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Defective

March 20, 2020 by Tim


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CTOWN
CTOWN
2 years ago

Second!

CTOWN
CTOWN
2 years ago
Reply to  CTOWN

Tim, I want to report a bug – The site won’t let me downvote myself.

leduk
leduk
2 years ago
Reply to  CTOWN

You deserve an upvote, sir.

ShonaSoF
ShonaSoF
2 years ago

“You’re free now! You can do whatever you want!”
“I want to kill you slowly.”
“Welp, you had your chance” *smash*

Michiel
Michiel
2 years ago
Reply to  ShonaSoF

Ah, the Malcolm Reynolds negotiation strategy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPRlHwwVIug

Dan
Dan
2 years ago
Reply to  Michiel

God I wish they made more of that show

MightyThor34
MightyThor34
2 years ago
Reply to  Michiel
GarlynSav
GarlynSav
2 years ago
Reply to  Michiel

Such a wonderful show with such a wonderful blend. I was hoping the movie would give it enough traction to return. Made me sad.

The GM Chef
The GM Chef
2 years ago
Reply to  ShonaSoF

You just nailed the narrative of my last three dnd sessions.

Bwauder
Bwauder
2 years ago

It would be nice to believe that Ethan is on the extreme lower end of the spectrum… not true but nice.

Rolan7
Rolan7
2 years ago

No comment.

FireballDragon
FireballDragon
2 years ago

This is gonna be a long and arduous process.

bob
bob
2 years ago

Just wanted to say how much i enjoy the current storyline. Looking forward to each new comic.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
2 years ago

A person is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know that.

Deaks
Deaks
2 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

K

JohnnyDevo
JohnnyDevo
2 years ago
Reply to  Deaks

Who are the people downvoting this? “K” is the agent designation of Tommy Lee Jones’s character, who said this quote in the movie Men in Black.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
2 years ago
Reply to  JohnnyDevo

He got my upvote.

Jaksteri
Jaksteri
2 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

More accurate would be to say A person can be Smart. People will be cruel, dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know that so don’t act suprised or offended.

Trapsin
Trapsin
2 years ago
Reply to  Jaksteri

It’s a quote from MIB

leduk
leduk
2 years ago
Reply to  Trapsin

it’s now a meme

7eggert
7eggert
2 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I know persons who are people.

Michael
Michael
2 years ago
Reply to  7eggert

Is it scientifically proven that split-personality people aren’t just acting?

Urazz
Urazz
2 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

That line from K in Men in Black is wrong actually. I’ve ran into people that were incredibly dumb.

Michael
Michael
2 years ago
Reply to  Urazz

How so? Like you said, you ran into people, and they were dumb. But seriously, the point of the line is that smart people often get swept up in the foolishness of the masses, and those masses don’t even always include exceptionally stupid people. Or more accurately, K was spouting MIB propaganda that enables them to continue their scam. Aliens are played for suckers by sharing their science with only the MIB instead of everyone, and Earth is kept in the dark/held back because MIB keeps all their toys and the source of them to themselves. First Contact is actually… Read more »

John
John
2 years ago
Reply to  Michael

You make some good points, but you forgot that a lot of those spear&hut tribes ended up getting wiped out due to being called savage or having outlived their usefulness. Now if an alien race is capable of reaching us in a relatively short time (assuming that the crew that arrives at Earth is the same crew that left their planet) then it would be safe to assume that only 1 of the following 2 would happen: 1) they would see that we absolutely hate each other and try to find some way to unify earth by showing the endless… Read more »

Michael
Michael
2 years ago
Reply to  John

The possibilities depend drastically on what kind of aliens are out there; there’s no guarantee that they’re war-mongering imperialists like our own history. MIB movies would have us believe a vast majority of them (that even care about Earth) are harmless tourists and immigrants while terrorists and criminals are kept in check by just this one organization. In fact, that the entire planet’s fate has rested on the shoulders of just one duo way more than once is a recipe for disaster; letting allies in on the secret provides a safety-net so that should any team falter, there will be… Read more »

Michael
Michael
2 years ago
Reply to  Michael

I missed a “not” between We’re and completely, for those that might not notice.

Urazz
Urazz
2 years ago
Reply to  Michael

Note, that I didn’t say people as in several persons all together. But individuals by themselves that have proven themselves to be dumb.

leduk
leduk
2 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I miss toilet paper so much :'(

Fotis
Fotis
2 years ago

I feel like Ethan needs the Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon to constantly narrate his life, so that he can rethink his decisions.

“ Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. „

“ Success so clearly in view… or is it merely a trick of the light? „

“ Be wary – triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall… „

“ Perched at the very precipice of oblivion… „

Fotis
Fotis
2 years ago

Hey Tim, I’m trying to register an account, but it’s not asking me for a password.
Then I receive an email asking me to “follow this link” to create a password.
The link just sends me to the login page.
Used the “forgot password” link, received another email. This one says “follow this link:” followed by nothing at all. It’s like it’s trolling me xD

Early April Fool’s joke? 😛
Please help <3

Andrew Wilkin
Andrew Wilkin
2 years ago

“Skin sculpture” ROFLMAO!

Doodm4n
Doodm4n
2 years ago
Reply to  Andrew Wilkin

I was wondering if that is better or worse than meat sack?

7eggert
7eggert
2 years ago
Reply to  Doodm4n

.. mostly containing water ..

Merendel
Merendel
2 years ago
Reply to  Andrew Wilkin

Almost as good as another robots “Meat Bag” obsession

Leon
Leon
2 years ago

Can we PLEASE disable XB’s speech function?

Stephen
Stephen
2 years ago

Yeah, Ethan should definitely not have the keys / password to let Zeke out.

Trapsin
Trapsin
2 years ago

Ethan is going to have to take some selfless action to save Zeke for him to have a change of heart, I don’t think words alone are going to do it.

DrakeStarkiller
DrakeStarkiller
2 years ago
Reply to  Trapsin

How does someone who cant die selflessly save someone?

Michael
Michael
2 years ago

Dying still hurts him, not that Zeke would care.

Javada
Javada
2 years ago

Just let him vent his hatred of humanity in Fortnite, all ready.

Michael
Michael
2 years ago
Reply to  Javada

Online games would only make matters worse, he needs something like Postal or Grand Theft Auto.

Mike
Mike
2 years ago

“Yes and Yes.”

Vedrit
Vedrit
2 years ago

Bad Scott!
A good programmer always comments.

KillerDragon989
KillerDragon989
2 years ago

I laughed sooooooooo hard!!!!! 🤣

Havok
Havok
2 years ago

Loved the “No Comment.” line Tim. Great Panel