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High Stakes

February 12, 2025 by Tim

Had a bit of downtime recently with nothing but my Steamdeck, and decided to finally dig into Balatro; it definitely lived up to the hype. Regular poker kind of feels dull now in comparison.


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Tim
Tim
1 month ago

Didn’t get it…

Robfather
Robfather
1 month ago
Reply to  Tim

Pretty sure it’s a Balatro reference.

Flanker
Flanker
1 month ago
Reply to  Robfather

I did not get it either first, but you are right, it is Balatro.

Tim
Tim
1 month ago
Reply to  Robfather

Oh. Thanks !

Andhaka
Andhaka
1 month ago
Reply to  Robfather

Thanks, I didn’t get it either… not a fan of card games. 😀

gnarph
gnarph
1 month ago
Reply to  Robfather

Ah, good: I was getting worried there

Phaet
Phaet
1 month ago
Reply to  Robfather

Never heard of

Logan
Logan
1 month ago
Reply to  Robfather

He says exactly this in his comment for it.

Do other people not read those anymore? xD

Urazz
Urazz
1 month ago
Reply to  Logan

Not always.

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Logan

The comment wasn’t there when this was posted.

Zalatro
Zalatro
1 month ago

Other guy must have had a really low straight, even with Gros Michel the 100×8 that a straight flush gets at lvl 1 wins that matchup most of the time.

ouRKaoS
ouRKaoS
1 month ago
Reply to  Zalatro

if he had a 2 through 6 straight flush, that’s 960 chips. 2 pair of face cards w/ G.M. gets 1020 chips.

It’s possible, but just barely. The main issue is, if he just got that banana, it’s a Cavendish…

Zaeze
Zaeze
1 month ago
Reply to  ouRKaoS

Cavendish is the one that only spawns after GM gets eaten.

ouRKaoS
ouRKaoS
1 month ago
Reply to  Zaeze

I’m saying if you go to the store right now & buy a banana, it will be the Cavendish variety. GM’s aren’t available commercially; they basically are “Extinct.”

Klaster_1
Klaster_1
1 month ago

The other dude had a driver’s license.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
1 month ago

Internet was slow and Panel 3 loaded the exact moment I grabbed a banana (candy) .

I am now worried Tim’s psychic abilities are getting too powerful.

foukas
foukas
1 month ago

Then, suddenly the banana goes extinct before the next deal.

Victor
Victor
1 month ago

Freaking love me some Balatro man. In fact gonna play it right now instead of working. Oh a life of an adult.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 month ago

Curiously the other day I read a comic about a character that had become really good at poker because was really addicted to Balatro…

All lies then ..

Scott D Lufkin
Scott D Lufkin
1 month ago

Having been playing Balatro for the last few months this one landed for me in a big way. Well done, LOL.

WesleyRiot
WesleyRiot
1 month ago

Did you have a stroke while writing this one? Or??

Logan
Logan
1 month ago
Reply to  WesleyRiot

Maybe .. read what he typed to go along with the panel next time. :/

Last edited 1 month ago by Logan
WesleyRiot
WesleyRiot
1 month ago
Reply to  Logan

Wtf is a balatro

guy
guy
1 month ago
Reply to  WesleyRiot

It would take less time to google that question than to post it here

Logan
Logan
1 month ago
Reply to  guy

Tim even embedded the link on the word. They wouldn’t have even had to Google it, just click and go straight to the games webpage! xD

Logan
Logan
1 month ago
Reply to  WesleyRiot

He made it a clickable link. You could have went straight to it and found out without all this.

Freddie!
Freddie!
1 month ago

Thank God it isn’t autobiographical

it isn’t … is it?

Last edited 1 month ago by Freddie!
Omg omg
Omg omg
20 days ago
Reply to  Freddie!

The answer is in Tim’s face at the last panel

william
william
1 month ago

is it a fresh or a rotting banana as that changes the hand massively.

guy
guy
1 month ago
Reply to  william

Gros Michel and Cavendish don’t differ because one is rotten. They are two different varieties of banana. Gros Michel are functionally extinct due to a disease, so bananas that you buy today are cavendish.

Urazz
Urazz
1 month ago

I had no clue about what this strip was about until I read the bottom of the strip and saw Balatro. I can tell you this, I tried it on my friend’s account for a few minutes and really didn’t care for it. I generally don’t play card games all that much and if I do, then something like Solitaire is enough for me.

MelkiorWiseman
MelkiorWiseman
1 month ago

That reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon with the riverboat gambler. Bugs and the gambler are playing five-card stud poker (single deck).
Gambler: “Ah’ve got five aces. What y’all got, sucker?”
Bugs: “I’ve got SIX aces.”

(In case anyone doesn’t get it, the joke is that they’ve both descended into blatant cheating, and the only question is which of them is better at cheating)

Jack0r
Jack0r
1 month ago

Unpopular opinion: regular poker has always been really dull, same as most gambling games. Take away the money and the gambling addiction and nothing remains but a really dull game.

guy
guy
1 month ago
Reply to  Jack0r

I think almost every gamer would agree with this.

guy
guy
1 month ago

Gros Michel bananas are functionally extinct, so that banana is a cavendish. Tim lost that hand even though he was playing balatro.

Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
1 month ago

Up till the Balatro reference in the notes/comments, I sorta thought this was some Fallout NV or maybe some 76 add on (I dont play 76 in a long while so dont know whats going on with it!) comic lol

Oliver
Oliver
1 month ago

Gros michel