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March 9, 2009 by Tim


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Poe-Etic
1 year ago

Wait…how the hell can you be orphaned TWICE?

Jimothy
Jimothy
1 year ago
Reply to  Poe-Etic

Someone kills your parents. You suffer. You go to an orphanage. You get adopted. You don’t trust your new parents and the potential happiness they represent, because of your previous heartbreak. You slowly allow them to win you over, and finally experience true happiness after years of pain. Someone kills your new parents. Your psyche breaks and you attach laser pointers to your forearms for maximum punching accuracy.

BlookyGhostDJ
BlookyGhostDJ
4 months ago
Reply to  Jimothy

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough*