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The Campaign: Superstition

July 28, 2021 by Tim


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Pulse
Pulse
3 years ago

the chicken has a look that he can see through his left eye into the void….and he sees kirby sitting there with a knife and fork.

Christopher Kinnee
Christopher Kinnee
3 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

Right eye. But I think you’re right about the rest of it.

Darkstand
Darkstand
3 years ago

Its on our right, therefore its the chickens left eye

Merendel
Merendel
3 years ago

the right is the one we still see. The left may or may not be staring strait up 4’s nostril and into the void. hence pulse had it correct.

To be honest I think its just the fringe up the nose so far, think I see a curve that may be the left eye on the top of the beak.

Dodgy
Dodgy
3 years ago

Well… this was uneggspected!

Me-me
Me-me
3 years ago

She stuck the crest up her nose.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
3 years ago
Reply to  Me-me

The amazing thing is not she tried it, but she could!!

Sebastian
Sebastian
3 years ago

I hope they once get over that game and play something where randomness means less to them.
Or they accept that character defeat and death are part of the game and enjoy it more.

Jacob
Jacob
3 years ago
Reply to  Sebastian

I always thought praying to the Gods of Dice and shunning the unbelieving dice were the reason to play RPGs.

The lows only make the nat 20’s sweeter

Sebastian
Sebastian
3 years ago
Reply to  Jacob

There are many TTRPGs out which don’t rely so heavy on that 🙂
DnD-likes aren’t the only way to go.

Sure, they play differently.

I play TTRPGs to have different experiences. Not only the one of DnD.
You are welcome.

Sebastian
Sebastian
3 years ago
Reply to  Sebastian

Could someone explain me please how he disagrees?

foducool
foducool
3 years ago

her nostrils are a passage to a secret hammerspace

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  foducool

Points for referring to hammerspace instead of the go-to “pocket dimension” or “bag of holding.”

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
3 years ago

Does her nostrils connect to slipspace and to other points in time/space?

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
3 years ago

I bet SCP Foundation would send an expedition there too, just to find out.
The sack of endless potatoes would be dethroned as the weirdest place their agents had to explore.

Peter Piers
Peter Piers
3 years ago

She certainly can’t be totally human, that’s for sure.

Miffy92
Miffy92
3 years ago

Gaze long enough into the Abyss, and sooner or later, Chef Brian gazes back into you.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
3 years ago

Lucky that wasn’t a rooster. The cock jokes would write themselves.

Cragfast
Cragfast
3 years ago
Reply to  Crestlinger

It’s referred to by a male pronoun six times on this page.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  Cragfast

That’s just common verbal gendering – using male as default for an animal of unknown gender. I doubt any of the Players know a thing about chickens, and Four’s name of “Sir Hatchural 20” has probably biased them to male. This is clearly a hen.

And if you want to get all ‘pronoun-y’ about it, the chicken didn’t claim male as her gender; that was assigned to her.

Cragfast
Cragfast
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Maybe it’s a fat rooster. It snaffled the d20 without hesitation.

Leon
Leon
3 years ago
Reply to  Crestlinger

That was ‘hen’, this is now

Zaldrak
Zaldrak
3 years ago

Fun fact: the odds of nine 20s in a row on a d20 are 1 in 512,000,000,000

Last edited 3 years ago by Zaldrak
GraySkye
GraySkye
3 years ago
Reply to  Zaldrak

Ok, out of curiosity what would 3 20’s in a row be? or 7?
My friend is under the belief that if he rolls 3 20’s in a row his character will die (It happened). 7 is the highest 20’s I have seen in a row.

Cragfast
Cragfast
3 years ago
Reply to  GraySkye

For three 20s in a row it’s 1 in 20×20×20, so 1 chance in 8,000. For seven 20s in a row it’s 1 in 20×20×20×20×20×20×20, or 1 in 1.3 billion. You probably didn’t see seven 20s in a row. It’s much more likely that someone was playing a trick on you.

GraySkye
GraySkye
3 years ago
Reply to  Cragfast

Since I bought the dice set as a gift from a reputable company, no hi-jinx from my actual view. However, everyone’s choice in what they believe

Jacob
Jacob
3 years ago

And we’ve come full nostril… er, circle.

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
3 years ago

I thought 2 just put the chicken down. I didn’t hear him say anything about giving up ownership.

Dan Skelley
Dan Skelley
3 years ago

And hour later green sits alone the faint sound of screaming coming from her nostrils.

Henchman Twenty1
Henchman Twenty1
3 years ago

Don’t feed your chicken dice or they may choke, and choking your chicken is bad, m’kay?

Mr_Meng
Mr_Meng
3 years ago

Better get the clone vats warmed up I doubt any of the group is going to survive what’s going to come next.

Merendel
Merendel
3 years ago

I’m so going to laugh if the next page shows just one of 2’s legs sticking out of 4’s nose as he tries to retrieve the chicken.

James Kite
James Kite
3 years ago

The proverbial is about to hit the fan isn’t…

…like, literally.

Dan
Dan
3 years ago

The chicken is going into a ceiling fan isn’t he…