…to bring you an important announcement.

Some of you people need to learn to read. I AM NOT SHIPPING TO EUROPE! STOP PLACING ORDERS FOR THE UK!!!! I am ONLY accepting orders for the US/Canada. Don’t make me call wildlife services and have you put down because of toxic stupidity levels.

I have begun the arduous task of packing up all of my worldly belongings so that they may be moved to my new residence at the end of the month. For a few reasons, in the process, I have had a change of heart.

I have come across a box of original character shirts, which have been discontinued for some time. In the interest of getting rid of everything possible before moving, I am putting these shirts up for sale in the store. Bear in mind, what I have here is all that is left of these designs, so sizes are limited, and once they’re gone, they are gone. I will be monitoring the orders as closely as possible so that I may pull certain items as they sell out.

ONCE THEY ARE GONE, THEY ARE GONE. DO NOT EMAIL ME ASKING IF YOU CAN GET ONE BECAUSE YOU ‘REALLY REALLY WANTED ONE’. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.

Only orders that have been paid for count. Simply placing an order does not “reserve” the item for you. This is a first come, first served operation, due to the fact that I do not have unlimited stock.

It is also important to note that I am only going to deal with shipping to the United States and Canada, so if you live outside of those areas, you’re out of luck right now. Also, I am only going to accept orders paying via Paypal or Credit Card. I’m not going to fuck around with checks and money order, so if can’t pay via those methods, you’re also out of luck right now.

It is important for me to stress that this is SOLELY for the purpose of getting rid of certain backstock to save myself the trouble of packing it and unpacking it during the move. The store is NOT fully open yet, so please don’t email me asking for the other shirts and posters.

I have also put the book, Ctrl+Alt+Del Volume One back up to sell through 150 copies. Once I’ve sold 150 copies of the book, it will become unavailable again until after I move. I have decided to do this not because selling 150 copies of the book is going to make a huge dent in the number of books I have to move with me, but because it will get rid of all of the envelopes I have left for shipping books, which means I won’t have to move THOSE.

Again, I am not shipping outside of US/Canada, and I am NOT accepting cash/check/money order at this time.

The store is here.

Now, that being said, I also have a few items here I’m looking to get rid of that I’m not going to bother putting in the store. People interested pay contact me via email to purchase, and they will be sold on a first come, first served basis.

I have:

H4xx0r Hoodies: Small, Medium, XL
Lucas Hoodie: Small

I also have various sizes of Baby Doll Tees for women, in the Lilah, Ted, Ethan and ‘Know your controls’ designs.

Hoodies are $20+S/H and the Baby Dolls are $10.

Consider this a clearance of sorts. A ‘housecleaning’ sale.

One more time, I am NOT shipping outside of US/Canada. It’s just too much of a pain in the ass to ship internationally, and I need all of this business to be wrapped up before I move at the end of the month.