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The Starcaster Chronicles 14.10

February 28, 2025 by Tim


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JozMk.II
JozMk.II
1 month ago

Least Cort has a head-start on him. It’ll be interesting if they both meet.

ears
ears
1 month ago

For some reason I thought he’s the younger brother.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
1 month ago
Reply to  ears

Same, they seemed to have that dynamic.

This could explain some of his frustration at not having a Starcaster yet, assuming their culture also traditionally favors the elder sibling.

It’d be bad enough to miss out because they simply didn’t have a second Starcaster after giving one to the elder brother. But if he was actively passed by, that has to sting extra.

Also adds extra weight to the ‘that’s why Father picked me’ line his brother gave him.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 month ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

Maybe older brother – primogeniture – empire heir, can’t risk him to die for using the starcaster or alike 🤷

Ben
Ben
1 month ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

I have this theory that the younger brother is a little less evil than the rest of his family. At the very least, he doesn’t seem to love bloodshed for its own sake. That’s probably WHY dad insisted he don the starcaster- he saw a glimmer of a conscience in his youngest child, and found it to be offensive, even threatening. To quash that nascent morality, he put him into a position where he would commit mass murder. Only his oldest child takes after dad a little too well in the bloodlust department. That kid is DEFINITELY going to covet… Read more »

Pajuka
Pajuka
1 month ago
Reply to  Ben

Alternatively, their father understood its not just about bloodlust and cruelty. You need to have logistics and strategy so you don’t over extend your fleet and get decimated as a result.

So the younger brother, being more tactically minded, was given the starcaster to lead the army and prosecute the war. As giving the older brother that power would have risked destroying everything their Empire has worked for so far.

Derfman
Derfman
1 month ago
Reply to  Ben

There is also the possibility of civil war. Considering this guys personality, I could see him purging his own people in an effort to solidify his power.

The Legacy
The Legacy
1 month ago
Reply to  Derfman

That would be a really interesting plot twist.

GeorgeV
GeorgeV
1 month ago

The bonding actually went fine.

He’s simply squicked out because he just discovered they hadn’t properly cleaned off all of the previous wielders’ bits.

Pajuka
Pajuka
1 month ago
Reply to  GeorgeV

And now those bits are forever trapped there, for the rest of his life.

Like being cursed with wet socks that will never dry.

Atros
Atros
1 month ago
Reply to  Pajuka

Even better: The starcaster is still trying to heal those bits not realizing they’re from a different person entirely, and so slowly blue flesh grows out from under the starcaster that he has to peel away…

Acher4
Acher4
1 month ago

It would be funny, if after all this time and his actions, the next panel is just a:

“Boom!”

Jedi
Jedi
1 month ago
Reply to  Acher4

I’d hope for some disintegration 🙂

Marcus
Marcus
1 month ago
Reply to  Acher4

best case scenario for the federation is that he totals the ship they are on. and is left floating in space with the caster keeping him in a state of agony.

Dagroth
Dagroth
1 month ago
Reply to  Marcus

Best case scenario would be if he actually dies, and the Federation can just retrieve the starcaster. (if they could find it)
Yeah, that alien woman (forgot her name) can use the Starcaster to protect her from space and nod need a suit, but it’s not something done automatically, Cort needed a suit, and so did the other Dranglaex prince, I think.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 month ago

And that’s how they lost the rest of the fleet…or maybe the prince is gonna detonated his ship, being throw to the space while going FTL and end lost in some random planet

Urazz
Urazz
1 month ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

I imagine it would cause the permanent loss of that Starcaster as well since it would be traveling around faster than the speed of light until it hits something, which might destroy it.

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
1 month ago

Kelias, upon putting on the Starcaster:
-OH MY GOD, I can support the comic on PATREON!

Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
Robert 'CockRoach' Archer
1 month ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

Ya know if Tim were to make a non-canon one off comic of this with say his eyes showing Patreon or him shouting it or something i’d probably do what i could to drop a buck or three

Robert
Robert
1 month ago

“Ah crap, should´ve waited until all the combat drugs wear off.”

Stephen
Stephen
1 month ago

What a complete prat

Almost every time he has screen time in the comic, he convinces us more and more that his father had the right idea in passing him over for his bro

At least he’s brave and arrogant enough to make a decent villain

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
1 month ago
Reply to  Stephen

Curiously, I feel like this could also be something of a self fulfilling prophecy, i.e. if you keep telling a kid that he sucks and can’t measure up to his brother, then it will no wonder when he grows up to be spiteful and vicious.

PhobosRising
PhobosRising
1 month ago

Now that’s a hell of an orgasm.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 month ago
Reply to  PhobosRising

Stargasm.

PhobosRising
PhobosRising
1 month ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

No, that would have caused a hole in the side of the fleet.

Dagroth
Dagroth
1 month ago
Reply to  PhobosRising

Maybe it did, we just didn’t see it yet.

PhobosRising
PhobosRising
1 month ago
Reply to  Dagroth

Why did half the fleet and a star disappear? Enough unbridled joy that it poked Slaneesh in the kidney.

anonymouse hawk
anonymouse hawk
1 month ago

*last panel pauses*

morgan freeman voice over: it was this moment, Kelias knew, he made a very big mistake. for not only did the starcaster overwhelm him with cosmic energy, it also unfortunately revealed what lay beyond the mystical fourth wall. will his mind withstand the truth that he is is merely a pawn in a comic series? and will it recover from seeing the internet search history of random fans, which included a video of a man named deadpool twerking in nothing but a mask and a thong? only time, and the creator of this comic will know.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
1 month ago

Lol ‘Starpool’. If he Did come to this universe, the regeneration he has would perk up interest.

Last edited 1 month ago by Crestlinger
Robert
Robert
1 month ago
Reply to  Crestlinger

I mean, deadpools regeneration would be pretty useful with a starcaster.

Number51x
Number51x
1 month ago

No chance it rejects him or this goes badly for him and his ship, huh?

Skorpeyon
Skorpeyon
1 month ago

Some part of me has been expecting someone to eventually put two of these things on and like ascend to godhood or something. Maybe even four, with two on the shins or something. Kinda thought this would lead to that. I mean, it still could, I guess, if his brother’s willing to cut his arm off for it.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
1 month ago
Reply to  Skorpeyon

My personal opinion? It would probably be like asking 9 women to birth a child in a month. The Starcasters can draw on the power a star. That is an absurd amount of energy. Shoddycast once did a video on Fallout stimpacks. The amount of energy to heal is ludicrous. Compared to the power of a star? Insignificant. One Starcaster has enough power to kill the wielder. It has enough power to heal mortal wounds. It certainly doesn’t need more energy, and from what I assume of these things are advanced enough to heal a Starcaster wielder as fast as… Read more »

Last edited 1 month ago by Darkhorse
Kevin Greenbaum
Kevin Greenbaum
1 month ago

Interesting, just joined the patrion so now I get to be impatient about a different issue… Lot of CAD one shots to catch up on though.

Eodyne
Eodyne
1 month ago

He has seen the Black Mountain and the Space Koala…