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Trust, p2

July 6, 2020 by Tim


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Oyee
Oyee
4 years ago

Zeke should write an anatomy book. His definitions are hilarious.

Tim Tucker
Tim Tucker
4 years ago
Reply to  Oyee

Reminds me of the overall sense of humor from Obvious Plant

EMMachine
EMMachine
4 years ago

Well, their would be a way multiplayer at least with older games. This universe Ethan is maybe to young to remember the times when we were playing local multiplayer without being connected to the internet.

Matt
Matt
4 years ago
Reply to  EMMachine

Ah the good old days of LAN parties and hot seated games. Hours of fun back in the 90s.

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
4 years ago
Reply to  Matt

My Intellivision was multiplayer in 1980. 🙂

Nono
Nono
4 years ago
Reply to  EMMachine

Regardless, probably not a good idea to connect the killer robot to any connected options.

TuffMelon
TuffMelon
4 years ago

I just imagine Ethan managing to get Zeke into fully appreciating the human race through video games, only for Zeke to stumble upon a game that needed and never got a sequel, or a game that was never finished properly, pissing Zeke off once more.

Scott
Scott
4 years ago
Reply to  TuffMelon

Haha “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FINAL FANTASY X ENDING?! THE DEVELOPERS MUST DIE!“

Kenju
Kenju
4 years ago
Reply to  Scott

Then he plays X2
“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FINAL FANTASY X2!? THE DEVELOPERS MUST DIE!”

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
4 years ago
Reply to  Scott

Wait till he plays Farcry 5. I dont know if he will rage or take it as a manual for the coming war.

eric
eric
4 years ago
Reply to  Scott

So… my save data was lost when I got close to beating that game and never got back to it… do I wanna know what the ending was?

Diavel
Diavel
4 years ago
Reply to  TuffMelon

What do you mean the company was bought? Who is this EA?

Ocramot
Ocramot
4 years ago

Ah, Zeke, the struggle of not reminding a specific word and not having a search engine at your disposal to find it.

Blue Griffin
Blue Griffin
4 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

Yeah, it’s interesting to think about what Zeke has and hasn’t learned.

Sure he could have learned fighting styles, techno jargon/skills, and hate, but he’s also likely to not have stored simple terms like heart, understanding of narrative suspense, a list of world capitals, or a top 10 list of 80’s movies actors ranked by how many slow motions shots they were in.

It’s like going to a foreign country and seeing a pineapple for the first time. You ask what it is and describe it by its look.

Thanagherion
Thanagherion
4 years ago

Am I the only one currently imagining Zeke talking in James Spader’s voice?

Jesse
Jesse
4 years ago
Reply to  Thanagherion

Not anymore you’re not!

Rolando
Rolando
4 years ago
Reply to  Thanagherion

Meh. Much as it makes sense, Ultron can’t hold a LED candle to Zeke in the “condescending toward humanity” sport field.

Granted, Zeke has had a lot longer to express it/himself on the matter. Especially if we consider that in CAD 1.0, that side of him was pretty much the same as far as verbal expressions go.

Thanagherion
Thanagherion
4 years ago
Reply to  Rolando

It’s just that I can’t stop thinking it after the “tentacled life motor”. My mind instantly went to that moment when “people create… smaller people? Er… Children!!!”

Sean
Sean
4 years ago

That poster behind Zeke on the right, is that a thing?

EMMachine
EMMachine
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean

When I wrote the text into google. In the picturesection there is a picture from Facebook with this poster image stating “Visit Hyrule” at the top. So some sort of Zelda poster. Maybe “Breath of the Wild”?

Merendel
Merendel
4 years ago
Reply to  EMMachine

Its dangerous to go alone is rather famous for being what the old man said when he gave link the sword in the first game. Most zelda nerds and all that date back to the 80s will recognize it.
As to the setting ya thats breath of the wild. Reminds me of that opening scene where you stand on the outcrop and see the world for the first time.

Casra
Casra
4 years ago
Reply to  Merendel

And yet Zelda is a game about going, it alone most of the time…
hmmmm…..

Sean
Sean
4 years ago
Reply to  Casra

Alone with a sword is better than alone with nothing 😛 I knew it was Zelda more where could I buy one question 😀

deep
deep
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean
James Rye
James Rye
4 years ago

He is very creative when it comes to insults. xD

Leon
Leon
4 years ago

What an emo.

Billy
Billy
4 years ago

“Talking hair farm” is a new one that I’d never heard before. Love it.

Also – now I just want to see Ethan bring in a GameCube and have them play GoldenEye on it…

Christopher
Christopher
4 years ago
Reply to  Billy

Honestly, great idea! This way they can both play and Ethan doesn’t have to worry about the safety of the Internet at Large.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
4 years ago

This can go two ways: either Ethan caves and Ultron MK II or Ethan is tricked and Zeke goes John Wick on all the horrid gaming CEOs.

Kevin Greenbaum
Kevin Greenbaum
4 years ago

That’s my new way of saying heart, thanks for that.

The Legacy
The Legacy
4 years ago

Strangely enough, I think Zeke will have more fun killing people in video games than he would in real life.

I have a sneaking suspicion that his favourite game will become League of Legends. ?