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Showdown, p2

October 13, 2025 by Tim


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mastacheata
mastacheata
1 month ago

FPS with a controller is a crime against humanity and should be punished by life in DLC-hell.

Amarant
Amarant
1 month ago
Reply to  mastacheata

I hold that Nintendo’s joy cons are an exception to this rule. Their motion control is about on par with a mouse for aiming.

Terrycloth Monkey
Terrycloth Monkey
1 month ago
Reply to  Amarant

Cant agree with that one. If it wasn’t for aim assist, no one on a console could ever cross platform a first person shooter.

Kazuma Shouri
Kazuma Shouri
1 month ago
Reply to  Amarant

I think there’s context dependency for that
like motion aiming works great for Splatoon, but that’s not a game that regularly requires precise aiming

and person by person basis, stability aiming can also be a nightmare. mouse and joystick you can let go of, but if you got shakey hands during motion aiming then you’ll be wobbling all over the place

I still love motion aiming more than either of the other two tho, it feels the most intuitive to me

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 month ago
Reply to  Kazuma Shouri

It doesn’t regularly require precise aiming if you’re at low ranks and don’t really know what you’re doing (essentially, any Splatoon comic that Tim’s drawn). Get higher than a C and you need to be able to aim fast, not to mention quickly react and respond faster than a stick will move you.

Yes there’s more issues if someone has a handicap, but by far “precision” isn’t the problem with gyro. Precision is HOW you aim with gyro. Stick gets it in the ballpark, gyro aims at their head.

Kazuma Shouri
Kazuma Shouri
1 month ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

ah, well I don’t play competitive at all so I guess that’s my experience talking
I’m also willing to bet that my specific sensitivity settings have an impact on it, and it’d feel more precise with some tweaking, but I don’t even know where I’d start to test out how fiddling with sensitivity would affect my gameplay

MJC
MJC
1 month ago
Reply to  Amarant

That’s simply not true. They’re gyro aiming and gyro aiming is always a super inaccurate mess that’s also in constant need of recalibration to how you’re holding the controller.

The IR pointer on the Wii Remote, now that was great for aiming.

Pyre
Pyre
1 month ago
Reply to  Amarant

For me, it was the Xbox360 that melted my stance on “Keyboard and Mouse only for FPS” (I only recently bought Darkwatch because, at the time, trying to play an FPS with a PS2 controller overrode any interest that I had in the game. I’m hoping that, when I get to it, the OG Xbox controllers handle well enough.) Controllers hit the right spot for me. As such, I’m willing to make an exception as well for Xbox. Yeah, as Serious Sam 4 pointed out to me, fine tuning a shot is a lot harder than with a keyboard/mouse. However,… Read more »

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 month ago
Reply to  Amarant

I disagree that it’s on par, but it’s a night and day difference from sticks and aim assist. If I can’t mouse-and-keyboard, I gyro-aim. If I can’t do either, I don’t do first or third person shooters.

Anyone who claims gyro is worse than stick, either doesn’t know how to set up their sensitivity, spent only long enough using it to realize that decades of practice in stick aim has an edge over two hours practice of gyro, or gets motion sick.

Hydrohead
Hydrohead
1 month ago
Reply to  mastacheata

I never could grasp the ability to game with a mouse and keyboard.

will scott
will scott
1 month ago
Reply to  mastacheata

yep i remember when microsoft did a special event of top tier pc vs top tier console players… no matter who used what set up the ones with K+M would beat controller 100% of the time. even the console players beat pc players when they swapped rigs.

Mike
Mike
1 month ago

Good alt title for this: Triggered

Cuz its got me all sort of triggered right now. haha

Brian
Brian
1 month ago

And she’s gaslighting him now…

Steph
Steph
1 month ago
Reply to  Brian

She started gaslighting him from the beginning lmao

Shiva
Shiva
1 month ago
Reply to  Steph

I guess this is 1 step farther in the, how to gaslight.

Phaet
Phaet
1 month ago
Reply to  Brian

What does this even mean?

Ducky
Ducky
1 month ago
Reply to  Phaet

“Gaslighting” is a phenomenon where someone is continuously told that they are remembering things wrong, until they end up always doubting their own memory. It is a tactic commonly used by abusers to make their victims dependent on them for what is true in their lives. The name comes from a film where the main character did this, and there were gas lights involved; I don’t remember how.

Crias
Crias
1 month ago
Reply to  Ducky

To add to this slightly, common usage these days associates it with almost any form of deception but the description above is the correct one. Lying, even about past events, isn’t inherently gaslighting – it’s the specific act we see here where the deceptive statements are accompanied by direct attacks on the victim’s belief in themselves. It’s the “Why would I make that up? You need to pay more attention” in this strip that makes it gaslighting – the implication that she’s infallible and he’s not only fallible but always the incorrect one. The movie was from the 40’s and… Read more »

J.M.
J.M.
1 month ago
Reply to  Ducky

That’s not what gaslighting is and it has nothing to do with the 1944 mystery movie Gaslight.

J.M.
J.M.
1 month ago
Reply to  J.M.

Somebody didn’t get the joke.

Crias
Crias
1 month ago
Reply to  J.M.

Gotta include “Pretty sure you’re remembering the movie wrong, you always get crazy over things like this”

Merida
Merida
1 month ago
Reply to  J.M.

yeah, you.

Ronnie
Ronnie
1 month ago
Reply to  Brian

Now?

a007rs
a007rs
1 month ago

Tim…who hurt you?

Lurker
Lurker
1 month ago
Reply to  a007rs

Seems like some demons have to be let out every xx years 😀

toughluck
toughluck
1 month ago
Reply to  a007rs

It’s all manipulation tactics from r/relationship_advice condensed into a comic strip.

Ocramot
Ocramot
1 month ago
Reply to  a007rs

More importantly, Tim, why do you keep hurting us?

More more importantly, Tim, when’s she going to get hurt?

M D
M D
1 month ago
Reply to  a007rs

This story arc is for that friend who won’t listen to their friends trying to warn them.

Kenju
Kenju
1 month ago

Hmm the Trekker nerd in me can’t help but make a joke about if there are four lights or five…

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Kenju

We have four bulbs over our bathroom mirror. One tends to burn out more often. When the wife asks me to change it, once I do, I like to come out and mimic Picard’s “There… are… FOUR lights!”

So far she hasn’t responded “No, there are five lights.” Even though there is also a flourescent ceiling one and that would just make it an even more appropriate response. 😄

Kenju
Kenju
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

Next time you have to replacer that bulb, you should watch that episode with her to see if she gets the joke ^^

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Kenju

She won’t watch TNG with me. She finds the charcterization stiff and more specifically criticizes Data’s attempts to be more human as tiresome and predictable.

We can’t ALL marry a manic pixie dream nerd, you know. 😛 I don’t watch her mindless trash tv, either, but we’ve managed all these years nonetheless.

Paula
Paula
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

Tell her to give it a chance. When I began watching TNG (which was by season 3, I think) I found Data unbearable. Not only for what your wife says but also because I saw him as a blatant Data rip-off. But my then boyfriend (current husband) convinced me to try and watch more than one chapter or two. I am now more fan than he is.

Roma
Roma
1 month ago
Reply to  Paula

You saw Data as a…Data rip-off? You saw him as a rip-off of himself?

evilleet
evilleet
1 month ago
Reply to  Roma

I am pretty sure Paula meant “Spock”

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Paula

Yeah, I’d get a polite but firm “Thanks but no thanks.” I’m lucky enough she’ll play some modern board games with me even if it is just the simple stuff like Azul, Carcassonne, or Splendor. The problem is that I play competitively and eventually just get too good for her at most of them, then she doesn’t want to play. Personality difference, I guess; my dad mercilessly crushed me at cribbage and chess, but that just made me want to play MORE to beat him. If we share a show it’s usually an instance of what South Park called “Informative… Read more »

Axiomite
Axiomite
1 month ago
Reply to  Kenju

Is there four gaslights or five?

Last edited 1 month ago by Axiomite
Smiffwilm
Smiffwilm
1 month ago

Kinda surprised the “I said right” when she factually said left isn’t the triggering point for Ethan. No, really, I really am it wasn’t, considering his character.

Kazuma Shouri
Kazuma Shouri
1 month ago
Reply to  Smiffwilm

honestly it might be, he keeps getting cut off before he can say anything here

MJC
MJC
1 month ago
Reply to  Smiffwilm

He is trying to say something, he just keeps getting cut off

Kif
Kif
1 month ago
Reply to  Smiffwilm

Memory is a fickle thing, and that is a big part of how gaslighting works. It’s all about instilling and manipulating self-doubt.
We, as the 4th wall, have an objective recording of the whole conversation, Ethan in panels 3 and 4 has only his memory. So the question is how well does he trust himself and his memory.

However, belittling him in public about learning a game, which really should be his element, should hopefully start triggering his BS detector.

Logan
Logan
1 month ago
Reply to  Kif

Seriously… This is THE dude that created ‘wintereenmas'(?) for the gaming community in his universe! He may not be the best at all games, but he knows enough to know better than this level of treatment implies.

Prinny
Prinny
1 month ago

Ooh, I hate this woman so much… she’s the perfect level of *mundane* evil that gets under my skin more than most ‘proper’ villains.

I rather hope we see karmic justice happen at some point.

(Though, it could be an interesting decision to intentionally *not* give the viewers any kind of catharsis…)

Andi
Andi
1 month ago

Escalation incomming!!!!

Tales
Tales
1 month ago

Girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight.

Kazuma Shouri
Kazuma Shouri
1 month ago
Reply to  Tales

you put those in reverse order on purpose, didn’t you?

Frank
Frank
1 month ago
Reply to  Kazuma Shouri

I don’t think that “Bossgirl, Keepgate, Lightgas” would be fitting better..

Tales
Tales
1 month ago
Reply to  Kazuma Shouri

I put them in the order she started using them in, so yes.

Robert
Robert
1 month ago

Goddamn, you don´t have to put ALL the red flags into one character, you know?

MarthKoopa
MarthKoopa
1 month ago
Reply to  Robert

Maybe that’s her super power

Roger
Roger
1 month ago
Reply to  Robert

Yeah, I was starting to think the same. Tim, she is too much wrong. No way someone’s that bad (I hope)

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
1 month ago

Okay. Someone needs to put this See U Next Tuesday in her place FAST. Gaslighting on top of everything else…

Merida
Merida
1 month ago

The other people had to have heard that, right? That she said left. I wonder what they think.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 month ago
Reply to  Merida

“if we say she is wrong she can break us like a stick…better shut up”

But if they are playing with her friends groups, as happen in the male counterpart, will laugh “the joke”

Esc
Esc
1 month ago

I’ve said this before, but she’s so obviously over the top toxic I can’t see how anyone could miss it.

Thomas Gebhardt
Thomas Gebhardt
1 month ago
Reply to  Esc

The Troll escaped when? It looks like Chekov’s gun.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
1 month ago

In what way? Nicole is pretty much the opposite of Troll style. Troll being affliated with this is about as likely as Ethan turning out to be the Troll himself.

(Ethan having to deal with) Troll escape could become some escalating factor in this ongoing train wreck though.

Scarymother
Scarymother
1 month ago

He’s certainly right about controllers and FPS games… it is just wrong. A pale imitation.

Quinn
Quinn
1 month ago

Gaslighting level, Master.

JozMk.II
JozMk.II
1 month ago

Come on, Ethan, put the pieces together. There’s plenty of them and extra to assemble a clear, ugly picture here.

Wesley Riot
Wesley Riot
1 month ago

Blue shirt white tee!!

Cmd1095
Cmd1095
1 month ago

Well up until now everything she was saying and doing was suspicious but not over the line where benefit of the doubt stopped being possible. But this definitely puts her over that edge and into get out of there territory

Paula
Paula
1 month ago

Nope. Blatant, direct gaslighting. Too much.

Rune
Rune
1 month ago

Jokes on you. I use a controller for FPS when i play them on my PC

Cmd1095
Cmd1095
1 month ago
Reply to  Rune

Blasphemy! An unforgivable sin! Burn the heretic!

WereCatf
WereCatf
1 month ago

Is it just me or does anyone else feel actually very physically uncomfortable when she’s being toxic and manipulative? No other comic or book has made me feel this god damn uncomfortable before.

Acorr
Acorr
1 month ago
Reply to  WereCatf

It makes me sick

Urazz
Urazz
1 month ago
Reply to  WereCatf

I feel this because I have encountered a few women that were that toxic and gaslight the men they went out with (they weren’t gamers). I dated one that was like that but pretty much left her after the second date. Had a friend also go out with a girl like that and she almost caused our friendship to permanently end but his family got through to him and he apologized and we moved past it. Also have a coworker married to a woman like that as well and we saw her gaslight her husband right in front of us.

Anon A Mouse
Anon A Mouse
1 month ago
Reply to  WereCatf

It’s because it’s more relatable than traditional “villainy”. Most villains do evil things like threaten peoples lives, which IS evil but is not something we deal with in regular life. People who lie and then deny it, gaslighting, manipulation. Those things are pretty real for a lot of people, more so these days, and we realize it. So when a fictional character uses an emotional tactic that we have dealt with in real life it hits harder. Case in point: Mother Goethel from Tangled gets a lot more hate than many other people because her gaslighting of Rapunzel was very… Read more »

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
1 month ago

Can we have Scott get fourth wall powers so he can bash this one with an ACME anvil of EVIDENCE?

Finvair
Finvair
1 month ago

Oh. So she’s THAT kind of red flag, as well? Yikes.

Acorr
Acorr
1 month ago

I know art as a medium should also provoke negative feelings but this entire thing makes me so uncomfortable that I don’t know if I want to keep reading. Especially since it is one page of anxiety at a time

Ducky
Ducky
1 month ago
Reply to  Acorr

You can always come back in a month or so to see if Tim’s swapped back to Starcaster or gaming jokes.

Rauri
Rauri
1 month ago

A new superhero arrives:

“Hey, I’m Clip.”

-What do you do?

“I can capture and replay any moment of reality as it occurred. Not great at fighting but I’m indispensable for court cases.”

Ethan would be forbidden to be friends with them.

Mailar
Mailar
1 month ago

i suspect it’s going to be calling Ethan a ‘slow learner’ when it comes to video games that is the true wake-up call.
the crowned king of wintereenmas is a lot of things, but a slow learner in games he is not.

Zequeins
Zequeins
1 month ago

Unfortunately Ethan lacks the 4th wall breaking power of Deadpool. Upon which he could easily say, “No, you said LEFT. See top left panel, right there.”

Blue
Blue
1 month ago

Nope still don’t like her.

Huecuva
Huecuva
1 month ago

She’s insufferable.

Dragma
Dragma
1 month ago

And incomes the gaslighting. I think Eathon is starting to have some doubts.

Greevar
Greevar
1 month ago

Gross, the whole scenario.

Mr_Meng
Mr_Meng
1 month ago

It’s always hilarious when gamers get their jimmies rustled over inconsequential stuff like playing a FPS with a controller and I say that as a gamer who plays FPS games on both their PC and consoles with a controller.

Dennis
Dennis
1 month ago

When is she being killed off the show?

I don’t know what I hate more – her or console FPS

Aeg
Aeg
1 month ago

These comics do bad things for my blood pressure.

Daniel
Daniel
1 month ago

Fake your death by real death, Ethan

Cypher
Cypher
1 month ago

I feel like this is a glorified Mel Brooks joke. Left! No, your other Left!

Dorander
Dorander
1 month ago

So uh, any chance the other players would’ve picked up the rest of the conversation and get to chime in? This situation looks quite voice activated or continuous open mic to me.

Number51x
Number51x
1 month ago

Is her super villain reveal name going to be “The Red Flag” or something? JFC. It’s just one after another out of the abuser playbook.

Baal
Baal
1 month ago

D-Pad has a new Nemesis! Move over Troll, you’re no match for… Red Flag!

Del Cox
Del Cox
1 month ago

…Annnd on to gaslighting…

AngryLittleMan
AngryLittleMan
1 month ago

To quote a famous Star Wars quote “I have a bad feeling about this.”
And boy there are more red flags in this single strip than the uniforms the red wings wear.

Shona-SoF
Shona-SoF
1 month ago

I know Ethan’s trying, but he _has_ to see what’s happening by now

Seldrick
Seldrick
1 month ago

Her villain name will 100% be The Gaslighter

JJBBSS
JJBBSS
1 month ago

So many red flags it must be a rally of the Communist Party.

notme
notme
30 days ago

Jesus… no… can we not do this storyline, this is giving me PTSD