‘He fell on to the railing. Hard. It turns out for all his yap, the troll had a glass jaw.’
Tsuhna
25 days ago
cue the pretty reporter calling BS, Ethan spilling the beans “a rogue robot built by an insane scientist still mad about the Xbox 360 “ring of death” whom I tried to befriend before a bomb in his head exploded, leading him double-down on his hate on humanity, suddenly appeared to stop the terrorists from murdering me & he vented his anger by…well, doing the damage you mentioned” & the reporter saying “uhhuh, so, presumably you both kicked the Troll’s a$$ & neither one of you wants to admit your part in it, got it”
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“His jaw was like that when we found him actually.”
Must’ve been a late complication from the time that caped maniac threw him off the roof. Someone really ought to look into that menace.
He definitely fell, right onto a hard metallic fist. Totally not Zeke’s fault, nope, no point even mentioning his involvement really….
Wasn’t it all on air? Or maybe Zeke turned it off before showing up
Maybe the troll ran across a joshua, seems to be a natural symptom of such collisions.
Why does it look like they’re looking right at Zeke standing on a roof making that pointing at his eyes and then at them gesture xD
He broke his jaw in a hit with the floor…a fall is the most plausible explanation. If not, what? Some kind of cyber ninja did it? Nah
“what a jaw-dropping experience !”
-a dwarf in some mines on a planet far away
ROCK AND STONE!
‘He fell on to the railing. Hard. It turns out for all his yap, the troll had a glass jaw.’
cue the pretty reporter calling BS, Ethan spilling the beans “a rogue robot built by an insane scientist still mad about the Xbox 360 “ring of death” whom I tried to befriend before a bomb in his head exploded, leading him double-down on his hate on humanity, suddenly appeared to stop the terrorists from murdering me & he vented his anger by…well, doing the damage you mentioned” & the reporter saying “uhhuh, so, presumably you both kicked the Troll’s a$$ & neither one of you wants to admit your part in it, got it”
“I think he fell down the stairs…”