I don’t know how or when this really happened, but I have somehow become that guy that volunteers for shit as pertains to any of my kids’ many activities. Coach, board member, social media coordinator, prop-builder, uniform designer, etc.

I am suddenly wearing a stupid number of hats because I cannot seem to keep my stupid mouth shut. This weird desire to be helpful and, truthfully, try to better the programs my kids participate in, means every season I have one or two extra (unpaid) jobs.

I would not be surprised if my wife had to resort to this to save me from myself at this point.