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The Starcaster Chronicles 07.06

April 16, 2020 by Tim


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Graham Best
Graham Best
4 years ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Mike
Mike
4 years ago
Reply to  Graham Best

That’s how they turned it off the first time.

Graham Best
Graham Best
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

In that case, they should try to force an unexpected reboot.

foducool
foducool
4 years ago

that is most unfortunate

GamerLEN
GamerLEN
4 years ago

Ruh Roh Raggy. :V

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

I think the Starcaster Chronicles are over now.

Michael
Michael
4 years ago
Reply to  Jon

Go back the the first page of the chapter; Tim has a comment you should read featuring Kermit the Frog.

Robert
Robert
4 years ago

Didn’t really think it was going to be that easy did you? Gotta be some drama first.

Merendel
Merendel
4 years ago

Ya smart move. Too concussed to aim strait and save your buddy with normal ammunition. Proceed to try useing the big F*off death beam on the target between you and said buddy. If that had worked likely would have killed spek too.

7eggert
7eggert
4 years ago
Reply to  Merendel

How big is the death beam? Speck did melt through the floor.

James Rye
James Rye
4 years ago

Lol, I can so see what the choice of the people had been:
Use the Star-YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!! XDDD

Sayer
Sayer
4 years ago

Sigh. Inverse Power incontinence.

JozMk.II
JozMk.II
4 years ago
Crestlinger
Crestlinger
4 years ago

‘Sooner Sphincter.’

The Risu
The Risu
4 years ago

No, really, the power of a star channeled by a weapon on your arm and you point your hand at your face after trying (and failing) to get it to work. You’ll lose more than just eyebrows if that goes off accidentally. XD

Michael
Michael
4 years ago
Reply to  The Risu

He pointed his palm at his own face, not the star-caster; something this advanced most likely has safety-precautions, like that shoulder-cannon in The Predator should have but didn’t.

Michael
Michael
4 years ago
Reply to  The Risu

In fact, one such safety is probably refusing fire if it means destroying the entire location, like if he were to be on an asteroid station.

Nekopanzer
Nekopanzer
4 years ago

Looks like he forgot to turn off the safety.

The Aussie Bloke
The Aussie Bloke
4 years ago

Shouldn’t have dropped the gun. He’s in point blank range now and there’s a perfectly valid opening in his helmet right there.

Bob
Bob
4 years ago

I never noticed Ryder was a leftie

Reso
Reso
4 years ago
Reply to  Bob

Interesting. So if his right hand is his off-hand, does that mean that he performs his left hand arts with his right hand? Starcaster is attached to right arm, so I think this is theory confirmed.