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Console War, p97

October 13, 2023 by Tim

PS5 Slim incoming. Looks… fine. Great if you don’t have a PS5, but if you do… no real incentive to “upgrade.” It’s a little smaller, I guess.

The split plates and option to buy the digital version, and later decide to add on the BluRay player is pretty cool though. Base PS5 should have had that option.


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Marcell
Marcell
1 year ago

“Where is the rest of you!?”
I’m dying here XD….

Nub
Nub
1 year ago

Buying the slim digital costs more than buying the disc version. Cool option you like paying more.

Ocramot
Ocramot
1 year ago

I’m interested, just because there’s no space next to my TV for that huge duck beak

Urazz
Urazz
1 year ago
Reply to  Ocramot

It’s only like 30% smaller and you are essentially paying more, especially if you want a stand for it to stand up perfectly.

executable 3
executable 3
1 year ago

My hat is off. That was an excellent drill sargaent rant. XD

SuperExoticShrub
SuperExoticShrub
1 year ago
Reply to  executable 3

R Lee Ermey would be proud.

Ryan
Ryan
1 year ago

I bet your the type of bot that would Install a 3rd party software and not even have the goddammit courtesy to give a reboot.

NIN
NIN
10 months ago
Reply to  Ryan

Leave him alone considering PlayStation have no games

Urazz
Urazz
1 year ago

Last I heard the PS5 Slim was more expensive than the regular PS5 so definitely not worth getting it in my opinion unless the smaller size is a necessity.

Duane E Naulls
Duane E Naulls
1 year ago
Reply to  Urazz

They’re currently the same price.

Dirheim
Dirheim
1 year ago
Reply to  Duane E Naulls

Same price for less PS5 (no BR). Awesome deal,,,,

Verter
Verter
1 year ago
Reply to  Duane E Naulls

Digital Slim is 450, not 400. Also, vertical stand sold “separatly”, so same price for physical gets you less functionality.

Grumpf
Grumpf
1 year ago
Reply to  Urazz

You are just getting now the price increase that we got in August 2022. If you look at Europe and UK prices, the prices are exactly the same as the fatter version, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same trend in the rest of world. The weird thing however is the price gap between BR reader and digital. In the US it’s now $50 instead of $100, but in the old world we keep the same gap (100€ / 90£) as previously. And the price of BR reader add-on is matching that : $80 vs 120€ which is a terrible… Read more »

NIN
NIN
10 months ago
Reply to  Grumpf

False

Theo
Theo
1 year ago

Loving the PS insults this man comes up with :rofl:

Michael Livote
Michael Livote
1 year ago

Not an upgrade at all. This is how it should have been from the get go. You can’t even use the separate BR drive with the current Digital edition either, heck, they even upped the price of the new Digital edition by $50….totally wrong moves all around with this “update”.

Last edited 1 year ago by Michael Livote
Urazz
Urazz
1 year ago
Reply to  Michael Livote

Yeah, it’s like Sony is intentionally setting themselves up to end up losing the next generation of consoles.

Bram
Bram
1 year ago

Out of curiosity;

Why would anyone prefer one without a reader?
I’ve always been against the online shopping idea from the get go.
You pay (often full price) for something that’s never really yours and, once the service ceases, you lose everything.

Want to play your favourite game again in 10 years?
Good luck.

Eric the White
Eric the White
1 year ago
Reply to  Bram

Having the disk doesn’t really prevent that. Half of them require online access to a running server anyhow even for a single player game.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
1 year ago
Reply to  Bram

Main argument: It presumably saves money to not have one, so if you’re unlikely to ever use a reader it’s not a bad choice to skip on it.

You’re not wrong about the danger of service cancellation causing you to lose access, but that can be a fairly safe, calculated risk.

Kaelin
Kaelin
1 year ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

safe? calculated? Its a Guarenteed loss of games down the road. Don’t believe me? Lemme hold up nintendo as a poster child. Or xbox. ‘Wii market down.. games GONE. Nintendo DS. Market deleted. GAMES GONE. 360. market down, Games GONE’… will they come back for a future console? parent company knows, but no one else. Considering how they barely converted games from the 360 to the ONE, or, how playstation 3 games won’t play on the 4.. and 4 won’t play on the 5… Want to play that favourite game from the WII? sorry.. it was digital only, never gonna… Read more »

MarthKoopa
MarthKoopa
1 year ago
Reply to  Bram

Even with the disc, you’re still subject to Sony’s online infrastructure for getting the patches to make the games functional or install your DLC. It’s just wasteful plastic and an added annoyance for disc swapping.

I have no problems playing games from 30+ years ago on PC, so I guess it’s just a console issue.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago
Reply to  Bram

Eventually it will come to pass that the PS5 is rendered obsolete by the PS6 and above, or whatever they will eventually be called. And the ultimate fate of obsolete and abandoned consoles and games is simply jailbreaking, so that you can get those games preserved long after their makers move on to other things. From my understanding, sometimes fans of certain online games have even come together to remake the online servers or other online services of games that had been abandoned and shuttered. This is why Jailbreaking old consoles seems to be the ultimate fate of old consoles.… Read more »

Chris
Chris
1 year ago
Reply to  Bram

I can’t think of a single game older than 7 years (and only one that is that old but its still not on a disc) that I would want to play again with all the fantastic new ones to experience. Disc’s are an unnecessary clutter I am very glad to get rid of.

Casper
Casper
1 year ago
Reply to  Chris

Persona 5 was released in 2016 – still incredibly worth (re)playing today. Of course, that’s 7 years exactly so could be the one you’re thinking of.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago
Reply to  Casper

The one I meant is Destiny 2, but that is kind of cheating since it’s a live service game =)

Grumpf
Grumpf
1 year ago
Reply to  Bram

“Want to play your favourite game again in 10 years?” I don’t own a Sony console, but I’m pretty sure that digital purchases made 10 years ago on the PS4 carried over just fine to nowadays PS5. And after showing they can do it between PS4 and PS5, I expect Sony to keep on doing it on the future, so in 2033 you will be able to use a 20 year old digital purchase from 2013 on the PS6… On the Xbox side, the Xbox Series X can use some digital purchases made 18 years since they have a part… Read more »

DeGault
DeGault
1 year ago

Just got two PS5s for the esports lab here at school. Wish I’d waited a little longer – these Slims would have fit the cabinet better.

Aichon
Aichon
1 year ago

I’ll be honest: I’d have pulled the trigger during several moments of weakness over the years, or my wife would’ve picked it up for me as a gift, if not for the fact that the PS5 is SO huge (and that I was convinced a Slim would eventually arrive). I’m not as much of a gamer as I was in years past, but this is literally why they don’t have a purchase from my household yet. That original model is monstrous.

Ste
Ste
1 year ago
Reply to  Aichon

I don’t have one because I don’t like the aesthetic, particularly the white plates.
Good job those are consistent with the slim, or I’d have bought it to play FF7R2 and Spider-Man…
I know you can get skins now, but for the amount of money being shelled out, buying skins as well seems ridiculous.

Casper
Casper
1 year ago
Reply to  Ste

You can just airbrush the plates yourself – if it’s really that important. Me I don’t care much for how a console looks. The important thing is how it plays.

Duke
Duke
1 year ago

Who else read this in R. Lee Ermy’s voice? Absolute gold.

Marc
Marc
1 year ago

Channeling Full Metal Jacket on this one, so good!

Curious though, shouldn’t the older drill sergeants be older models? Having them the same version as the cadets makes them seem the same age.

Timmeh
Timmeh
1 year ago
Reply to  Marc

Well, the first ps5 was 4 years ago… I guess?

Gerry
Gerry
1 year ago

Britain just green lit Microsofts aquisition of ActiBlizz.
Cant wait for that comic, the PS’s are probably shitting their pants.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
1 year ago

Two Someones Do this script Loudly in a games store and let us know how it goes. Or as cosplay at a sony convention.

Will B.
Will B.
1 year ago

That’s some good writing, Tim!

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
1 year ago

That is a gem of a comic Tim. Well done sir!

Greevar
Greevar
1 year ago

I couldn’t resist! I just read this comic out loud in Sgt. Johnson’s voice!

Samus
Samus
1 year ago

If the price of the digital + disk was equal to the price of the full fat version, I’d agree it was cool. As is, it’s a nice option for some people, but it’s also an option that’s going to screw people out of an extra $30 as well.

Rokva
Rokva
1 year ago

Nailed that Drill Sergeant vibe with that dialogue Tim, well done. Now drop down and give me 20!

Vedrit
Vedrit
1 year ago

This page is titled “Full Plastic Jacket”.
There is no debate. Tim just doesn’t know it yet.

Scarsdale
Scarsdale
1 year ago

Game systems always come out with a “slim” version, it’s mostly a marketing scheme, you lose things like backward-compatibility, cooling, and space for expansion with it. Not always of course, but PlayStation did it more than once. I had 3 consoles of the first one, The first one died due to hyperactive kids, the second one, the laser eye broke loose (I have a hunch but never proved who was poking at it) and I got the mini one once they grew up. I had 47 games just collecting dust so why not? I got the PS2 mini, and the… Read more »

RomanBob
RomanBob
1 year ago

He could have made a crack about having no leg to stand on or being sent an amputee as a reference to the stupid decision with the stand not being included

Sayer
Sayer
1 year ago

The drama about the PS5’s size has always seemed odd to me. Can’t imagine there were that many gamers so strapped for space that this was a real issue – or that everyone suddenly hated the “Portal” aesthetic all of a sudden. It fits in the exact same sized slot in my setup as the PS4Pro does.

Figgy
Figgy
1 year ago

full metal jacket energy, love it