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Lucid

August 29, 2022 by Tim

Immortal Empires came out for Total Warhammer 3, and with it the ability to “one more turn” myself through time in the blink of an eye. Oh it’s 9pm? “One more turn.” Lookit that, suddenly it’s 2am!

First person to guess the faction I’m playing based on what I’m dealing with gets a gold star.


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Robk
Robk
5 months ago

Greenskins? You’re north of Nehekara, that one I’m pretty sure off

Beriel
Beriel
5 months ago

Tomb kings and dwarves as ennemies, allied with the skavens? My bet is you were playing Wurrzag

Erik
Erik
5 months ago

Orks orks orks orks!

Matt
Matt
5 months ago

I’m guessing green skins, possible wurrag or skasnik. Outside chance you Vampire counts that went south instead of north into the empire, Vlad would be my guess if it’s VC

The Watcher
The Watcher
5 months ago
Reply to  Matt

Vlad is in Sylvania, it would be Manfred

Matt
Matt
4 months ago
Reply to  The Watcher

That is correct but if you go south through the mountains from Sylvania you get to the same area he’s talking about. Vald has much more interactions with the Dwarfs then Manfred.

Rets
Rets
5 months ago

I guess Khorne. You’re right there in the thunder bowl and he’s the most likely of that bunch to ally with clan mors.

Matthew Quilty
Matthew Quilty
5 months ago

I would guess you were playing greenskins by the description. but im probably wrong. Kroq-Gar was my original guess until you said you made friends with the rat people.

European
European
5 months ago
Reply to  Matthew Quilty

I also thought Korq-Gar (best lord from the best faction ;)), but yes, Skaven friendship for him might be unlikely. Although in WH2 I played as Imrik and was best buddy with Snitchk. We wiped out pretty much half of the world together. 😀

Psykologis
Psykologis
5 months ago

Gonna guess Skarbrand, cause that sounds exactly like the experience I’m having now.

Alex Pendragon
Alex Pendragon
5 months ago

I tend to do this with books a lot. “One more page”.

Zair
Zair
5 months ago
Reply to  Alex Pendragon

Fifth book of Wheel of Time I picked up for the first time around 9:30, thinking I’d read for a while before bed.

Fell asleep around 6AM with ~50 pages to guy.

Timmeh
Timmeh
4 months ago
Reply to  Zair

Like… Fires of heaven? really? I mean, of all of the books, I don’t think I could spend more than two hours at a time on anything from 5-8… They were sooooo boring….

Matthew Quilty
Matthew Quilty
4 months ago
Reply to  Zair

Fires of Heaven, the first time i read it was AMAZING. soooo good. “The fifth I give you” sooo good. but it does slow down on the reread hard. amazing series. you will love it. it only gets better. except Faile. she never gets better.

Mathijs
Mathijs
5 months ago

Skarbrand, Mannfred, Wurrzag, or Malagor hmm
But since Dwarf’s were to first war target I’d guess Wurrzag.

David
David
5 months ago

Trick question: You’re playing all the factions because you keep restarting.

(…. that’s what i’d do.)

FITSniper
FITSniper
5 months ago

Star Wars Galaxies. Stayed up playing and it wasn’t until the sun started peeking through my window did I realize the time. 6am.

Zomby
Zomby
5 months ago

I’m taking a stroll in the snow, forcefully making new friends.

Zomby
Zomby
5 months ago

I’d say a dark elf faction, maybe Malekith, you got dwarves and tomb king nearby, and skaven not so far away.

TheZomby
TheZomby
5 months ago
Reply to  Zomby

Or Taurox

Leon
Leon
5 months ago

Wow, even RR Martin’s head would explode…..

Tredento
Tredento
5 months ago

I think you might have been playing as The Lizardmen, the ones that start out by the Desert, last Guardians or whatever they are called 🤔

tiamattt
tiamattt
5 months ago

*The next morning.*

Honey, you won’t believe the dream I had last night…

Kethian
Kethian
5 months ago

Only one pestilent, friendly uncle can make friends with the scurrying filthy rats: Nurgle

The Legacy
The Legacy
5 months ago

If there is any RL to this comic, your wife must love you. 😅

Thraxas
Thraxas
5 months ago

So with my rusty knowledge of warhammer fantasy (aos victim) and the teaser trailer of total war warhammer 3 in mind I would make a guess for chaos which could also explain the pact with the skaven. But I could also make a case for catay though I don’t know if they have some dwarfes there

Jaeger
Jaeger
5 months ago

Oh come on, with how shotgun spread the factions are you could be almost anywhere. Also being saved by skaven? Man you should feel ashamed of yourself, ashamed! Not even a skaven would admit to that.

Don't_Fear_Phil
Don't_Fear_Phil
5 months ago

That’s… actually really hard. Now that the map is so big and they’ve added more stuff the enemies you describe could be in multiple places

Tieskevo
Tieskevo
5 months ago
Reply to  Tim

Is it Slaughterhorn?

kinshotaki
kinshotaki
5 months ago
Reply to  Tim

Hmm, My original guess was Skarbrand maybe malagor (but you don’t own as much stuff with beastman to have stolen), but if the wood elves only don’t like you cause you’ve buddied up with the skaven, i’m kinda inclined to think you’re playing skrag and either you or the sand zombies have jumped the bay (or you’re using sand zombies for vampire coast instead of tomb kings)

Rakshiir
Rakshiir
4 months ago
Reply to  Tim

Ikit is best, smartest rat, yes yes

Michael Blanchard
Michael Blanchard
5 months ago

Are you playing Rapanse? That’d be my guess based on the nearby factions you mentioned. I almost played her first, but I had to go with the dragonboi Imrik

Eter van Saté en Kippensoep
Eter van Saté en Kippensoep
5 months ago

Is it Imrik “You may gaze upon my glory” of Caledor?

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
5 months ago

I’m guessing Mannfred Von Carstein, fight the good fight Tim!

ltmarcos
ltmarcos
5 months ago

Skarbrand

Guildcrest
Guildcrest
5 months ago

You’re playing Dark Elves. Either Naggarond or Har Ganeth

Phaet
Phaet
5 months ago

It’s sooo cool to be over 40 and single because you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone 😀 Plus noone interupts you playing video games. It’s still difficult if you have a day job though.

Grumbaki
Grumbaki
4 months ago

Serves you right for wronging the dawi

Dylan
Dylan
4 months ago

SKARBRAND!!! Is my guess

Yte Black
Yte Black
4 months ago

…Damn, all I really know well is 40k. Rat people allies… that takes out most of Order. Zombies attacking you means not Death, and I don’t think Orks would ally with Skaven, so you must be with Chaos. I’m gonna go with Chaos Undivided, I’m guessing you as a jack-of-all-trades guy rather than a specialist in one particular Chaos god.

Dan Mako
Dan Mako
4 months ago

Man I am loving IE, just finished my first campaign as Malagor and Ikit was my best bud….I already did the 3am oopsies lol

John
John
4 months ago

Easy, Skarbrand.

Ryan Feil
Ryan Feil
4 months ago

I’m guessing Mannfred. I don’t mind allying with the Skaven then.

03bbrevenge
03bbrevenge
4 months ago

You seek blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne

Titan5
Titan5
4 months ago

I would have to agree with robk the orks are concentrated in the deserts and mountains north of nehekara

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
4 months ago

I’m actually amazed that the Skaven came to ANYONE’S rescue, honestly. Aren’t they the most murder happy faction, particularly of their own kind? To the point that if they’re NOT fighting someone, they suffer from overpopulation and explosive breeding?