Doomed. Seriously.

July 29, 2005 by Tim

“It makes me sad where my heart is.”
-Brian Clevinger

And it hurts me where my brain is. Who the fuck gave Hollywood the gigantic butcher’s knife, and WHY must they wield it so ruthlessly on EVERY single existing, proven franchise?!

I want to like “The Rock”, I really do. I’ve seen him in some roles and on some talk shows and he has a great sense of humor about himself. But he keeps choosing such crap movies.

I didn’t like the trailer. But right at the end… that stock scream that has been used over a million times in everything known to man… that’s what made me despise it.

I hate that scream.

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