create only more questions?”
It’s Ethan.
Man, can you imagine what life must have been for Ethan parents when he was a little child? XD

Him.
Him.
6 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

“Ethan, do you want to go to that Chinese restaurant for your birthday?” was asked once, long ago.

It took them 5 years to successfully clean up the fallout.

James Rye
James Rye
6 years ago
Reply to  Him.

Now I kinda wanna see some flashbacks to when Lucas and Ethan were children. XDDD

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
6 years ago

Depending on how much, and what length the garland was, it would almost be better if it WAS poisonous.

I mean, has anyone ever had a dog who liked to eat hair or string? It’s not exactly fun to extract afterwards.

Him.
Him.
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Don’t worry, Lucas is a skilled user of the classic “Fist-to-the-Gut” maneuver.

Him.
Him.
6 years ago
Reply to  Him.

For reference 🙂

wkz
wkz
6 years ago

Latest note in advertisement annoyance: Grab adds auto-enables sound. Heard it twice thus far despite not remotely having my mouse in that corner…

lemon wrangler
lemon wrangler
6 years ago

Recently watched black mirror:The Black Museum, and boy, the concepts are rather close, comparing & contrasting writing styles and intentions is terrifyingly lovely! cheers!

Tyler
Tyler
6 years ago

This honestly made my day.

Alex
Alex
5 years ago

Ahahaha XD
Totally relating to the last two lines.

Omg!
Omg!
5 years ago

The blinking of the xmas lights was sending secret binary messages to the Ninja Robots, then Ethan epically fought against the evil lights swallowing some garland in the process.