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The Campaign: Superstition

August 2, 2021 by Tim


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Vukodlak
Vukodlak
3 years ago

Yeah I’d leave to…

foducool
foducool
3 years ago
Reply to  Vukodlak

no no, I need to see when the horse comes into play

Vincent Price
Vincent Price
3 years ago

Barnyard fun, without the mess.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
3 years ago

Ok, I can only think in the smell…and I own a little farm, but is not the same outside than indoor…

Peter Piers
Peter Piers
3 years ago

What? What? What’s wrong with this organic Old MacDonalod dice tower? Don’t be picky, you lazy DM, you get your derrière right back in here and DM!

JD.
JD.
3 years ago

but What type of goat hat?

Pajuka
Pajuka
3 years ago
Reply to  JD.

Man 2 is gonna hate it when he finds out the top hat goat negates the mouth dice curse only when theres no snacks at the table. Once theres snacks he’ll need a goat with a fedora.

7eggert
7eggert
3 years ago
Reply to  Pajuka

He needs a blind deaf lostsense-of-smell goat.

JD.
JD.
3 years ago
Reply to  Pajuka

A goat would look ridiculous in a Fedora

Freddie
Freddie
3 years ago
Reply to  JD.

I dunno … a goat noir detective sounds cool

Kenju
Kenju
3 years ago

Man, this takes me back to the horror days of when i was a kid and my parents signed me up for a parent/kid bowling league. There was this one guy who was so superstitious he wouldn’t even get up to take his turn if you touched/moved ANYTHING that belonged to him. You had to put it exactly back where it was. He also unplugged the Avengers arcade game in the arcade whenever he bowled because the machine was out of order the day he bowled his highest score and he firmly believed that the machine had to be off… Read more »

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
3 years ago
Reply to  Kenju

Weaponized superstition! Brilliant!

Kenju
Kenju
3 years ago

You have no idea how happy I was when Absol finally got a card, I didn’t care how much it sucked, I used it entirely for the lolz 😉

Weeden Wainbow
Weeden Wainbow
3 years ago
Reply to  Kenju

I just think of some kid doing really well on the game only for someone to walk and unplug it so they do better at their game.

Twirrim
Twirrim
3 years ago
Reply to  Kenju

It seems like a lot of sports stars end up highly superstitious. Their attempt to handle the fact that they can perform perfectly on the day and still end up losing? One former captain of Chelsea F.C. had a whole long list of things that had to be “just so”, because otherwise he was doomed to have a bad game. He had to have exactly the same car parking spot each time, had to wear the same socks that had to have been washed a particular way and be in a particular place in his bag. He had to have… Read more »

Syb
Syb
3 years ago
Reply to  Twirrim

Superstition happens when people conflate correlation with causation to the extreme.

Leon
Leon
3 years ago

The Players: Animal Farm

Snowfae
Snowfae
3 years ago

… where did they find those?

Merendel
Merendel
3 years ago
Reply to  Snowfae

Maybe 4 reached Up and pulled those down out of her nose. Who knows whats hidden in there.

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
3 years ago

*that’s another high roll

Typo

mkearns
mkearns
3 years ago

That’s quite an excellent goat!

Freddie
Freddie
3 years ago
Reply to  mkearns

A GOAT goat, if you will.

Christopher P Charpentier
Christopher P Charpentier
3 years ago

You know, I once had a neighbor with all of those animals. Never thought to bring my dice over there though.

Bwauder
Bwauder
3 years ago

Whats frightening is that I’ve had 3 of the 4 animals as pets/yard animals in the past, thankfully not all at once.

Peter Piers
Peter Piers
3 years ago

I just realised. How exactly is he planning to keep all those animals still and in that exact position for the whole of the game? Particularly the rabbit, as the die has to go UNDER it.

…unless they’re stuffed?

…shoo, imagination, you’re going weird places. Get back to 4, she’ll welcome you. Shoo.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
3 years ago

Now one of them just needs to reroll (heh) as a druid and it’s canon in game.
Guess that would be a menagerie tower then.