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Breakfast, p3

September 20, 2019 by Tim


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GPedia
GPedia
2 years ago

ugh one small social media tweet and suddenly people can’t search for new experiences anymore. hipsters, really.

Twilight Faze
2 years ago

Hipsters…the bane of human existence. Arrogance and narcissism personified. Guy coulda just said “yup” and put on his headphones, but nooooo….gotta gripe about social media and posers just because someone not like him asked if this was the correct line. If hipsters want someone just for them, make your own shop and set up a dress code or something to legally deny the “posers”. We know you want. Complaining about others is how you feed your self-worth when we all know you ain’t jack shit; even you. Being a hipster is the social equivalent of a teenager in their rebellious… Read more »

myd
myd
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

Hipsters should be eaten by wolves.

Tumbleweed
Tumbleweed
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

Ah, so just like every other insecure human being on the planet, fascinating.

Tim
Tim
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

Between the undercut updo and the derpy fedora, he’d have no room for headphones. And earbuds would clash with that godsforsaken dead ferret around his neck.

ArdentSlacker
ArdentSlacker
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

The hell? No, no, hipsters are GREAT. They’re scouts. If you try something new and find a bunch of dead hipsters, you give it a pass. Let them test the “unique” experiences for you and get the health inspectors in when they start puking up blood.

They’re a vital part of our dystopian ecosystem!

Skyblade
Skyblade
2 years ago
Reply to  ArdentSlacker

In my day we just used canaries.

FireballDragon
FireballDragon
2 years ago

Where do I sign up?

Jim Campbell
Jim Campbell
2 years ago

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”

― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Copyright Theft
Copyright Theft
2 years ago
Reply to  Jim Campbell

“I’m so laid back I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis”

Eldest Gruff
2 years ago

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.

NiteStick
2 years ago

I hope that guy is really a super villain, Hip-Star, cause I want to see him get punched real bad.

Salty
Salty
2 years ago

I see Lucas ditched Ethan…. and won’t even join his club

Kaitensatsuma
Kaitensatsuma
2 years ago

Eh, a place that makes the Cronuffin is *_begging_* for social media attention.

Its called “Not going bankrupt”, even small, nice, local eateries want to “Not go bankrupt”

Halosty
Halosty
2 years ago
Reply to  Kaitensatsuma

*real* cooks don’t care about going bankrupt.
Right?

Purple Man (it's not racist)
Purple Man (it's not racist)
2 years ago

Are we not putting the U in “poseur” anymore. I wish I was hip enough to be invited to these discussions.

Eldest Gruff
2 years ago

There is a subtle difference between the English ‘poser’ and the French-rooted ‘poseur’.

BLAM!
BLAM!
2 years ago

It’s never happened before, but today I read Ethan’s lines in the voice of Hank Venture.

Ashi
Ashi
2 years ago

I know it’s an old joke, but I don’t care.

Did you hear about the hipster who burned his tongue?

He drank his tea before it was cool.

Erik B
Erik B
2 years ago
Reply to  Ashi

I approve this dad joke.

Heldarion
Heldarion
2 years ago
Reply to  Ashi

stealing this one

Tales
Tales
2 years ago

Stupid hipster needs to actually get a fedora and lose that God damn trilby, or at the very least recognize his stupid hat for what it is and stop calling it something else.

Me-me
Me-me
2 years ago
Reply to  Tales

Um, he’s wearing it ironically? Obviously? It’s *clearly* a lambast of the poseurs who would wear a trilby even knowing its history, both contemporary and early 20th century popularity. He’s just on the next level, and you wouldn’t get it. It takes poise, and comportment, and other urbane-sounding words that don’t apply, to wear a trilby as he does.

Tales
Tales
2 years ago
Reply to  Me-me

Right he looks like a tool.

Charles Gollmar
Charles Gollmar
2 years ago

Seriously, could that guy have been portrayed any more stereotypically hipster? Maybe if you put a cup of kombucha in his hand?

Eldest Gruff
2 years ago

Dude, he has to get to the counter if he wants to buy his kombucha.

His hair isn’t in a man-bun, though, so yeah, he could have been more stereotypical. 😉

Tim
Tim
2 years ago

A missed opportunity for Lucas to disassemble an uppity hipster.

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
2 years ago

Hey the club is exclusive. He should love it.

Drake
Drake
2 years ago

We have a local bar in my neighborhood that ranked 4th best burger in the state. For the following month they had to discontinue carryout orders and they kept running out. It passes, and us locals get to keep enjoying them, just a minor inconvenience that gave a boost to a local business.

pyrodice
pyrodice
2 years ago

“who are your members?”
“You’ve never heard of any of them.”

Roamer
Roamer
2 years ago

Why is the hipster not joining Ethan’s club? It very obviously has not become cool yet.
Also, is there anything hipsters can’t ruin?
Yes, but you’ve probably never heard of it.

Roamer
Roamer
2 years ago
Reply to  Roamer

Wait, does that sign read “Confection Infection”? It’s infecting the mainstream!

FireballDragon
FireballDragon
2 years ago

I wanna join the NABPC! Where do I sign up?