Oh my sweet fucking robot christ! What the bloody shitbricks?!

Dead or Alive 4 has been pushed back AGAIN!

Look, Tecmo, how about you stop circle-jerking us. Just be honest. That game is never coming out, is it? It doesn’t even exist, does it? You just wanted some attention, some love, so you whipped up this imaginary title to weasle your way into our hearts?

Well the jig is up. Fuck your release dates.