Immortal Empires came out for Total Warhammer 3, and with it the ability to “one more turn” myself through time in the blink of an eye. Oh it’s 9pm? “One more turn.” Lookit that, suddenly it’s 2am!
First person to guess the faction I’m playing based on what I’m dealing with gets a gold star.
Greenskins? You’re north of Nehekara, that one I’m pretty sure off
Nope!
Tomb kings and dwarves as ennemies, allied with the skavens? My bet is you were playing Wurrzag
No WAAAGH for me this campaign 🙂
Orks orks orks orks!
I’m guessing green skins, possible wurrag or skasnik. Outside chance you Vampire counts that went south instead of north into the empire, Vlad would be my guess if it’s VC
Vlad is in Sylvania, it would be Manfred
That is correct but if you go south through the mountains from Sylvania you get to the same area he’s talking about. Vald has much more interactions with the Dwarfs then Manfred.
I guess Khorne. You’re right there in the thunder bowl and he’s the most likely of that bunch to ally with clan mors.
I would guess you were playing greenskins by the description. but im probably wrong. Kroq-Gar was my original guess until you said you made friends with the rat people.
I also thought Korq-Gar (best lord from the best faction ;)), but yes, Skaven friendship for him might be unlikely. Although in WH2 I played as Imrik and was best buddy with Snitchk. We wiped out pretty much half of the world together. 😀
Gonna guess Skarbrand, cause that sounds exactly like the experience I’m having now.
I tend to do this with books a lot. “One more page”.
Fifth book of Wheel of Time I picked up for the first time around 9:30, thinking I’d read for a while before bed.
Fell asleep around 6AM with ~50 pages to guy.
Like… Fires of heaven? really? I mean, of all of the books, I don’t think I could spend more than two hours at a time on anything from 5-8… They were sooooo boring….
Fires of Heaven, the first time i read it was AMAZING. soooo good. “The fifth I give you” sooo good. but it does slow down on the reread hard. amazing series. you will love it. it only gets better. except Faile. she never gets better.
Skarbrand, Mannfred, Wurrzag, or Malagor hmm
But since Dwarf’s were to first war target I’d guess Wurrzag.
Trick question: You’re playing all the factions because you keep restarting.
(…. that’s what i’d do.)
Star Wars Galaxies. Stayed up playing and it wasn’t until the sun started peeking through my window did I realize the time. 6am.
I’m taking a stroll in the snow, forcefully making new friends.
I’d say a dark elf faction, maybe Malekith, you got dwarves and tomb king nearby, and skaven not so far away.
Or Taurox
Wow, even RR Martin’s head would explode…..
I think you might have been playing as The Lizardmen, the ones that start out by the Desert, last Guardians or whatever they are called ?
*The next morning.*
Honey, you won’t believe the dream I had last night…
Only one pestilent, friendly uncle can make friends with the scurrying filthy rats: Nurgle
If there is any RL to this comic, your wife must love you. ?
So with my rusty knowledge of warhammer fantasy (aos victim) and the teaser trailer of total war warhammer 3 in mind I would make a guess for chaos which could also explain the pact with the skaven. But I could also make a case for catay though I don’t know if they have some dwarfes there
Oh come on, with how shotgun spread the factions are you could be almost anywhere. Also being saved by skaven? Man you should feel ashamed of yourself, ashamed! Not even a skaven would admit to that.
That’s… actually really hard. Now that the map is so big and they’ve added more stuff the enemies you describe could be in multiple places
Yeah I realize that XD If it narrows it down, the Sand Zombies are to my south, and now some Wood Elves don’t like me because of my friendliness with the rats.
Is it Slaughterhorn?
No 🙂
Hmm, My original guess was Skarbrand maybe malagor (but you don’t own as much stuff with beastman to have stolen), but if the wood elves only don’t like you cause you’ve buddied up with the skaven, i’m kinda inclined to think you’re playing skrag and either you or the sand zombies have jumped the bay (or you’re using sand zombies for vampire coast instead of tomb kings)
Oh shit, you got it XD I am indeed playing Skrag/Ogres. And yeah, Settra trucked all the way up from his desert down south to try and take my stuff around the Western Border Princes. Had to keep chasing him around the peninsula while dealing with the Dwarves to the north.
But Ikit Claw is my pal, and helps out 🙂
Ikit is best, smartest rat, yes yes
Are you playing Rapanse? That’d be my guess based on the nearby factions you mentioned. I almost played her first, but I had to go with the dragonboi Imrik
Is it Imrik “You may gaze upon my glory” of Caledor?
I’m guessing Mannfred Von Carstein, fight the good fight Tim!
Skarbrand
You’re playing Dark Elves. Either Naggarond or Har Ganeth
It’s sooo cool to be over 40 and single because you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone 😀 Plus noone interupts you playing video games. It’s still difficult if you have a day job though.
Serves you right for wronging the dawi
SKARBRAND!!! Is my guess
…Damn, all I really know well is 40k. Rat people allies… that takes out most of Order. Zombies attacking you means not Death, and I don’t think Orks would ally with Skaven, so you must be with Chaos. I’m gonna go with Chaos Undivided, I’m guessing you as a jack-of-all-trades guy rather than a specialist in one particular Chaos god.
Man I am loving IE, just finished my first campaign as Malagor and Ikit was my best bud….I already did the 3am oopsies lol
Easy, Skarbrand.
I’m guessing Mannfred. I don’t mind allying with the Skaven then.
You seek blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne
I would have to agree with robk the orks are concentrated in the deserts and mountains north of nehekara
I’m actually amazed that the Skaven came to ANYONE’S rescue, honestly. Aren’t they the most murder happy faction, particularly of their own kind? To the point that if they’re NOT fighting someone, they suffer from overpopulation and explosive breeding?
Bejron from WoW can beat them all
Nekron*