Just tell her you do inventory during night at the store once in awhile.
Running a business can be demanding.
But can’t have simple solutions I guess, that isn’t the Ethan way.
Being a secret superhero is hard. Being Ethan is hard. Being a secretly superhero Ethan is… off the scale.
Ocramot
2 hours ago
I think it might be a good idea a dating app for vigilantes, that way they can match among them and do their own activities at night, and they wouldn’t need any cover story.
Of course it would be a good idea if it wasn’t a huge risk for all their secret identities, but still…
I wonder how it would go. Date at the end of the night. They arrive at her place. “Would you like to come up for a cup of coffee?” she asks. A good idea, as they need to go to their day job in a moment.
Maybe they can put on some filters, like “reporter,” or “cop.” That way they can make their lives needlessly complicated, as any good superhero is wont to do.
It wouldn’t be too hard to just put the superhero identity as the profile on such an app (or any dating app really)
Of course, that does open them up to walking into traps set up by villains, since most vigilantes would logically want to meet their dates in a secluded and non-public location
Dating already requires a level of emotional vulnerability, it’d be a lot harder when you have to make yourself physically vulnerable as well
Steve
1 hour ago
Nicole != Caroline, as some predicted (unless she’s paranoid and goes by her middle name on the app).
But it does rhyme with… TheTroll (my prediction).
Danidas
34 minutes ago
Is this going to lead to Ethan waking up in a bathtub full of ice with out his kidneys and slowly dying only to re-spawn?
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Just tell her you do inventory during night at the store once in awhile.
Running a business can be demanding.
But can’t have simple solutions I guess, that isn’t the Ethan way.
She’ll volunteer to help with the inventory.
Or that you need to receive inventory. Truckers can deliver at all sorts of weird hours (I used to work Receiving for a factory).
What is going to happen when she passes by the store and finds no-one in there?
Ethan can go through an elaborate scheme to build a simulacrum to be him during night shifts at the store.
Pre-reboot Ethan could do that, I’m not so sure about post-reboot Ethan
Ben is on fire 😀
In the precinct?
Being a secret superhero is hard. Being Ethan is hard. Being a secretly superhero Ethan is… off the scale.
I think it might be a good idea a dating app for vigilantes, that way they can match among them and do their own activities at night, and they wouldn’t need any cover story.
Of course it would be a good idea if it wasn’t a huge risk for all their secret identities, but still…
I wonder how it would go. Date at the end of the night. They arrive at her place. “Would you like to come up for a cup of coffee?” she asks. A good idea, as they need to go to their day job in a moment.
Maybe they can put on some filters, like “reporter,” or “cop.” That way they can make their lives needlessly complicated, as any good superhero is wont to do.
It wouldn’t be too hard to just put the superhero identity as the profile on such an app (or any dating app really)
Of course, that does open them up to walking into traps set up by villains, since most vigilantes would logically want to meet their dates in a secluded and non-public location
Dating already requires a level of emotional vulnerability, it’d be a lot harder when you have to make yourself physically vulnerable as well
Nicole != Caroline, as some predicted (unless she’s paranoid and goes by her middle name on the app).
But it does rhyme with… TheTroll (my prediction).
Is this going to lead to Ethan waking up in a bathtub full of ice with out his kidneys and slowly dying only to re-spawn?