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Confidence, p17

January 24, 2025 by Tim


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G.u.a
G.u.a
11 hours ago

For years I believed I’m the only one thinking about this…

ears
ears
11 hours ago
Reply to  G.u.a

Were you thinking blueberry or magnesium fire? It’s usually the neon pink one for me.

Blackthorne
Blackthorne
10 hours ago
Reply to  ears

But how will we keep the asparagus dry?

ears
ears
10 hours ago
Reply to  Blackthorne

By the way of Regret. A lot of regretting has to be done anyway, might as well dry two birds with one stoner. It’s what the pineapple is for in the first place.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
2 hours ago
Reply to  ears

I’ve always found it more effective to use a grapefruit. Instead of the eels of course.

Marseyais13
Marseyais13
11 hours ago

pretty sure Lucas just had a risky idea to try to confirm if Ethan still has his powers or not.
But is it linked to something a cop could help with ? The word crushing ?
Mmmh..

Victor
Victor
11 hours ago

Ethan is enrolling in cop school.

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
10 hours ago
Reply to  Victor

The idea being that Ethan is going to look snazzy in a unifrom. Lucas is right, it IS crazy… but worth considering, nonetheless.

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
9 hours ago
Reply to  Victor

With Ethan, I think it’s more like Police Academy than cop school though.

Last edited 9 hours ago by DerGrimmigeZwerg
7eggert
7eggert
2 hours ago

With Lucas it’s Blue Oyster Club. (Have fun)

Daniel
Daniel
11 hours ago

Oh! Oh! Can Ben be used to reach the guy who made the “antidote” and find out what it really was?

Mike
Mike
2 hours ago
Reply to  Daniel

Look through Troll’s mom’s basement to determine how he made it, fallow the paperwork if he got it from someone else, probably confirm that the whole thing was bunk.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
10 hours ago

Ben gets Live target practice. Ethan gets powers confirmation and +dodging.

JozMk.II
JozMk.II
9 hours ago

Methinks Lucas is thinking of seeing if Ben would be willing to pull some strings to get that “antidote” analyzed in forensics. And although it’d be risky, maybe have them take a look at biological samples of Ethan as well.

Mor
Mor
6 hours ago

An idea concerning an electric eel and a pineapple? Now I’m kind of intrigued…

LazerWulf
LazerWulf
6 hours ago
Reply to  Mor

Reminds me of the old Chef Brian comics.

Drew
Drew
6 hours ago
Reply to  LazerWulf

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS! Damn I miss Chef Brian.

AppleNorris
AppleNorris
6 hours ago

Has Lucas thought about procuring adenosine through Ben? It is used to chemically restart heart, so technically Ethan would be dead… For about 10 seconds.

Algonar
Algonar
5 hours ago
Reply to  AppleNorris

And then…respawn, while his previous body comes back to life?
TWO Ethans?!

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
5 hours ago
Reply to  AppleNorris

The problem is that it might not work. My feeling is that ‘game logic’ is applied to his deaths. We see him sometimes respawn way before any death can have set in. Sometimes he seems to suffer for a long time. It is irregular. That is because game logic isn’t consistent. In some games you’re dead the moment an arm falls off. In others you can bind the wound and continue. I feel it is to do with how he’s hit and the game feeling it has. That means that if you use game narrative, you could wound Ethan much… Read more »

Thomas
Thomas
6 hours ago

Is the cop beau going to be the cop at the desk? Oh goodness.

naustghoul
naustghoul
5 hours ago

Frickin comic is so serious all the ti…

“the thought with the electric eel and the pinapple?”

Annnnnnnd there is the funny I have been reading for so long. Back on track now *choo choo*

luckyfalkor84
luckyfalkor84
4 hours ago

Ethan dies in some horrific ill-advised batman stunt recreation and simply poofs back into existence like nothing happened. The thing that makes me wonder about Ethan’s power of respawn is, how far does it go? When you die in an actual video game, you don’t ever actually restart with absolutely nothing when you go back to your last spawn point. You the player retains the knowledge of how it happened and can plan for it next time around. It is clear Ethan remembers what leads to his demise when he re-spawns; he has explained before that even though he knows he… Read more »

Last edited 4 hours ago by luckyfalkor84
Scott
Scott
3 hours ago

“But how will we get the monkeys into the tutus, Brain?”

foducool
foducool
2 hours ago

pinky and the brain moment lmao