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The Console War: Crossroads, p2

March 25, 2024 by Tim


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Flanker
Flanker
7 months ago

I don’t get this rock disguise joke, can someone help?

A different Tim
A different Tim
7 months ago
Reply to  Flanker

My interpretation is that they shot an actual rock, and thought they were attacking an enemy.

John
John
7 months ago

My best guess too, unless theres a rock or rock-like skin for a Ps5?

gnarph
gnarph
7 months ago
Reply to  John

Maybe a reference to prop hunt in COD?

Gilles Volluz
Gilles Volluz
7 months ago
Reply to  Flanker

It might be a reference to Divinity: Original Sins where the stealth mode is basically the character becoming a rock, a barrel, a bush, depending on the environment – very funny 😛

TomB
TomB
7 months ago
Reply to  Gilles Volluz

That reminds me of a zombie vs. humans PC game (long enough I don’t recall the game anymore) where you started with one zombie and then every one they killed made the zombie side stronger while the humans tried to do tasks to get to an exit of some varied sort. Someone came up with a level where most or all of the zombies were barrels (and there were many similar non-zombie barrels for confusion). “That ones moving!” “No, it is a barrel.” Or “What?” (as barrel hammers someone who didn’t see it coming) I seem to recall the catch… Read more »

Jason
Jason
7 months ago
Reply to  Flanker

you’re overthinking it. He was so intent on earning the achievement that he shot a rock and presumed it to be a PS5

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
7 months ago

Wait until you hear about the solicitude of sharing barracks too.

Graeme
Graeme
7 months ago

I got to admit I love the idea of the console wars though I wonder if somewhere in this world the PC’s are just sitting back been isolationist

Gilles Volluz
Gilles Volluz
7 months ago
Reply to  Graeme

PCs don’t do war. We let that to the plebe.

SuperExoticShrub
SuperExoticShrub
7 months ago
Reply to  Graeme

He’s shown the PC’s before. They view the console war like an advanced culture viewing a primitive conflict.

Not that Brian
Not that Brian
7 months ago

AFK tours was a fun strip

Graeme
Graeme
7 months ago
Reply to  Not that Brian

Forgot that strip lol

RblDiver
RblDiver
7 months ago
Reply to  Not that Brian

For ease of others’ viewing pleasure:
https://cad-comic.com/comic/console-war-p64/

The Legacy
The Legacy
7 months ago
Reply to  RblDiver

Thank you!| I remember that strip now! 😂 Accurate.

Anon
Anon
7 months ago

“It’s almost as if this isn’t a war at all, but a marketplace for leisure activities with a largely shared market population where any of us alienating a part of the user base reduces the market for all of us!’
“Always was.”

Sayer
Sayer
7 months ago
Reply to  Anon

No! More stupid tribalism!

TomB
TomB
7 months ago
Reply to  Sayer

Seems to be popular around the globe…

Phaet
Phaet
7 months ago

Personally I don’t like these stories about robots fighting since I like funny stories better.
Yes, I may be in minority so I’ll just wait patiently until Ethan comes back. Hey, been reading this comic for over 15 years I think 😀

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
7 months ago
Reply to  Phaet

You might want to double-check your definition of ‘waiting patiently’.

Phaet
Phaet
7 months ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

I’m not rushing anyone, not saying “goddamit not this again” and I’m still here and will be here (this comic will outlive me). If that’s not patience then I don’t know what is.

VibrantEvolution
VibrantEvolution
7 months ago
Reply to  Phaet

If you go to the zoo and you don’t like the penguins then you walk past the penguins and enjoy the rest of the zoo. You don’t tell everybody who is watching them that you don’t like them.

It’s fine you don’t like the topic of this comic for whatever reason but why have the need to share this?

leduk
leduk
7 months ago
Reply to  Phaet

dont you dare have a different opinion

Anon A Mouse
Anon A Mouse
7 months ago
Reply to  Phaet

You’re opinion is fine, but don’t say you like “funny stories” better, because plenty of us find these stories funny. To be honest, I’ve found the Ethan stories to be less funny( not unfunny, just less ), and these side comics are more about jokes.

Thundervolt
Thundervolt
7 months ago

Dear Tim,
I love your work, and I understand taking a pause now and then and telling us other stories.
I’m still upset with you for leaving us on a nice cliffhanger, and going on a separate comic.
So, let me say with all the frustration this brings me.
WTF, Come on!!!

Jacob
Jacob
7 months ago
Reply to  Thundervolt

For future reference, Tim’s comics seem to match those of print, where a given story has an arc over 24 pages. The cliffhanger shouldn’t be surprising when you realize it is on page 24, left to whet your appetite for the next issue.

VibrantEvolution
VibrantEvolution
7 months ago
Reply to  Thundervolt

This is the first time you’ve noticed a cliffhanger in these comics? 😮