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The Console War: Crossroads, p7

April 5, 2024 by Tim


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Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 year ago

Boxed!

Fartsy
Fartsy
1 year ago

boxing match !

Arcatus
Arcatus
1 year ago

This is so much fun!

Mospaeda
Mospaeda
1 year ago

Genius move with the rifle !

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
1 year ago

I think we are about to witness an unboxing. Very thorough unboxing.

Scortch
Scortch
1 year ago

Man this whole airdrop is giving me such Rust vibes back when I played.

Chris
Chris
1 year ago

When I read Remy’s “the rifle scope can help me”, my first thought was, OMG, they are ALL idiots….

Imj
Imj
1 year ago
Reply to  Chris

Well that one in particular was shooting at “disguised ennemies”* earlier

*actual rocks

So….

Jack0r
Jack0r
1 year ago
Reply to  Chris

Somewhere, in an aircraft with a glass observation floor a group of PCs are sitting and watching the chaos unfold below while consuming classics together with some fine WINE.

Eodyne
Eodyne
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack0r

While they’re video card power connectors melt from power draw though.

EodyneDrinksPaint
EodyneDrinksPaint
1 year ago
Reply to  Eodyne

Yea that was one of the stupidest things I’ve read in a very long time; congratulations, you’ve made everyone here a bit dimmer because of your post.

Xtratopicality
Xtratopicality
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack0r

More likely in a subterranean room, perhaps a “basement” and there are w(h)ine glasses but they have Mountain Dew in them.

Last edited 1 year ago by Xtratopicality
DanVzare
DanVzare
1 year ago
Reply to  Xtratopicality

You gotta love how quickly console fanboys will set aside their differences whenever the PC comes into the conversation.

Eric the White
Eric the White
1 year ago
Reply to  DanVzare

And get thoroughly trashed in the comments. Anyone here ever melt their video card connector? Ever?

Nightdagger
Nightdagger
1 year ago
Reply to  Eric the White

I’ve heard of it happening when people buy cheap parts that aren’t meant to handle the draw of modern video cards from sketchy suppliers, but outside of that I’ve only heard of it happening a small handful of times because of a manufacturing defect.

Meanwhile, consoles can just straight up brick themselves for little to no reason and you can’t just replace the parts, you need to buy a new console…

Daemone
Daemone
1 year ago
Reply to  Eric the White

Yes. In my Xbox 360.

(Ok, it was solder on the card itself, but the joke stands, dammit!)

loser
loser
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack0r

WINE is getting finer with age . . .

Zantok
Zantok
1 year ago

That Switch is now my favorite Console Wars character.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
1 year ago

The hilarity of which hand is in the ready position sells it.

Fletcher
Fletcher
1 year ago

There’s no way the various armies aren’t just dumping their failures here in the middle of nowhere. It probably isn’t even a border crossroad. It’s just an abandoned village in the ruins of old Sega country. No one has cared about that space since their great grandfathers time in the war.

Peosea
Peosea
1 year ago
Reply to  Fletcher

That or an abandoned Ouya settlement

Bach
Bach
1 year ago

You see Ivan, if use you rifle scope with peestol…

Keenan
Keenan
1 year ago

i feel like iv played fortnite with remy at some point.

Del Cox
Del Cox
1 year ago

I’m not even involved in this and I want to put a bullet between the red and blue.

Scarsdale
Scarsdale
1 year ago

I just got an image from switch, a 5 year old screaming “MINE! MINE! MINE!” and it’s not their toy.

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
1 year ago

That shouting mouth in the last panel, especially with the controllers on the side of the head, looks so much like a frilled lizard, I chuckled a lot when I saw that. Can’t unsee it out…

Saixak
Saixak
1 year ago

Xbox and PlayStation are taking aim at one another while Nintendo just does its own thing.

Alex
Alex
1 year ago

Man, the Switch guys just have intelligence as the plot demands. But I love him.