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Drop In, p2

October 21, 2020 by Tim


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Pal87
Pal87
4 years ago

Let’s see how many down votes I can get this time.

First.

Rex Vivat
Rex Vivat
4 years ago
Reply to  Pal87

Allow me to contribute to your tally.

foducool
foducool
4 years ago
Reply to  Pal87

well, if that is a challenge…

Gnarph
Gnarph
4 years ago
Reply to  Pal87

… No. That would be what you want. I’ll rather upvote and keep your score as close to 0 as possible. 😛

Ocramot
Ocramot
4 years ago
Reply to  Gnarph

What if that was reverse psychology?

Soag
Soag
4 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

Then zero gives him no feedback. A perfect solution :P.

Michael
Michael
4 years ago
Reply to  Soag

Perfectly balanced. as all things should be.

J-Kitty
J-Kitty
2 years ago
Reply to  Michael

I HAVE DONE IT!! I HAVE BROUGHT BALANCE TO THE FEEDBACK I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!

Pal87
Pal87
4 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

One will never know.

Do I crave down votes as a challenge or do I want to write first without being down voted?

I’ll leave it to the good people of CAD to figure it out.

Freddie
Freddie
4 years ago
Reply to  Pal87

I have upvoted the first, but I shall now downvote this one. Why? I will not tell you! BWAHAHAAaaaaaaaa

Snark
Snark
4 years ago
Reply to  Gnarph

How very neutral of you 😉

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
4 years ago
Reply to  Pal87

Welcome to the CAD Comments Section, where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

That’s right; the points are just like the PS4 and XBox One’s user base size, by the end of this year.

Lumi
Lumi
4 years ago
Reply to  Pal87

Don’t you have anything better to do?

leduk
leduk
4 years ago
Reply to  Pal87

take my upvote, as usual

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
4 years ago

“I installed this screen here to challenge you to… VERBAL KOMBAT!”

Gnarph
Gnarph
4 years ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

“All I see is Cheeto Dust” … Fatality!!

Ocramot
Ocramot
4 years ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Very well, you fight like a farmer.

southpawfrenzy
southpawfrenzy
4 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

“dairy farmer”. And how appropriate, because you fight like a cow!

Nineintheafternoon
Nineintheafternoon
4 years ago
Reply to  southpawfrenzy

Reminds me of this scene from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
https://youtu.be/LxXjsQbCZR8

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

How fitting, you fight like a cow.

Jacob
Jacob
4 years ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

And just like that, I heard the scream and the theme song start, well played sir.

toughluck
toughluck
4 years ago

Yeah, quite obvious that he wouldn’t stay around if he knew there was risk that the Xbot would give away the location of his base.

I just wonder what kind of trap he planned for Analog and D-Pad.

foducool
foducool
4 years ago
Reply to  toughluck

that crt screen is actually a disguised lcd screen, the huge amount of space in the back is filled with enough TNT to blow up the whole block

Dodgy
Dodgy
4 years ago
Reply to  toughluck

Probably a bear trap. I mean, that’s what I would do!

foducool
foducool
4 years ago

gotta piss off the villain lmao

Bwauder
Bwauder
4 years ago

Looks and sounds like he didn’t have enough time to finish whatever the plan was.
Well, at least the traffic cone had a good time.

HappyWyvern
HappyWyvern
4 years ago

I’m a little concerned that this guy was actually able to produce a fully sentient XBot… Could there be the masters master and this guy is in fact a Decker style unaware robot… Or am i being a little too M Night Shyamalan about this?

Draguss
Draguss
4 years ago
Reply to  HappyWyvern

Well I mean, the original Zeke was made by original Ethan, so maybe bumbling foolishness is somehow a requisite for creating AI?

HappyWyvern
HappyWyvern
4 years ago
Reply to  Draguss

Hmmm… didnt think of that, Touche Draguss Touche 😀

Anon200
Anon200
4 years ago
Reply to  HappyWyvern

Probably just an idiot savant type of person who has been left without human company for a rather long time.

Pulse
Pulse
4 years ago

why do people with insane knowledge and computer skills always go to cheetos? that dust just ruins everything! so sticky and gross as it builds up on the keyboard.

Glaedien
Glaedien
4 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

It’s not my proudest moment, but I did discover that chopsticks and cheetos are a perfect match. It’s the only way they’re allowed within 10 feet of my keyboard and controllers.

Kenju
Kenju
4 years ago
Reply to  Glaedien

But, then you don’t get to disturb people by sucking the dust and cheese off your fingers 🙁

Scott
Scott
4 years ago
Reply to  Glaedien

Wouldn’t a spoon be easier?

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
4 years ago
Reply to  Glaedien

Yep, ready access to disposable hospital gloves here ftw.

Ocramot
Ocramot
4 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

What if Cheetos is the secret to achieve knowledge and skill? :O

Johnny 5
Johnny 5
4 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

More like obesity.

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
4 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

That’s what napkins are for.

Phil
Phil
4 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

Gentlemen go for Doritos and the Dew. LOL

GamerLEN
GamerLEN
4 years ago

“Ah, our nemesis reveals himself at last. You must be the Nefarious Neckbeard!”

Clell
Clell
4 years ago

The Cheeto residue does kinda negate any sense of doom the guy projects.
I mean, can you imagine taking people like Luthor, the Joker, Dr. Doom, Kang, or Thanos seriously if any of them had Cheeto dust on their mouths and fingers?

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Clell

If it’s the Joker, I’d take him very seriously.

Michael
Michael
4 years ago
Reply to  Clell

Joker’s cheeto-dust would be a deadly chemical if ingested and he’s been force-feeding them to his victims.

Kaitensatsuma
Kaitensatsuma
4 years ago

See, I prefer Funyuns for this exact reason

Crowsair
Crowsair
4 years ago

Christ man you are rolling natural 1s on your Evil Villain looks. Presentation matters.

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
4 years ago

That made me laugh

Detton
Detton
4 years ago

CHARISMA ISN’T A DUMP STAT, DAMNIT

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Detton

A dump stat should totally be a thing. Sometimes you have two bad rolls …

Detton
Detton
4 years ago
Reply to  7eggert

I played one D&D campaign where we did the full rolls for stats thing. I ended up with a character that had a 13 as their highest stat.

Never again. Point buy for life.

Leon
Leon
4 years ago

Aw poop. I wanted bears…..

Hawk11nw
Hawk11nw
4 years ago

“looks like you sucked off a traffic cone” choked on my coffee on that one! Needed a refill anyway.
Brilliant!

Doodm4n
Doodm4n
4 years ago
Reply to  Hawk11nw

I was thinking the same. It is even funnier if you picture Batman or similar Super telling their quarry that. I legit lol’d in my office at work…

Hawk11nw
Hawk11nw
4 years ago
Reply to  Doodm4n

Same Doodm4n!

Him.
Him.
4 years ago

M: “The Master!”
E: “The…Gamemaster?”
M: “No. Never that. Never call ANYONE that.”
L: “Ethan, what the hell is wrong with you?”

Graham Best
Graham Best
4 years ago

The first five minutes of EVERY. SINGLE. video call is checking if it’s on.

JozMk.II
JozMk.II
4 years ago

XD Lucas’ interruption at the end is priceless!!!

Michael
Michael
4 years ago
Reply to  JozMk.II

The last line sounds more like an Ethan thing to say.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
4 years ago

Broadcast him to Youtube with captions. All it will take will be one ‘So That’s where my cones went! No it’s okay, you can keep them.’ to destroy him forever.

Merendel
Merendel
4 years ago

Oh god. That traffic cone quip still has me laughing out loud.

FlashPointStream
FlashPointStream
4 years ago

The cheetos dust seems out of character here.
I can’t see this guy not eating cheetos with chopsticks, it just fits his entire weeb mentality.

Austin Mills
Austin Mills
4 years ago

I know the guy’s nuts – and after the face reveal honestly pathetic – but while controlling his robot ninjas he at least knew how to present himself as a proper villain: the lead robot he spoke through having a samurai-esque helmet, the ominous silhouette on the monitor…he’s got no need for those since they know what he looks like now, but at least he could’ve kept the showmanship by having the TV ready and NOT having Cheeto dust on him. It’s like he’s not even the same guy anymore. Took someone who was unhinged but intimidating because of his… Read more »

Halosty
Halosty
4 years ago

Upon review, I’m very concerned about one thing. If that’s the TV from the first panel, the wire doesn’t appear to be plugged into anything. Superpowers, or just not enough resolution to see a place it plugs into the floor?

krabcat
krabcat
4 years ago
Reply to  Halosty

it runs behind the pole and down off screen to the bottom right

i would be more concerned with the fact hat it is a CRT tv, possibly some sort of sonic device, amplifying the whine to explode their heads

Mr_Meng
Mr_Meng
4 years ago

This guy makes Mike Nelson(Destroyer of Worlds!) seem like an actual evil genius.

Reso
Reso
3 years ago

Panel 2, I somehow read “Just stay Albert” and WTF’d.