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Mindstate, p2

January 20, 2021 by Tim


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foducool
foducool
3 years ago

sure, makes it leagues better lmfao

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
3 years ago

If it’s for money, it’s ok as long you pay your taxes.

Bwauder
Bwauder
3 years ago

If your umm “accountant” can’t get you exemptions for 100% of your murder income doesn’t that constitute a reason for adding them to the list?

Jonathan
Jonathan
3 years ago
Reply to  Bwauder

We COULD do that, but the IRS are more relentless in their pursuit of you than the police. Not worth the hassle.

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith
3 years ago
Reply to  Bwauder

Never trust your accountant. They don’t get client-attorney privilege like lawyers do.

Corned Beef
Corned Beef
3 years ago
Reply to  Benjamin Smith

That’s why you make sure you accountant is also your tax lawyer.

Herman de Waal
Herman de Waal
3 years ago

How can someone be so clueless?
… Wait! …It’s Ethan…

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago

Aww, look at the little Minecraft crown! Super cute!

And I’m guessing that Mom doesn’t play anything, the heathen.

Sirtricky88
Sirtricky88
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Seeing these crowns always makes me so happy knowing that IT is only a few days away.

Merendel
Merendel
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Meh, she’s supporting her little sprog as he follows the only true path. I say we can put her down in the “Potential Convert” column and leave the torches and pitchforks for another day.

Andrew
Andrew
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

She does so! She plays Minecraft with him. And she *keeps on* playing when the kid goes on Roblox. Trust me. I’m that parent.

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
3 years ago

Well, I mean, as long as the murdering has ground rules…

foducool
foducool
3 years ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

only ground rule for murdering is to let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit. the.
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith
3 years ago
Reply to  foducool

*proceeds to air juggle bodies indefinitely*

Michael Delaney
Michael Delaney
3 years ago

I read a review the other day and noticed the launch date and was like WTF!!!!
Today is probably not the best day to have “Hitman” and “Assasination” trending on social media, while the US inaugurates a new President.

no thanks nintendo
no thanks nintendo
3 years ago

IO Interactive is full of bad ideas. In addition to what you described, they also decided to grab Tim Sweeney’s wrinkly old sack… of money… to make their game exclusive to the Epic Games Store, thus screwing all PC players from being able to bring their Hitman 1 and Hitman 2 levels with them. Also, there’s the ongoing bad idea in all of these games where there’s time gated content, so if you pay for one of the old games now, you get less content than people who bought it at launch. Oh, and the bad idea of always online… Read more »

foducool
foducool
3 years ago

eternal could be shipped with demon AIDS and I’d still buy it tho XD

Hobo
Hobo
3 years ago

i’m a little confused, for hitman 3, didn’t they set up an account system with the developers that you can link all 3 games to in order to make the levels available in hitman 3?

Therefore meaning it doesn’t matter which platform you buy the games on, just so long as you bought them somewhere.

MargaretAnn
MargaretAnn
3 years ago

The kid’s crown going D:

raven0ak
raven0ak
3 years ago

meh, another eg$hitlusive; aka hard pass

Ffaelan Condragh
Ffaelan Condragh
3 years ago

Backstory: Before Ethan walked in Lucas was just explaining to the mother that video games have been proven to not instill violent tendencies in children and have actually been shown to improve eye hand coordination and social skills.

Random Dude
Random Dude
3 years ago

Love Lucas’s expression in that last frame. It’s like he’s totally saying, “That makes it worse or creepier.” You can see the wheels turning wondering what kind of backlash is going to come from it.

Leon
Leon
3 years ago

It’s kill-tastic

Unagiman
Unagiman
3 years ago

Yep, I bet every gamer has at some point caused a similar event whether they knew it or not. My college roommate and I used to play 1v1 Counterstrike on occasion and we’d be shouting things at each other which could be heard in the hallway. A very confused father was like “is there some kind of gang war going on in the dorm?”

Smieol
Smieol
3 years ago

Will Ethan be resurrected and will he be with his wife and friend? Or this story will be about this dummy, which began after his death?