ugh one small social media tweet and suddenly people can’t search for new experiences anymore. hipsters, really.
Twilight Faze
5 years ago
Hipsters…the bane of human existence. Arrogance and narcissism personified. Guy coulda just said “yup” and put on his headphones, but nooooo….gotta gripe about social media and posers just because someone not like him asked if this was the correct line. If hipsters want someone just for them, make your own shop and set up a dress code or something to legally deny the “posers”. We know you want. Complaining about others is how you feed your self-worth when we all know you ain’t jack shit; even you. Being a hipster is the social equivalent of a teenager in their rebellious… Read more »
Between the undercut updo and the derpy fedora, he’d have no room for headphones. And earbuds would clash with that godsforsaken dead ferret around his neck.
The hell? No, no, hipsters are GREAT. They’re scouts. If you try something new and find a bunch of dead hipsters, you give it a pass. Let them test the “unique” experiences for you and get the health inspectors in when they start puking up blood.
Stupid hipster needs to actually get a fedora and lose that God damn trilby, or at the very least recognize his stupid hat for what it is and stop calling it something else.
Um, he’s wearing it ironically? Obviously? It’s *clearly* a lambast of the poseurs who would wear a trilby even knowing its history, both contemporary and early 20th century popularity. He’s just on the next level, and you wouldn’t get it. It takes poise, and comportment, and other urbane-sounding words that don’t apply, to wear a trilby as he does.
Dude, he has to get to the counter if he wants to buy his kombucha.
His hair isn’t in a man-bun, though, so yeah, he could have been more stereotypical. 😉
Tim
5 years ago
A missed opportunity for Lucas to disassemble an uppity hipster.
Robert Loughrey
5 years ago
Hey the club is exclusive. He should love it.
Drake
5 years ago
We have a local bar in my neighborhood that ranked 4th best burger in the state. For the following month they had to discontinue carryout orders and they kept running out. It passes, and us locals get to keep enjoying them, just a minor inconvenience that gave a boost to a local business.
pyrodice
5 years ago
“who are your members?”
“You’ve never heard of any of them.”
Roamer
5 years ago
Why is the hipster not joining Ethan’s club? It very obviously has not become cool yet.
Also, is there anything hipsters can’t ruin?
Yes, but you’ve probably never heard of it.
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ugh one small social media tweet and suddenly people can’t search for new experiences anymore. hipsters, really.
Hipsters…the bane of human existence. Arrogance and narcissism personified. Guy coulda just said “yup” and put on his headphones, but nooooo….gotta gripe about social media and posers just because someone not like him asked if this was the correct line. If hipsters want someone just for them, make your own shop and set up a dress code or something to legally deny the “posers”. We know you want. Complaining about others is how you feed your self-worth when we all know you ain’t jack shit; even you. Being a hipster is the social equivalent of a teenager in their rebellious… Read more »
Hipsters should be eaten by wolves.
Ah, so just like every other insecure human being on the planet, fascinating.
Between the undercut updo and the derpy fedora, he’d have no room for headphones. And earbuds would clash with that godsforsaken dead ferret around his neck.
The hell? No, no, hipsters are GREAT. They’re scouts. If you try something new and find a bunch of dead hipsters, you give it a pass. Let them test the “unique” experiences for you and get the health inspectors in when they start puking up blood.
They’re a vital part of our dystopian ecosystem!
In my day we just used canaries.
Where do I sign up?
“Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“I’m so laid back I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis”
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.
I hope that guy is really a super villain, Hip-Star, cause I want to see him get punched real bad.
I see Lucas ditched Ethan…. and won’t even join his club
Eh, a place that makes the Cronuffin is *_begging_* for social media attention.
Its called “Not going bankrupt”, even small, nice, local eateries want to “Not go bankrupt”
*real* cooks don’t care about going bankrupt.
Right?
Are we not putting the U in “poseur” anymore. I wish I was hip enough to be invited to these discussions.
There is a subtle difference between the English ‘poser’ and the French-rooted ‘poseur’.
It’s never happened before, but today I read Ethan’s lines in the voice of Hank Venture.
I know it’s an old joke, but I don’t care.
Did you hear about the hipster who burned his tongue?
He drank his tea before it was cool.
I approve this dad joke.
stealing this one
Stupid hipster needs to actually get a fedora and lose that God damn trilby, or at the very least recognize his stupid hat for what it is and stop calling it something else.
Um, he’s wearing it ironically? Obviously? It’s *clearly* a lambast of the poseurs who would wear a trilby even knowing its history, both contemporary and early 20th century popularity. He’s just on the next level, and you wouldn’t get it. It takes poise, and comportment, and other urbane-sounding words that don’t apply, to wear a trilby as he does.
Right he looks like a tool.
Seriously, could that guy have been portrayed any more stereotypically hipster? Maybe if you put a cup of kombucha in his hand?
Dude, he has to get to the counter if he wants to buy his kombucha.
His hair isn’t in a man-bun, though, so yeah, he could have been more stereotypical. 😉
A missed opportunity for Lucas to disassemble an uppity hipster.
Hey the club is exclusive. He should love it.
We have a local bar in my neighborhood that ranked 4th best burger in the state. For the following month they had to discontinue carryout orders and they kept running out. It passes, and us locals get to keep enjoying them, just a minor inconvenience that gave a boost to a local business.
“who are your members?”
“You’ve never heard of any of them.”
Why is the hipster not joining Ethan’s club? It very obviously has not become cool yet.
Also, is there anything hipsters can’t ruin?
Yes, but you’ve probably never heard of it.
Wait, does that sign read “Confection Infection”? It’s infecting the mainstream!
I wanna join the NABPC! Where do I sign up?