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July 21, 2025 by Tim


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Khaisz
Khaisz
26 days ago

Just tell her you do inventory during night at the store once in awhile.
Running a business can be demanding.
But can’t have simple solutions I guess, that isn’t the Ethan way.

ears
ears
26 days ago
Reply to  Khaisz

She’ll volunteer to help with the inventory.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
25 days ago
Reply to  ears

Can’t. Labor laws. She’d have to be an employee. You can’t do free labor, even if someone is offering.

What? You want to be an employee? Can’t do that, it would be improper, imagine what the other employees would say if you’re shacking up with the boss.

pookysgirl
pookysgirl
26 days ago
Reply to  Khaisz

Or that you need to receive inventory. Truckers can deliver at all sorts of weird hours (I used to work Receiving for a factory).

Ocramot
Ocramot
26 days ago
Reply to  Khaisz

What is going to happen when she passes by the store and finds no-one in there?

Will B.
Will B.
26 days ago
Reply to  Ocramot

Ethan can go through an elaborate scheme to build a simulacrum to be him during night shifts at the store.

Ocramot
Ocramot
26 days ago
Reply to  Will B.

Pre-reboot Ethan could do that, I’m not so sure about post-reboot Ethan

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
25 days ago
Reply to  Khaisz

I initially thought it a great idea. However, his last GF left him because he pretended to be home while she was ringing the bell. There is no reason why a new GF wouldn’t come over to the store.

Ethan needs something that she can’t just randomly turn up for. Night running is then better than being at the store. She can always want to come with, but knowing when that happens is a big deal.

ouRKaoS
ouRKaoS
25 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

2nd Job as a night security guard. Just an occasional side gig to help make ends meet… Not quite the truth, but not really a full lie.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
25 days ago
Reply to  ouRKaoS

That can work. Especially if it’s in a guarded compound where you just can’t come over. When ai worked as a guard at a hotel people could quite easily come over.

Flanker
Flanker
26 days ago

Ben is on fire 😀

ears
ears
26 days ago
Reply to  Flanker

In the precinct?

Kif
Kif
26 days ago

Being a secret superhero is hard. Being Ethan is hard. Being a secretly superhero Ethan is… off the scale.

Ocramot
Ocramot
26 days ago

I think it might be a good idea a dating app for vigilantes, that way they can match among them and do their own activities at night, and they wouldn’t need any cover story.

Of course it would be a good idea if it wasn’t a huge risk for all their secret identities, but still…

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
26 days ago
Reply to  Ocramot

I wonder how it would go. Date at the end of the night. They arrive at her place. “Would you like to come up for a cup of coffee?” she asks. A good idea, as they need to go to their day job in a moment.

Maybe they can put on some filters, like “reporter,” or “cop.” That way they can make their lives needlessly complicated, as any good superhero is wont to do.

Paradox
Paradox
26 days ago
Reply to  Ocramot

It wouldn’t be too hard to just put the superhero identity as the profile on such an app (or any dating app really)

Of course, that does open them up to walking into traps set up by villains, since most vigilantes would logically want to meet their dates in a secluded and non-public location

Dating already requires a level of emotional vulnerability, it’d be a lot harder when you have to make yourself physically vulnerable as well

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
25 days ago
Reply to  Paradox

Yeah, even in real life cops face this sort of problem when they use dating apps. Some crook types will use the dating app to catfish the cop and set a trap for them to kill and/or rob them. They leave their jobs off of the profile to avoid such circumstances.

Argl
Argl
25 days ago
Reply to  Ocramot

The masks stays on.
During the whole dating period.
Even in bed.

Eric
Eric
24 days ago
Reply to  Argl

Frank Miller? Is that you?

Steve
Steve
26 days ago

Nicole != Caroline, as some predicted (unless she’s paranoid and goes by her middle name on the app).

But it does rhyme with… TheTroll (my prediction).

Dagroth
Dagroth
25 days ago
Reply to  Steve

Who is Caroline?

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
25 days ago
Reply to  Steve

It would have to be one of Myriad, not the OG troll. OG is in Not-Arkham.

Steve
Steve
25 days ago

He could still be directing them somehow. Drugs get in jails, coded messages get out. All you need is one guard as sick of superpeople as Emily was.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
25 days ago
Reply to  Steve

You would need a looooot of luck to achieve this. They would basically need to be on all dating platforms to try to catch him, or know which one Lucas recommended.

I would sooner believe Nicole lures him to a secluded place to rob and kill him like the crazy girlfriends of Lucas 1.0. Though I think those chances are slim.

Danidas
Danidas
26 days ago

Is this going to lead to Ethan waking up in a bathtub full of ice with out his kidneys and slowly dying only to re-spawn?

Dagroth
Dagroth
25 days ago
Reply to  Danidas

Or not waking up at all (normally), since if you are removing organs, why stop at kidneys? (hides RimWorld under the bed)
Also the person who removed them wondering where the hell did they go. (if they would disappear when Ethan respawned)

Alek
Alek
25 days ago

I betcha he gets mugged by this “Nicole” and dies triggering his powers.

Giggity Goo
Giggity Goo
25 days ago

Thoughts on him creating a second super-hero identity that never actually saves anyone or does anything (basically a completely ineffectual hero, but one people have seen and think is lame) as cover for his actual hero persona?

Like – he just admits “Yeah… I’m ____man” and she’s like “The dude who always shows up late?” and he’s like “Still getting the hang of it… but I’m trying.”

Last edited 25 days ago by Giggity Goo
Mike
Mike
25 days ago

But Ethan technically is a night-jogger.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
25 days ago

So let’s see we have:
Gamer match by profile
Needing a night activity
Theories on good, evil, and identity risk
Chances on Her being empowered as well?

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
25 days ago
Reply to  Crestlinger

Nicole doesn’t have a night activity (that we currently know of).

Ethan is just preparing a cover story for the eventuality where Nicole might want to see him when he’s busy with his actual night activity.

Though it could be hilarious if she does have her own activities, and they both end up with elaborate schemes to avoid each other’s cover stories.

Bogdan
Bogdan
24 days ago

he could simply say that his friend moved to Europe (Asia?), he has known them for a long time and has an unfinished game of D&D