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Aspirations

September 1, 2021 by Tim


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Tim
Tim
3 years ago

Ouch, this one must sting…

John Swift
John Swift
3 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Ya, what a way to start another issue. heh…

Vedrit
Vedrit
3 years ago
Reply to  Tim

I dunno, by the look on Ethan’s face, it seems like it’s something he’s tired of hearing.

foducool
foducool
3 years ago

ouch, that hurts right here in my meow meow

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
3 years ago

Just to ask them for their signature?

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
3 years ago

I swear, some people would find a reason to whine about ANYTHING these days.

ir8munk33
ir8munk33
3 years ago

ouch

Bwauder
Bwauder
3 years ago

Almost like getting caught by the mall security guy who moves fastest on the Segway.

Daniel Sørensen
Daniel Sørensen
3 years ago

Are we getting an arc focusing on them being small unknown heroes, and how that might not be enough anymore? OR something along those lines. I hope so, since anyone, who had devoted years to risking their lives, might want some recognition, even though that wasn’t necessary to begin with.

ParanoidNutcase
ParanoidNutcase
3 years ago

Loser criminals get the b squad.

Dagroth
Dagroth
3 years ago

Assuming Captain Prime and Decibelle are more powerful and higher league than Analog and D-Pad, they probably have more important things to do, than chasing petty thieves, so that makes sense.

Similiar to why, in the Marvel Universe, we didn’t see, say, Iron Man doing this kind of hero work.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  Dagroth

Pshaw. You know, the life of a superhero isn’t all the intense moment-to-moment, end-of-the-world stuff that happens in a two-hour movie. Sure, they have a wild weekend every now and then, but that doesn’t mean they don’t still go to the grocery store, file their taxes, pick up the kids from daycare, mow the lawn.

I mean, I assume. I’ve never seen an MCU movie.

And if Cap sees someone holding up the 7/11 while he’s picking up Doritos? Yeah, I don’t see him standing by and thinking, “eh, the cops have this, game’s on in twenty.”

Last edited 3 years ago by Eldest Gruff
TomB
TomB
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Iron Man would likely intervene too. But most of the time, he’d have someone else pick up his stuff at the grocery store and deliver it or have the food sent up from some nice resto or go out to one. He was hugely wealthy and famous and busy, so he didn’t have time for a lot of the mundane stuff. Now, many heroes aren’t rich (I have no idea how Cap/Steve Rogers pays for a place to live given we never see him having a job) and probably do have more mundane existences. Especially heroes who have not been… Read more »

Nekoblast
Nekoblast
3 years ago
Reply to  TomB

Cap is probably on a pention as a retired war vet, though idk how well that pays. Maybe he gets royalties for his image being used? or maybe he just crashes at shield or some hero hq most of the time, though I be he eats like a horse.

Dagroth
Dagroth
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Sure, they’d intervene if they saw it happen. But on a regular basis, it depends if they are patrolling and on the lookout for petty crimes like that, the way I think Analog and D-pad do.

lechuckGL
lechuckGL
3 years ago
Reply to  Dagroth

Batman also stops small criminals from time to time.

Dagroth
Dagroth
3 years ago
Reply to  lechuckGL

Sure, but Batman’s main thing is fighting crime, that’s why he became Batman in the first place.

James Rye
James Rye
3 years ago

Yeah, that’s Ethan should tell him. Self-burns are best burns.

7eggert
7eggert
3 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

Ethan prefers deadly burns, they don’t leave scars.

Yakumo
Yakumo
3 years ago

Not cool! No hero rank/shaming Bro!

Yakumo
Yakumo
3 years ago
Reply to  Yakumo

Sorry, no hero rank/rating shaming Bro!

Mordred
Mordred
3 years ago

Ethan villain turn confirmed

Dom
Dom
3 years ago

Ahaaa, he wanted to meet some hero girls. Now I get it.

Michael
Michael
3 years ago

Beggars can’t be choosers.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
3 years ago

They got off lucky. If he finds out they were stealing a PS5 shipment to scalp them on ebay <i>he</i> would have to be restrained.

The rAt
The rAt
3 years ago

“Look at it this way, you’re getting in on the ground floor. Wait, no, that’s your friend over there.”

C. Mage
C. Mage
3 years ago

“Yeah, I know what you mean. I wish I could catch a REAL villain, but all we get are two-bit crooks like YOU…”

TomB
TomB
3 years ago
Reply to  C. Mage

“Imagine how disappointed we are. We thought we might get a really dangerous foe like ChairFace but instead we got you D grade buffoons… at least we’ll get to go home and have a beer while you go to jail…”

TomB
TomB
3 years ago
Reply to  TomB

I just remembered: A friend of mine was working for Border Services or Immigration (he has worked for both) and was interviewing someone not admissable and with a warrant. He got fed up with the guy’s lies so he said “It has been a long day and we’re both here right now. The difference is I’m going home to bed and you’re going to jail.”

robloughrey
robloughrey
3 years ago
Reply to  TomB

Not sure I’d admit to being friends with someone who works there…

Timmeh
Timmeh
3 years ago
Reply to  robloughrey

I like you sir

Vukodlak
Vukodlak
3 years ago

Oh it has nothing to do them not being ‘real’ superheroes. He just wanted to be tied up by hot women.

Draguss
Draguss
3 years ago

…might wanna make those ropes a bit tighter

Humsterr
Humsterr
3 years ago

I suddenly thought what a great luck it is that Ethan respawns fully clothed

I'm just wondering
I'm just wondering
3 years ago

That dude is wrong, the real superhero here is Scott. The others are people with superpowers and disguises.

Jack Kastner
Jack Kastner
2 years ago