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Recipient, p11

December 22, 2021 by Tim


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GUNnibal
GUNnibal
7 months ago

As a matter of fact, that fluffy charging dock is really quite comfy, and you’re just jealous of the unattainable bliss that is uninterrupted sleep.
Also, what’s that written on the phone while it’s ringing? Wrong answers only.

Dodgy
Dodgy
7 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Haha! Does it actually say “Hugh Manface”? That’s awesome!

Halosty
Halosty
7 months ago
Reply to  Dodgy

Definitely this one.

Alexander
Alexander
7 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

High Mansion?

Tim
Tim
7 months ago
Reply to  Alexander

I think it says high maintenance

popinloopy
popinloopy
7 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Huge mammoth, obviously

Last edited 7 months ago by popinloopy
GeorgeV
GeorgeV
7 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Hug Manatees.

Kyle
Kyle
7 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Hugh Janus

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
7 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Hagh Macfaco

Dodgy
Dodgy
7 months ago

Mastering the “Dah” is the final step towards becoming a Master in the art of “yeeting” random objects and people.

Giuliano Marques
Giuliano Marques
7 months ago
Reply to  Dodgy

Ah, the table at Lakeside Manor… So many memories.

Kaogen
Kaogen
7 months ago
Reply to  Dodgy

Then you use the glitch to stack shout cooldown reductions and defeat enemies by simply making them hit objects over and over.

foducool
foducool
7 months ago

“fluffy charging dock” best name for a pillow ever XD

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
7 months ago

Let me just be the first to say.

Awww.

Arcatus
Arcatus
7 months ago

Lots of “How did you…” and “How can you…” He is phoning Ethan, ordering stuff online, stealing money… what else is he doing?

Brian
Brian
7 months ago

Stuff like this is why you set your phone to “Do not disturb” when sleeping.

Mithramuse
Mithramuse
7 months ago
Reply to  Brian

Like Zeke would really let that stop him? 😉

Whatever
Whatever
7 months ago
Reply to  Mithramuse

*takes batteries out of phone*

no thanks nintendo
no thanks nintendo
7 months ago
Reply to  Whatever

I don’t know about you, but I’m not willing to take a heatgun and spudger to my phone and then undo a bunch of screws every night to remove the battery.

Guy Incognito
Guy Incognito
7 months ago
Reply to  Brian

He’s a superhero. I imagine he always considers himself “on call.”

Alain
Alain
7 months ago

It took me a while to realize, but Zeke is actually Bender.

Leon
Leon
7 months ago
Reply to  Alain

Now he needs alcohol

Ashi
Ashi
7 months ago
Reply to  Alain

Oh YEAH? Well, I’ll go do my OWN webcomic! With BLACKJACK! And HOOKERS!

Last edited 7 months ago by Ashi
Me-me
Me-me
7 months ago

You know, if he’s that good at financial and computer systems he could probably also root out finance and computer crime for the side of the superheroes. To prove how dumb they are, of course.

Risky
Risky
7 months ago

It’s the ro dah to your fus. Have you even played Skyrim?

Tim
Tim
7 months ago
Reply to  Risky

Have *you*? You get shout words in order, and you only get one at a time. So yes, it would be adding Dah to Fus Ro.

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
7 months ago

And now I’m going to refer to my bed as my fluffy charging dock.

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
7 months ago

Is Zeke in his phone as “Hugh Manface”?

Atros
Atros
7 months ago
Reply to  FITCamaro

These days caller ID often resolves *without* having a contact set, so long as your number is registered publicly. So the more amusing possibility is that, when setting a phone account up for himself… Zeke used the fake name Hugh Manface.

Mark
Mark
7 months ago
Reply to  FITCamaro

Considering Ethan started to say “how did you get my Number?” It’s likely that Atros is entirely correct. Ethan likely didn’t even know Zeke had a phone number to use until this point, and therefore couldn’t have set up contact info for him on the Cell phone.

Justin Coombs
Justin Coombs
7 months ago

This was so good.

Whatever
Whatever
7 months ago

This is why I have my phone set to do not disturb.

Mike the Limey
Mike the Limey
7 months ago
Reply to  Whatever

I somehow doubt that would stop Zeke…

Simon P
Simon P
7 months ago

I remember the first time I got the “Dah” to my “Fus Ro” …I too shared this in a similar manner.

Drew
Drew
7 months ago

They’re made out of meat.

Karrde
Karrde
7 months ago

Man, they are so lucky the robot who wants to destroy the world aboslutely has the “Eh, I’ll do it tomorow.” mentality.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
7 months ago

Clearly we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

Gabriel Stanford-Brown
Gabriel Stanford-Brown
7 months ago

It’s 5.36am here in the UK and I’ve disengaged from my fluffy charging dock, Harry Holidays Everyone.
Also, Hugh Manface… is that suppose to equal Human Face?

Bluff
Bluff
7 months ago

I like it.